/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32383443

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32383452
Jack: Ah! What is this room??

Osha: If I had to guess, I'd say it seems like some kind of

>all the Phoenix Wright posts from the last thread were deleted without warning
God dammit mods I needed one of those for the screencap

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>>32383469
Osha: Junk Room

>What will you do? 2, 4, or 8

>>32383478
Fish out the guide to VPMD, we might need that.

>>32383474
I still have last thread up from before stuff was deleted, which do you need?

Get nebby

>>32383474
>global rule everyone should know about
>no warning

>>32383491
Re

>>32383478
Do the personality quiz in Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon

>>32383478

OP, you seem to have made an error. That Nebby isn't in a bag where it belongs.

>>32383478
Bag Nebby for later

>>32383478
Look for something useful.

>>32383478
>Pokemon White in the junk pile
I love you a little less now, OP.

>OP in the junk pile
And now I forgive you.

>>32383491
Rerolling

Rape the OP square and then do this >>32383491

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>>32383478
>Super in the junk pile
You cheeky shit. I love you.

>>32383555
Nice waste of trips.

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>>32383528
>Hm, garbage, garbage, garbage, you grab the nebby, garbage, garbage...

I know the encounter in this room's probably going to be Garbodor but I wish it was Waluigi

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>>32383583
>Oh goddammit, ANOTHER one of these useless things? 'blah blah secrets to all the boss battles, blah blah identity of the mastermind' GARBAGE. You burned the one at the mansion and you'll burn this one too!

Osha: Hmm, this spring looks like it might've actually been left here recently. Maybe it could come in handy later. Let's see if there's anything else that might come in handy around.

>2, 5, or 7 next

>>32383625
Recruit Waluigi.

>>32383625
Bet Osha you can fit all of this trash in your ass

>>32383625
Pocket the copies of White and Super so that we can sell them later.

>>32383628
re

>>32383628
Re

>>32383634
re

>>32383628
Rerool.

>>32383635
reroll

>>32383634
reroll

>>32383625
Put the gear in the gear holder to see what happens.

>>32383628
This

>>32383628
Reroll!

>>32383628
Re!

>>32383625
Put some order
Sort the garbage by things that we could fit in our anus and shit that is too big

>>32383452
>Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

OP, I haven't been here in a week or so,
so this is new to me... I get the motivation behind this rule, but how do you enforce it? What's to prevent someone from trying to "secure" someone else's post to get you to nullify it?

>>32383628
reroll please

>>32383699
This is explained in previous threads, but the logic seems to be that "securing" a post with a counter roll would nullify it regardless, which was the point of counter gets on the first place

>>32383628
reroll!

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>>32383672
>>32383644
>>32383628
>Hmm, what's this big gangly thing here? You pull it out and it turns out to be a... thing!

Waluigi: WA!

>"Hey, join our team!"

Waluigi: Wa?

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>>32383732
>Waluigi gives you a good punt and goes running off.

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAA!

Osha: What the fuck was that thing?

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32383715

Ok, I read it as "attempts" to secure, so even responding to a post with "securing" would nullify it, whether it got dubs or not. I guess that's not the intent. Thanks.

>>32383738
Put gear in gear holder.

>>32383738
Examine that strange brown object in the upper left. But grab the DS games first.

>>32383738
Take the games
Then go find and kill waluigi, he must be the mastermind

>>32383761
re

>>32383738
Burn Naruto and Bleach, take the vpmd guide

Leave OP

>>32383741
I'll reword it, it does seem confusing now that I look at it again

>>32383738
Recruit Marker. It's definitely the most powerful object in this game.

>>32383774
re

>>32383770
Re

>>32383738
Search the junk for pieces of Magearna. Also, pull the two games and OP out, they shouldn't be there.

>>32383625
Take the games. Shove the marker up Osha's ass.

>>32383738
Rape Osha with the marker.

>>32383798
re

>>32383770
reroll

>>32383738
Op puts the marker on his butthole
We put the gear on the white thing

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>>32383789
>Well, you don't really know how much use they'll come in, but you scoop up the two games and the OP paper.

