/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32376634
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32376638
>Entering the room to the left, you find an odd looking contraption with strange liquids bubbling along it, the machine tirelessly clicking and clanking.

>What do you want to do? 1, 5, or 6 decides

>>32376680
Examine the liquids, accidentally spill one

>>32376680
drink some of dat purple

>>32376680
See if we can take anything and/or drink any of the liquids

>>32376690
re

>>32376680
Ask your party members for their thoughts on this, and examine the whole thing from close-up, from right to left side.

>>32376690
reroll

>>32376692
re

>>32376680
That gear brings unpleasant memories back
See if we can take it with us

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>>32376733
Osha: Well... if I had to guess, I'd say this seems like some kinda lab or something. Maybe we can find something of use here.

>You examine the process. Looks like the purple comes out of the big desk over here, then gets poured into this wheel driven by one of these fancy mechanical gears here where a little machine at the bottom pumps back and forth doing something or other, then it turns to pink and the red pump sucks it up and pours it out into this ramp where it drops into the flask, gets heated into red until it evaporates, gets collected in that funnel and dripped down into this tank of green.
>Yup. This sure seems like science to you.

>3, 8, 0 next

>>32376799
drink the green

>>32376807
reroll

>>32376799
You have a chemistry master or something?
Anyway, take the purple liquid and pour it over Magearna

>>32376807
re

>>32376807
Re

>>32376799
Remove gear and leave

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>>32376843
>You remove the gear and pocket it. You might need it and it's *probably* not important here.

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>>32376916
>Hm.

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>>32376921
>The mass on the floor shakes and jiggles as it coalesces into an object and begins to float up into the air.
>It twitches violently before releasing a massive burst of psychic energy at your team!

>4, 6, or 8 next

>>32376939
drink the green

>>32376939
Blame nibbles for this

>>32376944
And I instantly regret my post. Go for a team attack instead.

>>32376939
drink the green

>>32376939
By your powers combined, team attack.

drink purple

>>32376953
re

>>32376972
>>32376956
Re

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>>32376976
>>32376953
>>32376955
>"Nibbles, why did you do this??"


Nibbles: Me? I didn't do nothin! This was all your fault!

>You ignore him and turn to the Reuniclus. "Hey are you edible?"

>The Reuniclus shudders and shrieks at you.

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>>32377035
>Well that can only mean yes. You get a good mouthful of the green juice

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>>32377037
Osha: Oh hey, that cabinet had a secret compartment in it? And it has a key inside! Nice find, Ron!

what is going on?

>>32377050
the green

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>>32377047
>You get slapped with a burst of psychic energy in the form of a Psyshock. Huh? Wait, didn't you just find a key somewhere... somehow...?
>Your teammates are meanwhile attacking the Reuniclus

>2, 7 or 8 next

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>>32377047
A VISION!

>>32377055
Go get that key then. I'm sure our teammates will hold out on their own.

>>32377055
team attack reuniclus

>>32377055
Get the key

>>32377055
Smoke Reuniclus. It's clearly weed.

>>32377055
Flame charge the Reuniclus.

>>32377055
I think eating the green shows us the future, i think.
Lets take another bite to be sure.

>>32377055
Eat more Reuniclus- we need another vision!

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>>32377078
>You flame charge into Reuniclus and take a deep inhale of the green vapor that rises off it. You need another hit!

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>>32377139
Osha: Alright, we've got all 3 parts in now. Let's fire it up and see what happens!

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>>32377147
Osha: Ron, what are you doing? You've just been sitting in the corner there giggling to yourself like an idiot for like 5 minutes now.

>1, 3, or 5 next

>>32377153
Roll to ignore all name and avatarfags

>>32377107
Re

>>32377153
Get the key

>>32377153
Flame charge

>>32377153
We can eat all the green chunks in a moment if we focus on killing it now.

Another flame charge, hold breath.

>>32377172
Ree

>>32377172
Re except inhale deeply

>>32377172
Reroll

>>32377153
Capture Reuniclus alive. Take him back to town and chop off bits of him whenever we need a hit of dat green

Oh, yeah, and Flame Charge in the meantime.

>>32377153
Become a reuniclus dealer

>>32377172
Re

>>32377153
I wasn't here yesterday, so here's a thank you for taking a step to eliminate securing.

This new format will take time to get used to, but maybe these threads will become fun for everyone again.

