Guzma Thread

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i want to get high with guzma!
and then he gets me pregnant!

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Guzma's making breakfast!

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I want to ___ Guzma

>>32363844
I can skip the weed part and get to the fun stuff, where he marinates my cervix with his pasta sauce.
>>32363853
He's making my insides cook.
>>32363860
Nuzzle.

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Does anyone have any idea where this artist sells these keychains? I really want that Guzma, and love how this artist draws him.

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Lewd Guzma!

>>32363924
Ooh, he's big. I want it to hurt me.

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Guzma is a sub.

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>>32363967
True I still want Guzma to dom me though

>>32363981
I want both ways. As long as at the end, he guves me kisses of thank yous.

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Gagged Guzma!

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How many Guzmas do you have anons? 522 here

>>32363894
Don't they have a shop in their profile or something? Or maybe they were made as gift for certain people?

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>>32364221
I want to answer this when I have over 9000 of them. Until then, few thousands.
No, I'm ok. Not obsessed the least, what are you talking about. It's perfectly normal. Ha ha.

>>32363647
Do I dare to ask why you were banned.
>Inb4 I opened the Pandora's box
Yolo

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Are the PokeSpe spoilers only posted on gaijin websites or something? Since Nip twitter wet themselves seconds after the Guzma 3DS theme was revealed I expected more posts relating to this, but apparently only one Nip has seen it.

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a Guzma needs love

>>32364567
from anyone else but Lusamine

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>>32364577
Wrong.

I want to tickle Guzma!

>>32364564
My feed was full of screencaps of that page yesterday. Someone even made a photo timeline of Guzma's evolution in Poke Spe.

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>>32364657
Forgot the pic

>>32364665
Archie looks suprisingly good in Guzma's clothing.

>>32364564
T-translated scans when?

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Him.
His smile.
His eyes.
His voice.
His laugh.
His warmth.
His existence.
Him.

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Episode 24 will feature the same Skull kids we have seen before. Yay.

>>32365465
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>>32364657
Damn that's weird then. Wonder if my twitter is fucked.

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>>32365519
I could say you didn't miss much since it was mostly people retweeting the pic related over and over again with sad phone emojis.

>>32364564
I've seen a ton of screenshots of this from both Koreans and Japaneses.

>>32364458
I tried looking, but it's difficult to find. The pucture I posted, I think that person purchased from them.

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>>32365945
This is the only person I know who got the keychains outside Korea. So my suggestion is to DM (direct message) ssalbure on Twitter and ask if they are still selling those keychains.

>>32366063
Oh dang. I hope they still have them. Thanks a lot!

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>>32364488
Desktop posting, there's some mod or janny or something that (even though it's not breaking any rules) will ban you for it, usually on /g/

Skull uh uh, Skull uh uh.

>>32366985
What the fuck, that sounds so stupid.

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>>32367093
It is, luckily they don't treat me like some of the others where they get permabanned all the time, I only get 3 days every once in a while

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Also good morning!

>>32366985
Desktop posting?
Despite that we have had "post your desktop/wallpaper/phone screen" threads in this board? That's so dumb. >>32367105
If you are getting banned too often I might think some mod is after you for some stupid reason.
>>32367133
Morning. It's actually almost night here.

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>>32367193
>If you are getting banned too often
Yeah like I said there's some mods/jannies that hate desktop threads and will ban the regular posters all the time, though it only really happens on /g/. To be fair our posts are pretty spammy and derail threads though, so eh.

Going on a date with Guzma!

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>>32367242
>To be fair our posts are pretty spammy and derail threads though, so eh.
Well, I can see their reason if the thread has nothing to do with desktops to begin with but if it was a desktop thread, then their reasoning is silly.

He looks good in a suit. Then again, every man does. Or most of them do, never seen guy that looks "bad" in a suit.

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Hmm I wonder what he's thinking about

>>32367466
Looks like he is wondering what getting his hair ruffled feels like.

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I want to cuddle this boy.

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>>32363853
Can I just nibble on his cheeks, ears, neck and hip-bones for sustenance?