Nibbles: Hey, how bout this ramp over here?

Jack: How could that come in handy?

Nibbles: Iunno. I just like it.

>Sure, what the hell, you take it.

Osha: I don't think there's much else of use in here. Let's get out of here before we all turn into Garbodor.

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>>32383893

>>32383900
No go back, we need a sword

>>32383900
Ugh, what did nibbles do this time?

>>32383900
We need to take White 2

>>32383900
Are those the Dragon Balls? Guess we don't need to climb the tower to get our wish granted.

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>>32383900
Osha: Ugh, I feel gross now. Let's resolve to never go into THAT room again. I guess we should see what's up on 3F

please do not call my fav garbage OP

>>32383900
>A gear stand
>beats
>master sword
>a chest
>white 2
We need to go back

>>32383900
>White and White 2 in the junk pile
Motherfucker...

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>>32383936
>Where to next?
>1, 7, 0

>>32383936
Apparently Osha's slap was so powerful that it lingered until even now

>>32383900
climb the stairs

>>32383949
To the third floor, since Osha hates fun so much.

>>32383949
Try unlocking the middle door. If that doesn't work head right.

>>32383949
Fire

>>32383963
>>32383964
We're already on the third floor though.

>>32383970
Re

>>32383949
Bet osha you can fit osha in your ass

>>32383977
Guess I'm blind. Thank you, anon.

>>32383949
Right door.

>>32383965
Re

>>32383983
re

>>32383951
All that practice, he's become just that good at it

>>32383983
reroll

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>>32383980
>>32383970
>O... kay?

>3, 5, 6

>>32384029
Was there not a room called fire? That's what I wanted

>>32384029
go to fire room

>>32383936
>>32384029

>>32384029
Blame nibbles for the bad roll

oh my god let's just enter the right door already

>>32383949
>Where to next?
>label room Fire
>doesn't go to fire

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>>32384039
there was. It was this room on the second floor. You're on the 3rd floor now. You want to go back to it?

>>32384067
Yes

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aight

>You descend back down the stairs and go back inside the north room. The inferno is blazing just as hot as ever.

>What will you do here?
>1, 2, or 8

>>32384119
Run through the fire, laughing a scyther for its fire weakness

>>32384119
Poor OP, having to redraw this room every time we enter
Ask Osha to try and douse the flames, then when it fails head back upstairs and into the right room

>>32384129
re

>>32384133
This seems reasonable

>>32384133
Re

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>>32384133
Osha: Sorry Ron. There's just too much fire here! I think there's some kind of oil on the floor here too. Anything I put out just reignites. I can't make much headway on my own against a fire this strong. We'll have to figure out something else here.

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>>32384208
>You hop back upstairs and enter the right room

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>>32384214
>What's here... A couple pipes, a couple crates. Hm.

>3, 7, 0 next

>>32384239
Peacefully, with no violent intent, ask the Cloyster "what are you doing?"

>>32384239
Throw the cloyster into the fire room, clams are delicious

>>32384239
cum on the cloyster

>>32384239
Break open the crates for powerups

>>32384247
Re

>>32384252
re

>>32384252
This, except you don't waste ink drawing the fore room

>>32384247
Re

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>>32384263
>>32384252
>You attempt to take Cloyster, but it seems to be clamped down hard on something.

Osha: 'Scuse me? Cloyster? What are you doing there exactly?

Cloyster: Clampin. It's what I do. I clamp on things. If you don't got business clampin, then buzz off!

>2, 4, or 5

>>32384292
You want to clamp! Offer yourself to Cloyster

>>32384292
That cloyster's looking tight. Time to cook it and eat it out.

>>32384292
Ask Cloyster if it can clamp something else

>>32384292
Use one of your bug wings to tickle the inside of Cloyster.

>>32384292
If can't carry it to fire room just use flame charge

>>32384308
Re

begin to clamp

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>>32384300
Osha: I don't suppose you could clamp on something else?

Cloyster: Ey! Do yous have any experience clampin things?

Osha: Well...

