>Go to your room
>See this
>What you do?
>>32361965
Give her a good book.
>her
Meh, not even going to try.
>>32361965
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
>>32361965
Kick Delphox out
Misdreavus can stay
>>32361965
>"Oh, shit, real pokemon in my home!"
>*Unsheathes Quickballs!*
>>32361965
Call Officer Jenny to arrest them.
Kill the fox and keep the ghost
>>32361965
>not a litwick
>>32361997
>>32362080
>>32362085
>Being mean to the fox
>>32361965
Blow out that fucking candle because my apartment isn't up to fire code as it is.
>>32363070
Two words:ghost blowjobs
>>32363130
I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO THE RESPECT ON THE
ST R E E T
>>32363070
Both fox and ghost needs to be deported.
>>32361965
Go about my business. They do that every night.
>>32361965
Ask if I can join in.
>>32361965
Laugh at illiterate animals imitating human behavior.
>>32361965
Do my best to ignore them as I get into bed.
Ask them to put out the candle when they're done reading, but receive only fox/ghost noises mixed with phonetic gibberish in response.
>>32361965
Get them to lick my Shadow Balls
>>32361965
Spoil the ending of the book
>>32365105
>Implying you read complex books like Delphox
>>32364426
>"hey delphox, turn off the lights"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ98GpkSog
>"y-you too"
>>32361965
GET OUT OF MY MAN CAVE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32361990
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>>32361965
Sand there being very perplexed for a good while.
>>32361965
Pull up a seat, make some tea, and enjoy story time.