I am a pokémon, ask me anything

>>32365501
1. How will you make unova great again

2. How did you learn to speak english

3. Why did you strike Syria and Afghanistan when we told you not to get us into more middle east messes

>>32365501
What's it like to fight in a battle? Does it hurt to get hit? Can you feel pain? I don't think pokemon can feel pain.

>>32365501
Does Salazzle stinks like a Komodo dragon?

Can Pokemon consent?

>>32365501
Does it feel good to have an egg pass through your tight warm hole? It's nice to imagine such a feeling.

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>>32365518
1. Yes, i am making a bomb called M.o.a.P (Mother of all pokemon) and i will send it to hoenn
2. i am quenching Google translate
3.where and what?

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>>32365535
No, it doesn't hurt that much. Imagine this has as boxing
>>32365563
Both yes and no but mostly No
>>32366022
No. stop that

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>>32365501
1) Love interest outside your species?
2) Pokefuckers?
3) Why so underaged

>>32366126
1. no, that goes against my nature
2. no
3. acting childish won't kill, anon

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>>32366133
>Egg groups

>>32365501
how do pokemon eggs appear

>>32366225
They appear from the mother

>>32365501
What's your favourite type of ramen noodles?

Have you considered teaming up with that Gadget guy in order to finally catch that damn Lupin?

Which pokegirl has tried to rape you the most?

>>32365501
Can you understand all Pokemon or is there like dialects between your species?

>>32367181
Is Olivia a girl?
>>32367201
i can understand most Alolan Pokemon

>>32365501
why are you so slow and useless

>>32365501
What kind of pokemon are you?
How do you do the things you do?
Can you share with me the secrets deep inside (inside)?
What kind of pokemon are you?
Are you loyal through and through?
Do you have a heart that's true?

>>32368007
What's wrong with being slow?

what's your ability?

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>>32365501
What is Aleppo?

>>32366034
In other words, you're incompetent and need to be removed.

The impeachment cannot come soon enough for "Obama 2.0".

>>32368284
Adaptability
>>32368428
i don't know

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>>32368949
oh boohuu! cry my a river. i will be staying here for a full 4 years! deal with it

>>32368260
Sonic does not approve