I know that you probably aren't reading this but if by whatever slim chance you are — Happy Birthday. I hope you're well and that things have gotten better for you.
With that said, post Guzma. Plumeria, the Team Skull Grunts and Nanu are welcome too.
>>32333482
You're a faggot anon, kys
>>32334050
I finally got my Guzma keychain in the mail, after waiting for over a month. I feel complete.
>>32334402
I love this one!
>>32334402
What are they watching?
>>32334838
Somethingwith handholding
>>32334654
I wanna pet the floof!
>>32335105
>Guzma will never lay his head in your lap
>you will never play with his hair and run your fingers through it to make him sigh
Kill me desu.
God, he's perfect
>>32335307
Yes! I just need the anime to already have him in it, and need a bendoroid of him. Give me more Guzma!
>>32334125
Uh-oh, did I trigger you faggot? Sowie, here's a dick for you to suck on ;^)
Why is he so pretty?
>>32335463
Me too
>>32335746
My heart almost shot out of my colon passage when I first saw that image. It looks so legit. I am upset that I may never get a Guzma figure.
>>32335746
ATTENTION EVERYONE
http://mikatan.goodsmile.info/en/2012/04/10/resale-new-product-requests/
There's instructions for a product request! Request Guzma! You can copypasta this:
Pokemon:Guzma:Nendoroid
I'll spam it if I must, but will close by May 1st.
>>32335857
Nevermind, that was from 2013.
>tfw no guzma in the anime
>tfw no guzma nendo or other merchandise for that matter
>tfw no new decent lewdfics
>tfw the glory days of /guz/ are over
Bump
Bump it out
>>32336910
Oh my.
oh look, my fic idea i still haven't written got turned into a comic
>>32337335
needs to be written just for my sick curiosity
>>32337335
This was someone else's fic.IT WASN'T VERY GOOD
>>32333482
>>32334125
>>32337028
>>32337051
This is why yurifags should die, please hang yourself anon, you'd do us all a favor
>>32337558
Like, of course it was mine idea?
G going missing and Nanu getting tapes of child guzma getting rape by his father.
>>32337541
I did a short "excerpt"
https://pastebin.com/HYE4wR40
>>32337566
>yurifags
K E K
E
K
>>32337582
Honestly, this isn't that good.
>>32337607
>Honestly, this isn't that good
You could've elaborated on that but instead you decided not to so I conclude you are one of those girls who hated the idea even back then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>32337630
Alright then. To me, it reads as being quite disjointed. Though it's an "exerpt", it doesn't really have much structure and seems to meander from place to place. It'd be vastly improved with an established beginning, middle and end.
>>32337607
Yes yurifags anon, don't try to deny it but hang yourself instead. Unless you're just a simple faggot? In that case, how about choking on some dick till you die?
>>32337630
You legit think your fic is good
>>32337335
i regret drawing this
>>32337734
>Yurifags
You do know that yuri is girl/girl right? They're called fujoshi you fucking retard.
>>32337630
it reads like you were typing with one hand and jerking off with the other
>>32334378
Aw, it's cute! But why did take over a month to get to you?
Also Happy Easter /guz/.
>>32338339
Happy Easter, Anon.
>>32338444
Thanks!
>>32333300
>I know that you probably aren't reading this but if by whatever slim chance you are — Happy Birthday. I hope you're well and that things have gotten better for you.
Kill yourself you fucking autist this is not your personal blog
WHY
IS
HE
SO
CUTE!?
>>32338589
how is wishing a person well blogging?
>>32338598
because he's Guzma.
>>32338574
>q-tip
What does that mean? I can't keep up with meme names.
>>32338766
A Q-tip is a cotton bud used for cleaning your ears.
>>32338842
Oh. I was thinking it was a weird way to say "cutiepie".
>>32338589
>this fucking spergout
lmao
>>32338339
It was from Spain, and I think the artist had technical issues. Also, thanks! Finally am off work for a couple days!
>>32337672
>>32338108
>>32338256
I don't know, I've won writing contests and published in magazines in both Germany and Austria but I almost forgot that this was meant as a fanfiction and anything that doesn't abide to the rules of "How do I write a fanfiction 101" is hated by fandoms ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As an excerpt,it only describes a single moment of Nanu jerking off to an unconcious Guzma while being reminded of the tapes he found. I don't see how I should incorporate an outdated structure that has it's origins in greek drama into a single scene.