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>>32377181
>>32377177
>>32377172
>You attack the Reuniclus with a flame charge along with your teammates

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>>32377222
>Reuniclus destabilizes and explodes back into goop and seeps into the ground

>3, 7, or 8 next

>>32377226
Now get the key

>>32377226
Eat the remains of the jelly baby and experience tranquility.

>>32377226
Eat all of it,then get the key.

>>32377226
Drink enough of it so that it doesn't reform again, then keep the rest for your private stash. Then get the key.

>>32377222
Checked.

>>32377226
Put some goop into your inventory and get the key.

>>32377226
Quick, eat the dirt in that area

>>32377226
Let's NOT eat that right now. We should probably seal it up and take it with us though.

>>32377226
take the goop so we can have our own solosis

>>32377245
Rerolling and get the key.

>>32377236
Re

>>32377233
re
then get the key

>>32377242
Re, also take the key and go to the other rooms

>>32377226
Take The key, eat the goop, and swallow.

>>32377269
rerollin

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>>32377253
>>32377233
>With Reuniclus defeated, you slurp up some of the goop and get ready for another vision...
...
...
>but you aren't getting anything this time! Aw man, your tolerance must've gotten too high. Nonetheless, you scoop up some of the goop in case you need it later and head over to the desk

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>>32377296
Osha: Oh hey, that cabinet had a secret compartment in it? And it has a key inside! Nice find, Ron!

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>>32377301
>2, 4, or 9 next

>>32377307
use our canon keyblade on the locked door

>>32377307
Stick the key up your ass.

>>32377313
re

>>32377313
Re, but use reuniclus lube first

>>32377307
use your dick on the key hole first
if that doesn't work, use the key

>>32377311
reroll

>>32377311
re

>>32377313
reroll

>>32377307
Casually mention we need to find three parts, and go to the right room.

>>32377321
Re

>>32377307
Eat the key, blame nibbles

>>32377313
>32377313
rerollan

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>>32377334
>>32377321
>>32377322
>>32377311
>Surprisingly, trying to open a lock with your penis does not work. Ah well maybe next time. You unlock the door with the key

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>>32377414
>Immediately upon opening the door, you are assaulted with the intense heat of a blazing inferno. Across the room seems to be some kind of big... pulsating... gooey looking thing.

Osha: Man what is even going on in here?? What is that thing, and why is it on fire?

Jack: Ah, this... this is unbearable!

>You attempt to move forward, but the searing flames are too much even for you!

Osha: I don't see much we can do here right now. Maybe we can come back later, Ron?

>2, 4, or 0 next

>>32377451
lets go to the other door

>>32377451
Ask Osha to try and put out the fire. If that doesn't work, give up for now and check out the last room on this floor.

>>32377451
tell osha to douse it

>>32377458
Do this

>>32377458
ree

>>32377451
Go outside. Since we've built up a resistance, have Osha try some green goo and see the future.

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>>32377474
Osha: Well I guess we should figure out what to do next. I- what's that Ron? Eat the jelly creature goop? What? Ew, no! Huh? It let's you see the future? That's how you knew about the key? And that we need 3 pieces to fix that robot over there? Well... okay, I guess I'll try it and see...

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>>32377516
>Osha stares off vacantly into space for about a minute, before snapping back to reality and turning to you with a scowl on his face.

Osha: Dammit, Ron!

>3, 6, or 9 next

>>32377522
He must've seen ron touching his butt so now we have to do it

>>32377522
right room

>>32377522
ask him what he saw

>>32377522
Check how much jelly we have left.

>>32377527
reroll,and then go to the next room

>>32377537
2 gobs
it's a material on the info sheet

>>32377522
next room

>>32377527
This and go to the last room.

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>>32377523
>You quickly dart around Osha and fondly his juicy otter booty.

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>>32377576
Osha: Dammit Ron!

TO BE CONTINUED
We'll start in the last room this floor tomorrow

>>32377584
good session

>>32377584
That was definitely what he saw. Thanks for the thread, OP!

>>32377584
Thanks as always, OP

>>32377584
Thanks OP
Give me a hug

>>32377726
Aw man, I can't compete with those toned otter buns

>>32377731
*hugs*

>>32377778
Thanks for the hug, now I can go to sleep in peace
Also, nice digits, almost quints is Bretty gud

Is no one tired of name and avatarfags anymore? I remember there being more complaints in the past than there are now m, but even now there's usually at least one complaint per thread.

>>32378113
I'm tired of complaining about name and avatarfags.

>>32377731
>>32377778
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oWiL-DKmD7Q