Cloyster: Then go clamp yourself!

>Alright, that's about enough of that. Time to bake you some clams. You flame charge the Cloyster

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>>32384384
Cloyster: Oh you wanna clampin go? Let's clampin go then!

>Cloyster turns and fires an Ice beam at Nibbles

>1, 9, or 0 next

>>32384398
clamp Cloyster between your thicc piggy legs

>>32384398
press F to pay respects for Nibbles

>>32384384
RU TIER
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>>32384398
Try to redirect the flames from the fire room towards him

>>32384398
Poor Nibbles. Arm Thrust the Cloyster core.

>>32384404
F
>>32384412
Re

>>32384412
Reroll

>>32384403
Re

>>32384398
Bury nibbles

Kiss nibbles pasionately and with tongue
The other two kill cloyster

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>>32384420
>>32384412
>You Arm thrust the Cloyster's sensitive core along with Osha. Jack uses Thief to swipe a Water Stone from it.

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>>32384523
Cloyster: Hey clampface! I was gonna use that to evolve my little bro!

>Jack gets Ice Beamed and is frozen solid!

3, 7, or 8

>>32384545
Unthaw Jack by roasting him with an insult

>>32384545
>little bro
tell him we know shellder and explain how we helped him

>>32384545
Ask if it knows the Shellder outside in between Arm Thrusts.

>>32384553
re

>>32384552
Re

>>32384553
do this,but without the arm thrust,adn use osha's armor

>>32384552
Rolling for this.

Don't worry, OP, I got the clamps reference.

just a heads up, if I get slow, it's because I have some auctions going off for my crippling figure addiction

>>32384584
Your "crippling" figure addiction is what enables us to have these threads with dank memes and lore in them. As long as you have a decent life and don't feel like killing yourself daily, you're good.

>>32384584
Good luck. We're all counting on you.

>>32384584
Good luck OP

>>32384584
nab something good so we can roll to rape it later
I'm kidding. Good luck.

>>32384584
Good luck, OP. We expect to hear you bragging about how you got them later.

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>>32384566
>>32384552
>>32384553
>Your Arm Thrust finally knocks Cloyster off its clamp.

>"Hey, your little bro wouldn't possibly be that shellder outside, would it?"

Osha: Ron, there's tons of Shellders and Cloysters in the world. You can't just go around assuming that they're related because they're the same species.

Cloyster: No clampin way! That's gotta be him!

Osha: ... Fine whatever. We know him and we helped him out a while back. Er, sort of.

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>>32384690
Cloyster: That right? Well I lost anyway. Guess I'll go and see how he's doin then. You clampers have fun in this clampin ol' tower.

>2, 4, or 6 next

>>32384698
Have Osha turn the wheel while we unthaw Jack.

>>32384707
reroll

>>32384698
Blame nibbles for your food leaving

>>32384707
Re
>>32384716
REEEE LEAVE NIBBLES ALONE REEEE

>>32384716
This but also unthaw Jack using insults to melt the ice, like in >>32384550. He'd like that.

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>>32384716
>"Nibbles you clampwit! You let our food escape!"

Nibbles: Ron, I'm... I'm in a clampload of pain right now.

Osha: I guess I'll just turn this valve then. We'll see if it does anything.

>1, 3, or 5 next

>>32384550
Do this now

>>32384767
re

>>32384781
Shove an Oran into Nibbles's mouth and do this >>32384550

>>32384793
Do this but after giving nibbles the Oran kiss him with love and passion and ask him to forgive you for always blaiming him

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>>32384707
>>32384767
>unthaw
Maybe being frozen twice over wouldn't so bad since he wouldn't have to see this anon's poor grasp of English.

>>32384802
Do this but blame nibbles for kissing you

>>32384793
Okay, I must be getting tired because it took me until my 3rd time reading that to realize that said oran, not Osha

>>32384819
You need to rest more man, this threads require energy
how many times did you fapped to osha and Ron fantasies, Jesus shit OP, you perverted sick fuck

>>32384819
Kinky.

>>32384819
Does your lewdness know no bounds, OP?

