Pic related is now your daughter..

>>32337915
I would be on jail

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>>32337920
>on jail

>>32337915
Child molesting 101

who dis

>>32337951
Your daughter, read the fucking OP

I would have to move out of my family's house (I was planning on soon anyway, but money will be tight so soon...)
I'll have to explain to my girlfriend... somehow. I'm sure she'll understand.
I'll have to take a crash course in parenthood, but I think I'll be good enough at it.
I'll probably have to take up another job sooner rather than later, but I was planning on it anyway.
College is postponed or never gonna happen
My gf will stay with me but it'll be tough, and idk if we'll get married how we want to

Altogether it'll be a stressful 10-15 years before she can move out herself, and I'll be wasting time that I could be focussing on my girlfriend.

Altogether... I wouldn't mind taking care of her, but I would prefer not to right now.

>>32337964
well, then the only change is that i have a daughter now
>>32337920
>>32337927
die

Dammit, there goes what's left of my money and social life

>>32337920
Came here to post this desu desu.

>>32337915
I'd say I'd be financially fucked, but since this is the Pokemon world we're talking about, she and I would both be OK.

I guess help her breed the best Ghost Pokemon.

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>>32337915
I pay child support.
I legalize non-blood related marriage.
I change her status from daughter to wife.
I make many babies with her.
I live a happy life surrounded by a big family.

>>32337915
Would need to get a job to buy food and stuff.

I wonder if she's my daughter but keeping her ghost mons. In this world, those would come in handy.

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>>32337915
>4 leaf clover hairpin
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

I'd get rich by whoring her out to creeps and pedos.

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>>32337915
>implying I'll ever take care of that pedobait
I'll put it up for adoption.

>>32337915
i'd have a lot less money and free time

Great, I was kinda disappointed that I had a son and I think the wife would frown upon me grooming him into a girl.

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>>32337915
Official Top 5 Acerola body parts:
5: Acerola's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Acerola's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Acerola's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Acerola's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Acerola's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Acerola, the cutest girl in the world.

>>32337915
Perform genetic experiments.

>>32341307
Delicious pasta my good sir

>>32337915
Do I have to deal with that noise?

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>>32337915
It'd be neat to have a ghost around.

>daughter is likely a bit more than half my age

Not that i'd mind

>>32341455
All pedos must hang.

>>32341391
Look Nanu, it's either you or some pedo according to this thread.

>>32341473
Lolicon != pedo

Go back to neogaf or wherever you came from.

>>32341473
Yeah, i'd love to hang with Acerola

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>>32341489
>>32341486
I hope you get shot in the head.
>Lolicon != pedo
You want to fuck little 2D girls. You like them for their infinite cuteness, their irresistible naiveté and beautiful flat chest. If you could have your way with a real little girl and get away with it, you'd do it. If you really think they're different things, ask yourself this: Would you tell your friends? Would you tell your family? Of course you wouldn't, because deep down you know that you're nothing but a gross pedophile who'd love to fuck children.

>>32341579
My best friends and wife know I like lolicon, wife has even watched lolicon hentai with me. They also know I'm not a degenerate that can't the difference between reality and fiction.

>>32341579
jesus christ I want to fuck a bully

>>32338038
It's the Trial Captain badge you idiot.

>>32341579
>he wouldnt want to hang with his daughter

>>32337915
Well I'm now a King in the world of Pokemon, Life's good.

Fuck you for making me feel this...

>>32341579
>If you could have your way with a real little girl and get away with it, you'd do it
If I could have my way with any girl and get away with it, I would. Regardless of age, as long as they're under 40. I must be a rapist pedo, then.

>>32341579
I want to lick her armpits so badly you won't believe it.

>>32344265
Not a rapist, but certainly a pedo.

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>>32337951
SunMoon character who teaches you the best pose.

>>32341579
This. They need to be perish in order to save this planet.

>>32344613
But I would rape if I could get away with it. I give zero shits about the age. I would rape anyone I want to, regardless of age, if I could get away with it. How does that only make me a pedo, but not a rapist?

Look at it this way. If I went around shooting only black people, I would be a raciest criminal. But if I went around shooting everyone, I would be just a murderer. In the same vein, if you rape only children, you're a pedo criminal. If you raped everyone, why are you still a pedo, not just a rapist?

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I want to protect this smile

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>>32337915

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>>32337915
Depends. Is Nanu my brother or my brother-in-law?

got fucking ghosts around the house. Honey tell your Mimikyu to stop staring at me. It's really putting me off

>>32337915
Please let her be an adoptive daughter because I don't want to be married and/or have an angry ex chasing me for my money and custody over her for the rest of my life.

>>32341601
I don't buy for a second that you have a wife.

Would Acerola bully me if I asked nicely?