These two stick you up in the streets at night. What does /vp/ do?

I unstealthe my Kartana.

>>32337897
rape them

>>32337949
Including James?

>>32337958
Not him, but specially James.

>>32337897
"It's Pikachu!"

Where?

*runs away*

>>32337897
I prepare for trouble

>>32338103
this

Just walk away, swiftly but without running, while avoiding eye contact.

>>32337897
Surrender now or prepare to fight.

>>32337897
Kill james and rape jessie

Walk away while they do their motto

Ask for their autograph.

>>32337897
Tell them the money they blew on the invention they're using to stick me up with is probably 10000x more valuable than anything I have

>>32337897

triggers them to say their motto

>>32337897
*reveals stand*
Heh... going somewhere?
*decapitates them with a swift chop from my stand*
Psssh... nothin personnel... kids

>>32337958
>not wanting to rape both
sad

>>32337897
pretend to be a pokemon

>>32337897
Let james rape me