>>32367621
>coarse is gone
>all the writefags are gone
I miss it. I hope Guzma appears in a big way somewhere so these threads can revive with new folks.

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>>32367844
>tfw only came back to /vp/ in the last month or two and missed all of that
To the archives!

>>32367844
I'm trying to keep these recent threads alive, and am happy others are as well. I want to contribute art, but man, am I rusty at the moment.

Here's hoping Guzma appears in the anime soon!

>>32367998
All I need is is the voice cast reveal for the 25th episode to see if Guzma is in it. Though I'm almost positive it will the same grunts we have seen before. I hope they prove me wrong though.

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Oh my sweet jesus I think this is my new favourite picture

>>32368115
L-lewd.

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What is he holding?

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>>32368190
Looks like a Joltik to me.

>>32368190
He thinks it's a small Spinarak, but it's a Joltik. Cute.

>>32368190
It looks like a Joltik.

Guzma has to save Golisopod or Chicken-Chan from dying. But he can only save one of them,
Whom will he choose?

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>>32368210
>>32368219
>>32368215
Aaw, thanks for clearification.
>>32368232
Golisopod. Duh. Girls come and go, but homies stay forever.

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>>32368232
Both

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>>32368673
Cute

>>32368699
Joltik is not food!

>>32368699
Nice dubs.
Now get us a picture where he actually kisses it.

>>32368789
Wouldn't he get zapped by it?>>32368699
In here it looks like it's trying to escape.

>>32368811
That's why they're flipping out but I want to see it

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>>32368733
Ah, the times of quality shitposts of Guzma. I remember the thread where people made all kind of edits of Guzma doing good and bad things. Fun times.

>>32369153
I like this dramatic one.

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I know, by default, reader x Guzma fics are shit... but are there any decent ones that are recent? There was one I really liked, but it hasn't been updated since March.

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>>32369955
I have not checked fan fic sites for months so I can't say if there is anything recent that is good.

>>32368811
Looks like they're thinkinghe wantsto eat joltick.

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My favourite Team Skull member

>>32363860
Source on the picture, please?

>>32371330
My memory sucks, but didn't someone in the older threads draw it?

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I like how Guzma is not above attacking children in Poke Spe manga. Almost makes me dislike him a bit, but that what villains do. He actually is threating in the manga than in the game.

>>32371538
I haven't seen this page, but man oh man, is he hot?

>>32371453
No I distinctly remember it being from tumblr but I cannot for the life of me remember the artist who drew it, I'll hunt it down

>>32371330
Aha found 'em
http://ronyascribbles.tumblr.com/post/154815059152/dont-look-at-me-%CA%96

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>>32371875
He looks much more sinister here. Not like the cute, maybe mischievous guy as the pic related.
I'm just waiting for good scans because the ones I have seen floating around aren't clear enough and taken by phone camera.

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>>32365570
Poor guy, I hope he got his wound patched and cup of Tapu Cocoa.

Guzma is fugly white trash. I hope he dies in the manga like the little maggot he is.

>>32372266
Except that's how Guzma should look like. Sinister, scary and big, much like a leader of a street gang.

Fans like to make him into the "gruff on the outside, big softie on the inside" sort of character, when he really doesn't do anything in SM to indicate he's secretly nice. Besides, what's so endearing/hot about a dude mentally snapping as soon as he loses a battle, anyway?

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>played through Moon twice already, once on the leaked Lurantis cia and again on my physical cartridge
>want to play through again to see and battle my perfect boy
>cut scenes cut scenes cut scenes
Well, there goes that idea.

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>>32373502
Yup. Just look at his face in the pic related. In the upcoming chapter, he doesn't even restrain his Golisopod from attacking Sun, letting his Pokemon to severely cut Sun's arm in condition that it bleeds. Not to mention earlier he punched the living daylights out his grunt so that could participate in the festival.
He is still the same rude dude from the day you met at the end of the game.

However, Guzma we see in the manga has already proved to be brutal, mean and much more unstable as shown in the first few chapters he has been featured in the manga than his whole screen time in the game.