But ya know, dat's jus mi opinion, man.
>>32338159
Yurifag, fujofag, yaoifag, a faggot is a faggot you worthless piece of shit, funny how you thought I cared about the difference in both sexes. But hey, I expect nothing less of an autist virgin who does nothing else but jack off to cartoon characters of the same sex.
>Inb4 the both sexes part triggered you
http://imgur.com/a/2niEc
>>32339494
You tricked me!
>>32338156
How are you doing? Sorry I haven't been around much.
>>32339130
Ah, I see.
>>32339655
Don't click everything on the internet. There was something off, when the poster doesn't tell what the link is about.
Found an Easter related art of your boy.
Happy Easter /Guz/!
>>32339402
>>32338444
>>32336477
>>32333579
I wish this artist would come back someday. I like their Guzma work a lot.
>>32339877
Thanks!
>>32342640
My cutie Guzma and Archie!
>>32336565
I just read the old ones over every now and again. I miss the /guz/ writefags.
>>32343293
I write stupid stories in my head, but just don't know how to write it physically.
I can't believe Guzma is fucking dead.
>>32344296
Cute art but why? My poor fluffy man.
>>32344987
Kukui is the true villain of the game by wanting to erase traditions in favor of modern battle gyms. He like the those greedy businessmen wanting to build skyscrapers on top natural resources.
No wonder why Guzma wanted to stop his plans of having a Pokemon League.
Evening.
Does anyone have tanned Guzma art that is not farmer tan? Tan lines would be great.
>>32346776
Like this, Anon?
Can Guzma perform the Kamehameha?
>>32346234
Om nom! Good evening
>>32343293
I do too. Zivvanon and HugeDokuroBugs will never be forgotten.
>>32346815
Yes! That's a nice one.
>>32346817
What does the scouter say about his power level?
>>32346776
>>32346776
He has a nice light brown skin (if it counts) in this one. I had to crop it for Christian board.
>>32347165
Link to full picture, please?
>>32347206
Hold on sec, the version I have is in shitty resolution.
>>32347165
I wish I were Chicken in this and the other pics.
>>32347206
>>32347307
Ok, got it in better resolution, the one I posted was too blurry.https://i.pximg.net/img-master/img/2017/03/18/00/00/18/61961490_p9_master1200.jpg
>>32347340
>403 Forbidden
;_;
>>32347117
That he's over hot-thousand.
>>32347375
What the heck. I will just upload it on imgur.http://m.imgur.com/73nYUgRCan you see it now?
>>32347446
Yes! Thank you, Anon.
>>32347492
Ok, good. No prob.
>>32347446
That's me and Guzma.
>>32347752
Nice.
>>32347776
Right? I love the way the artist draws him.
>>32347825
Yeah, he is depicted perfectly here.
>>32347825
I envy her way of drawing him!I don't care much for the chub pics she does butshe always captures his Guzmaness.
>>32347873
>>32348023
His pronounced nose and strong jawline fit her aesthetic perfectly.
>>32348085
Maybe that's what it is. I hope she will make more!
>>32347752
This makes me feel funny and like my ovaries are scrunching together.
>>32348403I want to run my tongue down that treasure trail desu.
>>32348462
Me too. And bite him all over! Mark my territory like a rabid animal.
Posting more Guzma in different clothes.
>he will never arrest you
>you will never resist arrest and be flung over his shoulder and carried back to the station
>>32348523
>>32348667
>>32348713
>>32348968
I think I've died and gone to heaven.
>>32349033
>>32349033
Also want to see a picture of Guzma having to work in a warehouse, since he's gotta pay the bills and battling ain't cutting it. Like, if he's lifting boxes and shit. And Moon is also working there for similar reasons, and tries looking tough in front of him. She drops boxes and shit, but he does it with ease.
>>32347446
>http://m.imgur.com/73nYUgR
it's 404ing now :c
>>32349044
Ah ha ha ha now I'm red in the face. These all make me feel funny.
>>32347752
>>32337582
Lets check out the Guzma thread
>G going missing and Nanu getting tapes of child guzma getting rape by his father.
