>walk into room >see this What do?

Wonder what she's saying and then offer her a drink.

>>32337871
Holy shit... Its just the monkey legs but still...

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>>32338338

What do you mean?

I'd say, youkoso, shobushimasho?

>>32338342
Because the monkey legs looks like his dick and i can't unsee.
Now u post a tail/dick comming from his front.

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Tell him that I'm the face that runs the place (my room), then tell him to get out.

>>32338379

I'm going to request AJ/Ilima otp in a drawthread.

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>>32337871
Sneak up, hit with something to knock him out, steal the Pokemon, throw him into a river to get rid of the body.
If he sees me sneaking up, just go back out and try again a while later. I would be wearing a mask or something to cover my face, so the Pokemon doesn't think of me as a bad guy when he sees me. Lie to Pokemon that his faggot was attacked by some robber or something, and keep him with me from that point onward, taking care of him as his Trainer.

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>>32339029

edgy

>>32337871
Give him a cup of coffee, then talk about all the possible ways yurifags and fujofags can be whiped from existence

>>32339284
>wants a cute pet to cuddle with
>edgy
Edgy.

Projectile vomit.