The only "nice thing" he has done in the manga was to assure his Golisopod and Ariados that they did good job and that they get to cause destruction later on.
>>32365570

>>32373560
They should imput a cutscene skip button in the next game.

>>32373840
input*

>>32373502
Yes there is. He's totally tsundere toward Sun and Moon by the end of the game.

Game Guzma was never sinister or scary. He was more funny half the time.

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So, do we know yet if your boy is in the 25th episode?

>>32375153
Right! He even compliments you in his own way on how strong of a trainer you are at the battle tree, when you choose him as your partner.

>>32375628
Damn it, I almost freaked out at this image for a second. Won't it be announced next week? I mean the cast list.

>>32375804
I think so.

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>Guzma does an (anti-)heroic sacrifice at the end of manga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE

Sorry, but this fanfic made me cackle
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10692153?view_adult=true

>>32376695
Probably someone's first time attempting to write smut? Though they could have used some proofreading.

>>32376938
It was really confusing to follow along.

>>32378294
Ooh my body parts.

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Do you guys ever think about Guzma and JUST

>>32379346
This is my predicament all of the time.

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My heart.

>>32379346
Yes.

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>>32378294
Taking a better look at this, is he getting blowed? On the second row, first pic, his eyes are shifted down and his shirt raised. Looks like he is pinned against a wall too. On the last 3 pics you can't see the other person's shadow, so him getting blowed looks likely, because if they were on Guzma's face level there would a shadow facing him like in the first pics. Yeah.

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>>32379346
All the time.

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The hair donut was too much for me.

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I want to bite him.

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>>32382214
I want him to bite me.

>>32382683
MMm sweaty Guzma yes please

>>32372229
THANK

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Why is he such a dick?

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>>32386579
Tragic.

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>>32363853
Guzma and Plum trying to make breakfast and dinner for the grunts. They mess up but the grunts eat it anyway.

>>32386785
Aaaw. Plumeria X Molayne is one of the cutests ships I have seen.

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
10/10 would perform a wedgie on him.

>>32387419
Oh god. I don't usually like nerdy characters, but damn Guzma looks adorable as one.

>>32388348
I bet he raided Molayne's wardrobe.

Guzma and his mom.
Nice to see art that don't entirely paint his childhood being dark and not having its moments of happiness.

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>>32388573
Fuck, forgot the pic.

>>32388582
Aww, I love these happy ones as well.

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>>32386785

>>32375153
Idk, the part where he describes how he fixes a machine and then offers to fix you wasnt that funny albeit pretty hot

>>32386585
That implies there is a larvesta around, r-right?

>>32392291
>he describes how he fixes a machine and then offers to fix you
Yeah that probably came off as a decent threat to anyone who doesnt want Guzma to absolutely destroy them

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>>32375153
>>32392291
>>32392343
Let's be honest, the guy would destroy you and enjoy every minute of it.

I bet if Guzma commited a mass human genocide, people still would defend him and tell how he is a good person and blame the world, when in reality he is evil, takes enjoyment of destroying others, likes to cause fear on others, his own grunts fear him, forces people to leave their homes with his grunts and is still fucking rude at the end of the story.

And then there is the manga counterpart.
He beats his own grunt, so that he can participate on the festival. Threatens and attacks Sun with his Golisopod so that he gets an injury on his hand. Has a serious breakdown after losing and hurts himself by doing so. And who knows what else he might do in the future chapters. He being sinister has always been there. I wouldn't be suprised if Guzma was potrayed in manga in the way he couldn't be in the game. An actual villain, instead of a joke one.

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Where can I read the Sun & Moon Adventures manga online in good quality? This thread made me want to read it.

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>>32393030
There are actual translaters in the /vp/ board who translate the chapters for everyone to read. I usually read them in /vp/ so I can't recommend other websites. Last time I read manga (Berserk) on different website was "mangahere" or "mangafox".

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>>32388348
>>32387419
"It's ya nerd, Guzma."

>>32392920
Dude, we're just stating what was in the game. Big bad scary villain Guzma simply isn't canon in the game. He was played for laughs.

I personally don't give half a fuck about the manga. It was always overly edgy compared to other Pokemon media. The games are all I care about.