...
>>32349912
Just ignore that, it's what I do.
>>32347446
It's gone. Did you "x" the box where it said it's mature because someone might have reported it and site mods have deleted or pruned it.
Friendly reminder that your boy has canonically fuller lower lip.
>>32350023
Nice.
>>32350023
For me to kiss and bite. That is the best theme to come out of the theme shop. I. Need to bite Guzma's lips and lick like a kitten lapping up lucious milk.
>>32350023
better for eating this pussy
>>32350023
And? I don't get it. What does it mean?
>>32350198
It means he's a good kisser anon kek anon he kisses good!!! Imagine if you if you kissed him... and his lisp are dominant mmm
>>32350198
Nothing. It just means that his lower lip is fuller. Some people find it sexy on males.
>>32350353
More to nibble so yes
I want totickleGuzma
>>32350645
I want to attempt to kiss him, but I realize that I'm too short to reach, so I grow embarrassed. Then he bends down to connect our kiss and I hold onto his neck for support
>>32333300
thnks anon, birthday is tomorrow
>>32350687
Get a chair or high heels. Then again, the guy can bend lower if their gf is too short to reach them. Climbing is one option too.
>>32350023
How is that he doesn't seem to have an eye color or is it just white?
>>32351260
maybe his eyes are black or dark gray so all you see are the catchlights
I don't know what went trough the localization team's head when they translated Guzma's favorite word "bukkowashi" to "beat up" in English when it actually means to destroy, wreck, break or crush something. Also it goes much better with whole "Destruction in human form" theme.
Love the usage of "bukkowashi" on lewd fics and art because it sounds arousing as well when he tells that he is going to destroy or or ask if he has broken you yet etc. etc.
>>32351691
Beat up is the name of a move, his favorite move ya dip
>>32351743
No, that's what not I meant. In Wnglish version he says he is going to beat you several times troughtout the game. The verb that is used in Japanese doesn't mean beating someone up. It means to destroy them. Forcefully. To tiny pieces.
Does anybody have a full version of this picture?
>>32351806
You have it upside down.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czk9Qa5XEAAz-EA?format=jpg&name=large
There you go.
>>32352087
Cute!
Is this a new one? I have not seen this one before.
>>32352236
It's an old one, I believe.I miss Coarse.
What's on his PC /guz/?
>>32352244So do I, so do I.
>>32352300My nudes.
Busted.
>>32346817
>>32352703
I love ones like this, where Guzma's living with Hau and Hala, and is like a big bro to Hau. It's too cute!
>>32352804
The answer is no, because he couldn't finish it.
>>32352843
This one looks like if I went into his mansion room for the first time, and happened to go during early morning. He is still asleep, but I sit there and admire his beauty. Then he wakes up like this and sees me sitting on his bed. Looking at him. He pulls a Gladion "Get out".
>>32352468
Aww, it's like a kiss from one puff ball to another puff ball.
>>32352519
When you tell Guzma your feelings right before he walks away from you on the beach, and while he's training with Hala, he's distracted by the thoughts of what you told him.
>>32353147
I'd hug him from behind to neutralize his "scariness".
>>32353215
Oh lordy.
>>32353215
Moar
>>32353215
So it begins.
>>32353215
Oh my my my my
Lewd!more
>>32353242
All I could find. http://imgur.com/a/Aqhki
>>32353275
Pretty good but the head looks a little too swollen. Maybe that's good, on second thought.
Exceeded the 4chan file size.
http://imgur.com/a/6Zwnc
>>32353254
DELET THIS
>>32353365
What's this?
I like to imagine stupid things, like after the game's story and the beach battle with Guzma, you encounter him getting books on battling in the library. And you flip shit and try to get away before he notices you there.
>>32353430
He is adorable when he gets his words tangled when attempting to propose her.
>tfw you add guzma to the filter so you don't have to see these threads
>>32353606
I don't understand the text, but I can imagine what sort of things he tries to convey. Makes my heart tingly.
>>32353630
And yet, here you are.
>>32353596
>librarian guzma
gimme
>>32353606
>the ring looks like a dawn stone
Nice call back.
>>32352244
This was art for that one sickfic, right?