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>>32384793
>>32384550
>You toss an Oran Nibbles' way and turn your focus to Jack. There's only one way to thaw him from there.

>>32384847
OP?

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>>32384847
>"Hey Jack. Looks like you got your ice kicked"

>The ice around Jack shatters

Jack: S-so cold...

>2, 8, 0 next

Yussss figures won. 25 mins till the last one- DELELE

>>32384906
Blame nibbles for freezing jack

>>32384906
Break the crates,and then go to "fire"
>>32384911
stop abusing the joke

>>32384906
Let's find out if anything's changed in the fire room if you're alright with drawing it again

also break the crates

>>32384918
re but don't make OP draw the fire room

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>>32384918
>You bust open this crate. Inside are a number of cans of paint and some kind of odd, half circle or other.

>>32384906

Well, don't keep us in suspense. What'd you and by extension, us win?

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>>32384965
>This crate, an oran and TM 13 Ice Beam

>>32384982
OOOOH SHIIIT,teach that to osha right now.

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>>32384982
>Fire room is still on fire.

>3, 4, or 9 next

Take the TM and the berry. Drink the paint.

>>32385000
Teach osha ice beam, replace water gun

>>32385001
Reroll

>>32385000
KEK. do this >>32385008

>>32385000
Teach Osha ice beam.. delete whatever move we don't use much. Not razor shell

>>32385008
re

>>32384966
Got: Yanmega, SUPER FUCKING RARE SHARPEDO, CORPHISH, AND CRAWDAUNT, whismur, loudred, lake trio and hopefully the DELELE evo line

Throw ice beam in the fore room

Just kidding, please teach it to Osha

>>32385000
Teach Osha Ice Beam, then enter the 3F left room.

>>32385023
You didnt got the gallade? good job anyways OP

>>32385023
Damn, nice haul.

Kricketot and tune acquired!

>>32385037
Got that also, but that was a buy it now from a different seller yesterday

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>>32385035
>Osha learns Ice beam!

>You enter the room on the other side of the floor. This room... seems a bit small...

>4, 7, or 0 next

>>32385067
Make Nibbles reach for the face plate thing. Promise him you won't blame him if anything goes wrong.

>>32385023
>Corphish
>AND Crawdaunt
Please be potential partners.
Please be potential partners.
Please be potential partners.
Please be potential partners.

>>32385078
corphish is one of my favorite pokemon, would definitely like to have it on the team!

>>32385000
>3, 4, or 9 next

>>32385035 wins, >>32385034 does not

They wanted the same thing but still. Please sleep, OP. Or am I missing something?

>>32385073
Re

>>32385103
You've got good taste, you know that. I even forgive you for the things you implied earlier about Gen V.

>>32385073
Rerolling

>>32385112
No, that was my mistake. I was still on the high of the figures win! I've been wanting a lot of these for a long time!

>>32385115
hey I put white 2 in the good pile!

>>32385129
I'm excited for you, and for us if you choose to share the figures with us!

>>32385073
Rerolling

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>>32385137
>>32385073
>"Nibbles-"

Nibbles: Yeah, yeah, let's just get it over with.

>Nibbles goes up and touches the symbol on the wall and
AND
nothing happens


TO BE CONTINUED

>>32385167
That's a relief. Thanks for the run, OP! Congrats on your winnings!

night all! thanks for joining

>>32385167
I can imagine the Lake Trio being useful later.
>Azell the "Willpower" lake sprite with Taunt, Stealth Rock, Toxic, Explosion, and other "fuck your shit" moves

>>32385182
Thanks for the threads as always, OP.

Are we really sure this is a tower that grants wishes? On the outside it seemed just fine, but all these weird rooms, robots, and Zelda puzzles say otherwise.

These threads have been more enjoyable without rolls to secure. Taking the last valid post keeps people playing and makes it harder to snipe rolls. Thanks, OP

I love Nibbles and our relationship with him so much.

>>32385630
Im not sure if he would say the same.

>>32385642
Hopefully OP lets him develop some sort of Stockholm syndrome with Ron.