/ef/ Eevee Friday: It's Friday somewhere edition

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>>32371607
absolute madman.

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Yay, friday!

>>32371607
Get this hotdoghead out of here!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t34euA5ky4

>>32371673
Im going to make this into a webm tomorrow

I want to kiss an eevee!

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>>32371683
did someone say kissing?

>>32371683
I want to stick my thick, long, and hard rod inside eevee

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>>32371693
>implying you wouldn't be the one having something put inside of.

>>32371699
>unironically being a fag

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>>32371683
>>32371693

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>>32371720
It's cute that you think I'm a man

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>>32371720

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so its going to be one of THOSE threads

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>>32372039
Every /ef/ is one of THOSE threads anon
That's what makes it /ef/
Not to mention fun.

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>>32371683
>>32371693
Cut it out.

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>>32372032
So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's FUCKING GAY. If I were to walk up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for fucking traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a dick AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY BITCH! AND THEN YOU POST PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT SHIT, IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP POSTING ANIME! STOP POSTING HENTAI! STOP POSTING TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>32372196
But I'm a girl, so its okay when I wear a dress.

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>>32372052

this is what i mean by one of THOSE threads >>32372196

>>32372228
this isn't even lewd to me anymore, it's just retarded, like what is that dog doing with lotion lmao

>>32372307
Wow cut back on the pokepuffs haha

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>>32372196

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I like eevee butts

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Where is Empoleon?

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<At dentist

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Are they eyes or blushy dots /ef/

>>32373169
that just looks frightening

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>>32374853
inb4 deleted

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>>32371603
>when you call the squad to back you up but they weak as fuck anyway

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as seen on itammeshi's twitter

>>32378702
why does it seem so distressed at its current predicament

>>32371603
The fact that it's confirmed by the Z move name that there won't be more evolutions is kinda sad.

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>>32379354

>>32379354
>implying that would stop GF

How big is too big to love an Eevee or it's evolutions?

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>>32382512
Doctors advise against administering more than 500mg of love per day per Eeveelution. Exceeding the dose may cause negative side effects such as upset stomach, back pain, headache, nausea, hives, swelling of the hands and feet, and acute furfaggotry.

>>32382512
Eevee's are pretty small, so 6inches would probably be too big.

>>32383246
For once in my life, my abnormally small penis pays off!

>>32383284
I didn't think it would be much of an issue for the average veepee

What would a chubby Eevee be called?

>>32384868
thicceon

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First thing I've ever drawn please rate.
Do not steal.

>>32384931
pretty cute

>>32384931
Did you draw it or recolor an already existing gif?

>>32384987
he redrew an existing gif

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Onion ring dog is cute, CUTE

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>>32384931
A Leafeon gif
I'LL STEAL IT!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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Hay guys

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>>32387261
That's a big Pokemon

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>>32388451
>>32388451
>>32388451
>>32388451

>>32387261
>>32388451
>>32388929
>>32388996
>You will be a small man with a giant Eevelution

I just want more to love

>>32389126

>not wanting to be the giant Eeveelution

>>32371690
is it bad that i wanna kiss a sylveon in a non lewd way
do i have brain damage?

>>32389196
You have shit taste

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>>32389164
>not wanting to explore a giant Eeveelution

>>32389212
but sylveon is the only one with a kiss move
so its the only viable choice

>>32389305

>not wanting to breed a giant Eeveelution as another giant Eeveelution

>>32389342
He said kiss a Sylveon, not get kissed by Sylveon. If you actually want it to reciprocate then it isn't non-lewd.

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what is wrong with you people

t. anon

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>>32389363
>not wanting to be swallowed alive and digested for 1000 years by a giant Eeveelution

>>32389424

>digested for a thousand years

I could go for being fat on the giant Eeveelution's ass for a thousand years at least.

>>32389371
but what if he wants frenching
poke fuckers must die

>>32389470
How do you get frenching from "kissing Sylveon in a non lewd way"?

>>32387261
>>32388451
>>32388929
>>32388996
>>32389305
>>32389424
Please keep your shit fetishes to yourselves.

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>>32389496
Make me little man

>>32389496
Your posts are my fetish.

>>32389485
Not that guy, but I'd french kiss a Sylveon

This thread has gone to fucking hell

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>>32390251
I would french kiss Sylveon's cervix with my penis.

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>>32390489
Normally the thread would be finished by now, or close to it. Did furfags finally drive everyone else away?

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>>32390592
Its just a particularly slow weekend.

>>32390586
Same tbqh.
Sauce?

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>>32391113
i blame part of it on me not being able to post literally all weekend due to pre-finals week stuff

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>>32390592
Nah, I just have midterms.

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>thinly veiled fetishposting
>but without the veil
>in MY /ef/
it's more likely than you think

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no way in hell image limit's getting hit on time unless there's some serious image dumping
i would help but i'm also about to pass out so

>>32371683
Is it a drunk eevee?

