how do i catch mew

>>32372203
With you're penis

Cum inside her

>>32372203
go under a truck

killing yourself

rape a cactus then send a threat letter to Nintendo for one

include a photograph of yourself raping said cactus

You've just got to believe in yourself

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>>32372203
Better question: How the fuck do you catch a celebi?

>>32373125
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Even better question: How do you catch any starter that is not first or second gen? Wait, we can go deeper. How do you catch Type: Null? How do you catch Cosmog?

WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME, /VP/!? I CAN'T FOLLOW YOUR RULES, THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE!

>>32373254

Gen 3: can't catch them, aside from torchic if you have an event-only pokewalker route
Gen 4: can't catch them
Gen 5: island scan
Gen 6: friend safari
Gen 7: can't catch them

there you go. you can't catch a null or a cosmog though.

>>32372203
Well, if Nintendo weren't complete dips, you could send your emerald cartridge to them and then you'd go to faraway island through mystery gift. But because Nintendo is not known for being reasonable, only Italy does that and only with Navel Rock and birth Island because the old sea map was never released in the west.

You can get infinite ones from pokemon ranch though.

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>>32372212
>>32372251
>>32372270
this fucking website, jesus christ...

>>32373500
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