>you will never play UNO or other card games with Guzma
why live
>>32353757
Look at that boy. They hired him since he's tall and can restock shelves with ease.
>>32353816
I think so, yes. That story was one of my favorites.
I want to cuddle this boy.
>>32354115
>>32354194
I want to pull his white hair and caress the black hair area.
>>32354330
>You will never give Guzma a post coital scalp massage and run your fingers through his sweat drenched hair
>>32333300
Does anyone have this updated with Guzma?
>>32354403
>you will never wipe the matted locks off of his forehead as he lays on top of you, stealing kisses in between gasping breaths
Why do I go on.
>>32354420
Was there a Guzma version too?
I bet it's like partying and spraying walls etc.
Does anyone have the comic of Guzma running away and whipod evolving to save him from his dad?
>>32354403
>>32354447
If he is that filthy, just throw him in the bathtub.
>>32354508
I wouldn't mind him being a little dirty, honestly. Though sharing a bathtub with him is fine too.
>>32354507
This one?http://real-faker.tumblr.com/post/158064613874/i-uh-have-some-headcanons
>>32354508
Speaking of which, doesn't the game mention something about that his bed has a musky scent? And he basically wears same clothes all the time.
>>32354576
I think the scent has something to do with the fact that he has been away from home for 2 years.
>>32354576
No, it says this and you can't lay on his Shady House bed. Regarding him wearing one outfit all the time, the same could be said for just about every Pokemon character.
>>32354654
Oh, it was musty, not "musky" and odor came from the bed itself.
>>32354654
I feel the same way, filename.
Gunzma
>>32354654
>>32354773
Something tells me that a certain someone is a mama's boy.
>>32354924
Not too good at Fransh, but does it say, "My little Guzma willcome visit me from time to time"?
>>32354924
>>32355087
Wait she made a pet name, like "Guzma-love"
>>32355095
Yes, it's his petname. Guzma + amour = Guzmamour.
I miss /guz/.
The newest chapter of Poke Spe got dark really quick.
>>32357563
Did he do that to himself? The way the pages are folded makes it hard to see what happens in a couple panels.
>>32357569
Yes, he broke his glasses.
>>32357563
I like how no one reacts minus to grunt in order to restrain him. "Yeah, this is totally normal."
>>32357267
Right there with you, Anon.
>>32358392
>Guzma wearing something else than his regular clothes
>>32358510
>Brushing his har from the forehead off by his finger
>Gaze fixed at you
>Sly smile
>Shirt has lowered down a bit
>Sits comfortably on some couch or Fatboy
What did they mean by this?
>>32358555
>Pokéball in hand
He wants a rematch, anon.
>>32357563
Why is he kinda hot like that?
Oh my. Some Alolan milf is getting some?
>>32358699
That's a very seductive way of showing that you want a rematch.
>>32358758
I wish that were me
>>32357563
No one is going to point out how he has glass shards sticking trough his forehead?
>>32358770
It's a tactic to make you lose. He's distracting you from thinking.
>>32358780
He's tough.
>>32358781
Well, it's certainly working.
>>32358758
Lusamine is not Alolan though.
>>32358758
He is way too good for tentacle hag. Guzma is for Nanu, Plumeria or either gender Skull Grunt.
>>32358861
Any girl who isn't Lusamine! Or guy. Whichever way you swing.
>>32358861
>>32359056
I mean, if we are completly honest your boy isn't that much better nor nice. Except to his Pokemon. And Lusamine didn't do anything to him except praise him and got him work under her.
Before that, Guzma had Po Town on his control, made it unhabitable and made his grunts do dirty work (aka steal) for him and themselves because they couldn't afford shit.
>>32359097
They stole for a profit because of Lusamine. She paid them to get her Pokémon. Before then, they just bummed around. They were a gang, but didn't steal mons from peeps. She also manipulated Guzma, and when he realized this, he disbanded Team Skull, which shows he had morals in there somewhere.
>>32359157
He disbanded Team Skull because it was pointless, not because of Lusamine.
She may have said some nice encouraging words for him but the decision to work for her was made by himself in the end. Little shit wasn't even sorry for what he did. Didn't even apologize.
>>32359176
He didn't directly apologize, but did it in his own weird way. Like giving you the Dawn Stone and TM, and going to Hala to better himself as both a person and trainer.