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>>32391704
I'm fine with letting the thread die a little short of the image limit this week if the rest of you are. I'll do some proper dumping next Friday, hopefully that thread will be a bit more active and a bit less cancerous.

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>>32391704
>>32391881
psh you guys are a buncha quitters
why waste a perfectly good thread
if those dumb gorilla arm dragon shitposting threads can reach their limit so can we

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>>32391986
>>32391881
Post more salads

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>>32382258
Such a shame that they killed the Jewelpet franchise. The characters had an adorable artstyle.

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>>32392051
sure f a m

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>>32392051
heeeeeey... that's pretty good

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smug salad

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flowery salad

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>>32392123

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>>32392131

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detachable salad

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>>32392139

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>anon posting higher quality salads
ah geez I did it again

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Shh This Sylveon is sleeping.
Please don't wake her up.

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>>32391986
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
weekend's over which is usually my personal cut-off for posting

>>32393336
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>32393891
well maybe if it didn't sleep in so late and in such awkward positions i wouldn't have to use my outdoor voice

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>>32393929
How would you like it if she came in and woke you up?

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>>32394751
I wouldn't mind all that much, honestly. Better than my alarm clock.

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>>32395260
just wait until constantly being woke up by sylveon makes you learn to hate it

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>>32395297
but anon, how could i possibly hate something so cute waking me up every day?

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>>32395327
>Sylveon
>cute
I think you mean sexually attractive

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>>32396234
>Sylveon
>sexually attractive
I think you mean cute

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>>32396234
>>32397350
Why not both?

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>>32397372
Because Sylveon is an animal!

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>>32397771
But not a real animal

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I want to marry the salad

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>>32398101
Only if I can marry this pupsicle

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>>32398101
>>32398106
I want to marry the fishe

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>>32398101
>>32398106
>>32398925
Excuse me, best bride coming through.

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>>32399253
pokemon are for maids only

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>>32400546
Agreed

>>32401488
>1488
What did he mean by this?

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>>32398106
MINE

>tfw can't find any pics of a Vaporeon in a wedding dress

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>>32400546

Are you really going to keep this corpse of a thread alive by talking about which Eeveelutions you want to fuck and marry through next Friday? Please let it die with some dignity.

>>32401885
Let neets be neets

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>>32401532
cuz Vaporeon a shit lul

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>>32401903
Fish a good tho

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>>32384931
Thanks for making OC, anon. Here's a Vaporeon doing the same thing

>>32402795
We get it, you vape

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>>32401885
no

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>>32401885
Don't tell me what to do Mom.

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A salad by any other name would be just as tasty

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>>32375743

I think this thread is proof enough that these don't need to be weekly

>>32405679
its mostly lasted because i haven't felt like dumping the last couple threads

>>32406309
It's not a good sign if the activity of a weekly thread is dependent on whether or not a single anon shows up.

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>>32406467
Well quit yapping and pitch in then honey

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>>32405679
>>32406467
Hey.
Post Eevees or fuck off.

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I'm crashing this thread.

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>>32406991
Will there be survivors?

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>>32406999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI

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SLEEP TIGHT CABBAGE

About damn time we hit image limit.

See you in two days.

Bump

Eevee a shit

>>32411012
No u

>make general
>turn it into an image dump with blogposting
>it's full of reposts
The Holocaust had the wrong targets.

>>32405679
lots of us have exams or other things to be doing as the weather warms up

>>32373156
Isn't this cannibalism?

>>32412615
What do fish in tge sea eat in the sea

>>32413593
Poo flakes and chili dogs

>>32413682
I said fish in the sea not Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>32415383
die

>>32401885
lets talk about eevees we'd snuggle and kiss with
case and point: sylveon

>>32415413
>die
>a new general woll be made tomorrow
No. Finish your bump limit or fuck off forever.

>>32415418
Have you tried the new hottedt waifu?
I like to call it Chainsawneon.
I hear it's a Pokemon to die for.

>>32415422
>implying that bump limit will be reached by tomorrow
not saying it isn't possible but cmon lad do you really want to shitpost without images for almost 100 posts

>>32415465
Watch me try.

>>32415418
I prefer Baldeon myself.

Sylveon is my waifu


also new fred when?

>>32417576
When this one reaches bump limit and falls off the catalog like a good general.

>>32417576
>>32417140

>>32417605
>OP don't know how to use reply
Delet that dumb thread, We have to make another

>>32417623
Make more. There's plenty of space on the catalog.

>>32372770

We all do.

>>32422114
No we don't. You're just a furfag with shit taste.

>>32417576
Flareon best dog.
Sylveon the worst.

>>32415418
What if you kiss a blender.

>>32409054
>tfw still here

>>32423382
Flareon best for hug, Sylveon best for fug.

>>32422212
What you talking about? Eevee butts are top tier, the only thing better is Sylveon butts

>>32425815
Only after they've been through a cheese grater a couple of times.

>>32425815
No, Flareon is best for getting shot down and dying in flames.
Worthless little shit has no moves to even defend itself.

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