Why does nobody like Sceptile?

What did he mean by this?

>>32337397
That's a lewd tongue and position right there. W-what's happening, /vp/? I'm freaking out!

>>32337397
I've always loved that entire evo line

He's my second favorite starter and in my top 5.

>>32337397
>Looks like shit
>Has a tree up its anus
>Ruined the Treecko line, Grovyle was far more based and superior
>Shit competitively
>Even the mega is complete and utter dogshit >"b-but i-it's good in doubles!!!" It's actually even fucking worse in doubles because it takes hits like wet paper
>Oh, and it's Mega looks like even more overdesigned dogshit
>Will always be vastly inferior to Blaziken and Swampert
>Desperately shilled by GF but it's still the least popular Hoenn starter by a large margin

I dunno, you tell me OP

Because Grovyle looks cooler

>>32337397
Because its a bad design just like the rest of the treeko line, also no double typing upon the 3rd evolution

>>32337397
Lots of people like sceptile, they're just too busy not wasting their lives on 4chan to post about it.

>>32337837
>>Even the mega is complete and utter dogshit
>easy UU

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>>32337397
But he's my favorite starter, Anon.

>>32337839
Grovyle is a manlet

>>32337397
Both Sceptile and Mega Sceptile are awesome

>>32337397
I never liked his tree or the wierd balls on his back, if they kept something similar to Grovyle I'd like him a lot more, even though he's already my favorite grass starter.

>>32337931
It's still the least popular Hoenn starter.

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I love Sceptile

>>32337942
UU is embarrassing, especially for a mega. It's not even broken in it. It's dogshit.

>>32338183
this desu, 10/10 best new figure

>>32337942
>B-rank in watered down OU
>Will probably be even worse in SM UU
>Good

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>>32337408
What would you do if your lizard gave this smug look?

>>32338170
Those are seeds.

Because, like most starters, grovyle(2ºevo) is far superior.

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>>32338282
I prefer Groyvle's feet cause they're better designed for trees, but he just seems too small for fugging.

Sceptile is more human sized. Anatomy wise, Sceptile's tail would make a good counter weight for moving around tree branches, something Grovyle lacks.

>>32337397
My friend's favourite starter line is the sceptile line.

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>>32337397
But I do.

>>32338219
It was A+ you fucking retard

>>32338239
Probably mega evolve it then throw an ice cube at it.

>>32337397
Sorry swampertfag, maybe your starter will get into pokken next time :^)

>>32337397
Shut the fuck up and post more porn you idiot

>>32337408
...

I now want to fug Sceptile

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I like him but I like Grovyle better. I like Grovyle's design more overall

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>>32341812
What about Sceptile turned you on anon?

>>32338176
pretty sure that's swampert

>>32338566
The most recent viability thread says B?

>>32338153
Where do you think you are?

>>32337397
Because he is bald.

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>>32337397
Because it's trash in the games and in competitive, and it's design it's a disappointment after the perfection that was Grovyle

>>32343683
It's A2 in ORAS UU
http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/oras-uu-viability-ranking-thread.3598164/