ITT: ruin the game as fast as possible

If it's below 500 in a vote for most popular Pokemon, it gets retconned.

Every Pokemon learns Sketch from a tutor.

The tutor is in the third town in the game.

If you lose 100 battles, a wandering traveler says
>"Hey, you've got potential, kid... But your Pokemon seem to be lacking. Here's a gift from me. I'll be cheering you on from the sidelines. Peace out..."

He gifts you a Lv. 100 Lucario with Lucarionite, optimized nature/moves/EVs/IVs, and has your OT and ID.

A Pokémon can carry more than one item if it has the physical means to do so. So you could shove 6 Rocky Helmets in your Pelipper's mouth and call it a day.

>>32388768
Every gen 1 pokemon can now use 3 rocky helmets

>>32388733
Certain pokemon like Lucario and Charizard can now have 5 moveslots.

>>32388767
>not proud of his power
Released immediately

>>32388733
Put Masuda or Ohmori as the director.

Dark type becomes super effective against fairy and is immune to ground

Pokemon are immune to their own types

>>32388733
Pokemon can now die from battle

Inbreeding weakens a pokemon's i.vs

>>32388733
There is now a new Capsule that converts a Pokémon's normal Ability into it's Hidden Ability, provided that it has one.

Pokemon can now have 6 moves
You can carry 10 pokemon in the same team.

Pokemon now have a chance to miscarry eggs

>>32388753
underrated

>>32388733
Slaking gets Speed Boost

have a entry hazard move that has type effectivene--oh wait

>>32388767
If you've lost 100 times in a pokemon game I don't think an optimised Lucario will help.

Knock off priority +1

>>32388741
Didn't they do that poll in japan recently? looking at that it would piss a lot of people up because i'm pretty sure you'd fuck with a lot of evolution lines by doing that

>>32388767

>Not giving you a 6IV Ditto to get good.

>>32389474
>>32389478
>>32389488
OP said ruin it, not fix it.

Pokemon never forget moves, ever, at all, your level 100 blastoise still knows bubble

>>32389751
t. Stallfag

>>32388767
>not giving you a choice between Lucario or Charizard X

When your Pokemon loves you very much it will get random stat-boosts when switched in.
Even online

>>32389982
Then why are you replying that to these three shitty ideas that rupture the balance?

>>32388741
>>32389840

>If it's bellow 300 on popularity vote, all of its evo line gets overall redesign.
>If a final evo mon bellow 300 on online usage, gets buffed.

Did I ruin it or fix it?

>>32389486
Wasn't that actually a thing already?

You can see which item pokemon are holding on their model ingame

>>32389507
lol