>be me
>be around 10 years old
>recently gotten back into pokemon
>be a poorfag and have no legitimate pokemerch
>draw on paper map of Kanto and write episodes and script for each one
>start playing
>use tennis balls and throw them around the house pretending they were pokeballs and use regular plushies and pretend they are pokemon
>make sound effects and pokemon cries by myself
>after Kanto go to Johto and repeat
>mfw I've done hundreds of episodes over the spawn of months and I can't erase the shame from parents and older brother's faces
The only positive thing about this experience was learning the type matchups andcreating chain attacks
>>32357055
I used to legitimately have a crush on May, and I self-inserted as Brendan anytime I played the RSE games. I was a bit older than 10 at the time, but still, close enough.
May remains one of my favorite girls to this day. Including in the ashime.
>inb4 watching the ashime
Kids do dumb shit.
Shocking isn't it?
>>32357100
May is one of the shittiest anime characters though
>>32357055
Go deeper on your chain attacks
Until I was about 13 all of my Pokemon teams had to consist of an equal number of male and female Pokemon then when emerald came around each mon had a designated partner for double battles
>>32357126
>implying it smells bad
Normie fuck off
I used to only train one pokemon until late into gen 3. It was always the starter too.
I also used to just spam surf and stuff to win.
>>32357144
My mechanic wasn't something super well thought it was basically combining 2 compatible attacks to create a stronger move they didn't have names or anything and it didn't matter if they were the same type or not. The base power would be the sum of the 2 attacks. I remember combining Fearow's Aerial ace and Drill peck making a huge wind drill.
>>32357055
It's not as embarrassing as it is autistic, but here goes. I usually choose cutemons for my playthrough, and I associate the cuteness with the females, so I usually ended up with a full female team, unless I caught a cool-looking Pokémon, then it'd be male, but it would only be one or two male Pokémon. I still do it today though.
Who doesn't fucking want a wandering harem?