This Pokegirl is my wife. Which Pokegirl is your wife?
>>32343401
I swear if Looker lays one finger on her...
This is Jasmine.
She's a little insecure about her chest size, but I think she's fine as she is. I like giving her footrubs because she keeps them soft and uber clean. Heard she stopped talking to Winona since her implant surgery.
>Inb4 hatefucking
I love her as an individual and want to help her through her loss.
>>32343401
Mommy won't let me have a wife. She says I belong to Her and Her only.
>>32343401
This one is my swife get yourself to a nunnery
>>32343401
So wait does that mean pic related isn't your wife anymore?
>>32343401
she is the only option for me.
>>32343678
every time i see this character she looks more like a deviantart oc
>>32343677
..........Why is the bitch wearing Hilda's clothes?
>>32343677
1.- Patrician taste my m8
2.- GTFO OF MY WIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>32343801
kys your'e selve
>>32343801
Role play. If she pretends to be girls as flat as she is, she's somehow comfortable in her own securities.
>>32343804
>Headcanon
Knight Jasmine is finebut Astronaut Jasmine is better
>>32343804
No, now answer the question: Why is she wearing. Hilda's. CLOTHES?
>>32343814
>Implying the big H is flat
>>32343816
She can wear whatever she wants, anon, my wife deserves that.
>>32343821
Her ass? No. Hilda's ass is S-tier.
It's the tits.tfw you designed a spacesuit Hilda
claimed
>>32343733
And she belongs to me.
Which means you also belong to me.
>>32343831
Oh, an "asstronaut"...........No, I will not apologize!
>>32343840
I wanna see Mohn smooch the evil out of Lusamine.
S/M deserves a third version for fix-fic material alone.
>>32343401
This is my wife. She's not a human girl and she's often mistaken for being 87.5% male, but she's a girl nonetheless and I love her.
>>32343846
Not a problem.
Puns and wordplay are an acceptable weakness of mine.
>>32343840
I-is that a rape face?
This just got weird!
>>32343851
Bitching. We may actually get along. Here's another of my wife.
>>32343863
Oh, I so cannot wait until your ass is rendered grass by the mods. Enjoy your purgatory. Speaking of which, MODS!
>>32343864
Cool, man. May Hilda's ass grace a possible HD successor to the 3DS in the future.
>>32343872
As much as I REEEALLY want that, I don't think it is gonna happen on this console. The Switch, maybe...ugh. -_- Hopefully, a newer portable will come out, so we can continue Pokémon being a handheld only experience.
>>32343872
It smells so fucking terrible though, it will make you wanna die
>>32343892
You don't think about that stuff, anon. Sometimes the visual will suffice. If not that, then the idea of what the ass represents more than the smell. It's round, it's sensitive and you goddamn right she's gonna feel it.
Sure, shit and farts come out there. That's a fact of life, but it's also attached to her legs and she uses those a lot, so consider the idea she's gonna feel it like hell if you pinch it.
>>32343901
Yes she will feel every horrific odour filled ounce of matter that comes out of there, that's what it represents
>>32343892
All asses stink, much like people's opinions. Your opinion, in particular, is completely rancid.
>>32343401
pedophile
>>32343914
Your wifes ass is worse and you will have to deal with how trrrible it is everyday for the rest of your life
>>32343933
Jeez, I didn't know that Showtime At The Apollo came back on.
Classy, eccentric, and facial structure that's cute in a weird way
>>32343863
I don't know why this awful meme is so funny, but it is.
>>32343401
Pic related is mine.
damn, son
>>32344081
shes a man
>>32345669
No, she's foreign. Sugimori tried to make her one by pronouncing her jaw. Fanart shows they don't give a shit about using that to differentiate her and I'm sure her height does that plenty.
He pulled the same shit with Glacia as well.
>>32345647
>>32343890
>>32343872
>>32343821
*brrrraaaaaaaapppppp*
>>32344081
one of my biggest hopes for the sinnoh remakes
her fixed jaw
>>32345669
She is so not, she just has a defined jaw.
>>32346590
I just hope the remake has her looking even classier
This is my wife, say something nice to her!She has so little art, it's insulting
Meet my wife, Kris! This is what perfection looks like.
>>32346674
A literal what.
>Tfw everybody forgot about your waifu except for you.
It feels good not to have to fight for her in threads anymore.
>>32343401
>>32346953
Rate my wife.
bumping for best wife
>>32349164
Shit wrong pic
>>32349177
How did I choose the wrong pic twice
>>32349190
Man I need to get my eyes checked, I posted the wrong picture again!
>>32349198
I really shouldn't have pictures of kris and yancy in the same folder. so many wrong pictures being posted.
>>32346638
>>32344081
James was a more convincing trap. Even Ash was more convincing in a dress.
>>32349227
Ok I finally found the picture ,any post after this is an imposter trying to pass of someone inferior as best girl.
>>32349278
Shit! This was supposed to be my picture! I'm going to move all these kris pics out of best wife's folder now so this doesn't happen again.
>>32349296
Look, there's an imposter now! Remember Kris is best girl!
No waifu can compare to such beauty
>>32349307
Who is this fraud trying to impersonate me with this false information?
>>32349322
Damn it. Why do I even have Yancy pictures saved anyway?
>>32349278
>>32349296
>>32349307
>>32349322
JUST FUCK ALREADY.
>>32349336
I remember now! It is because Yancy is best wife!
>>32343401
Slowpoke!!!!
>>32349346
My post cut off, I meant to type:
It's because Kris is best wife and I like to save pictures of shit tier pokégirls to remind myself that Kris will always be superior. I guess I just accidentally saved some Yancy pictures in my Kris folder by mistake!
>>32343401
>it's a Pokegirl thread
>>32349352
Slowpoke is so cute. You can slap its face on anything and it just becomes so much cuter.
>>32349369
Did I really type Kris instead of Yancy? I must have been thinking of how outclassed Kris is by the one true wife Yancy.
>>32345276
kill yourself ash
>>32349400
I think something is wrong with my computer, Kris keeps getting changed to Yancy and vice versa.
>>32349456
That must be why there are so many accidental messages. I can't believe I actually said Kris was best wife earlier when it is really Yancy. Sending from phone so there are no mistakes with this message. No Kris pictures on my phone.
>>32349504
What the hell? I don't have any Yancy pictures on my phone, a mod must be editing my posts to fuck with me for some reason. Let's try again and see if best wife Kris will be posted.
>>32349336
>>32349346
>>32349369
>>32349400
>>32349456
>>32349504
>>32349519
WHAT PART OF "JUST FUCK ALREADY" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.
>>32349519
Wow. The mods are at it again! They really edited that post to have Kris and a Kris pic when it was originally Yancy!
>>32349529
The only one I would fuck is best wife Yancy.
>>32349565
>my face when mods still editing my posts and are now making separate ones pretending to be me
>>32349529
>my face when someone suggests fucking anyone other than best wife Kris
>>32349582
>my posts still being edited
At least we can agree on only fucking who we think is the best wife, mod.
>>32349612
Yes and maybe we can also agree that Kris is best wife with Yancy being second.
>>32349612
Acerola is my daughter-wife!
>>32349625
If only that was possible, mod.
>>32349652
I think you meant to post this
>>32349662
>not a degenerate
We may have a different best wife, but we can at least agree to being better than those degenerates who have non human wives.
>>32349687
forgot pic
>>32349712
Agreed and maybe one day you will realize that Kris is the superior choice
>>32349743
That is a day that would never happen. I am loyal to best wife Yancy.
Bump from best wife