>>32359190
Also going back home to his parents after abruptly leaving.
I'm glad that this thread has lasted four whole days. Have a wet boy.
>>32359208
Sexy wet Guzma! I want to wash his hair.
>>32359190
>>32359203
Then let's hope Hala's teachings stick to his thick skull, because he didn't see his opponents nothing more than something to be destroyed.
>>32359208
His hair really is like a mop. 4 days already? I thought it was 2.
>>32359230
>plan to share a sexy bubble bath with Guzma
>you underestimate how tall he is so he takes up most of the tub and it's cramped as hell
>not sexy at all
>instead you wash his hair for him, working the shampoo into a lather and scratching lightly at his scalp with your fingernails to make him sigh
>you take turns washing each others bodies afterwards
>Guzma gently nibbles on the nape of your neck and shoulders while he washes your back for you
>>32359306
>And then they fucked.
I mean, if his height size barely fits a bathtub, you can always try a swimming pool as a substitute for bathing?
>>32359438
This is adorable!
>>32359438
Save him.
>>32358861
I wish there was more Guzma/Plumeria. Even back in the day there wasn't a ton of fic or art.
>>32359535
I blame them having zero interaction in the game.
>>32359559
HEre's hoping to them interacting in the second installment!
>>32357563
What are the chances of him getting nearly killed or otherwise badly injured in the later chapters? I don't suppose we will see him for a while?
>>32359583
>second installment
Wut mate
>>32359606
I mean Pokémon Stars, or whatever is like a BW2
>>32359802
There is a Pokemon game coming to Switch, but it has not been elaborated what kind of Pokemon game it is. Could anywhere from Mystery Dungeon, party, puzzle, RPG etc.
>>32359886
>>32359903
>>32359535
There are a few good smut fics and the one sickfic was about them.
>>32360152
Aww!
>>32360265
True, but I'd still like more of them.
What ifZone made a animated parody or short mini game featuring Guzma?
>>32360698
If the latter,my panties would disappear from this plane of existence.
>>32360698
Who's Zone? Is that the Poképal comic guy?
>>32360698
Wouldn't they need like voice clips from the series and create some kind of scene based on those? Not to mention, to this day, your boy has not been feautured in the anime. And looking at the anime discussion thread, episode 24 is only going to have the grunts based on voice actors and most likely episode 25 as well. But we don't know voice actors for episode 25 yet. Only the summary that Skull Gang will be feautured.
>>32360775
A nsfw animator who makes lewd parodies.
>>32360788
I'm banking on Guzma being in 25.
>>32360795
Is that the guy who made Bloo fuck Frankie?
>>32360698
I thought Zone only made shit featuring main female characters
>>32360803
Yes.
>>32360813
Come to think of it, it is mostly girls getting banged.
The other two that make nice nsfw animated artist that come to mind are saltyicecream and manyakis.
>>32360887
"The other two artists that make nice nsfw animation..."
Shota guzma is cute!
>>32360960
I want to bully shota Guzma. Am I a sick, twisted person?
>>32361045
No. Kids are awful.
>>32363406
This one makes me want to grope his chest.
>>32363471
>>32363504
I neec a Guzma pillow in the shape and length of his body. Like a doll but life-sized.
>>32363512
>>32363529
I like these, where he's making me feel embarrassed for gawking at him.
>>32363550
I never thought about that, now I can't stop
Why is Guzma so perfect
>>32363568
He's a bad guy with a tragic past and a heart of gold, pushed into villainy because of manipulation.
plus he's really hot
>>32363558
He's always got that look of notice on his face, and he loves it. Maybe not in this pic, though.
>>32363568
If I could be a Pokémon, I'd be that Ribombee. Guzma's perfect because he has flaws like a real person. He's not a Gary Stu. He's not a bishie. But yes, why else is he so perfect? I ask myself this, even if I know some reasons...
>>32363615
>He's always got that look of notice on his face
Yeah never noticed that, you've just made looking at Guzma art like 10x better for me
I LOVE YOU GUZMA!!
I'll let someone else have the last image, just got off my ban and wanted to post some Guzmas
>>32363642
This artist especially draws the expression welland have been guilty pleasures
No prob on pointing it out, too!
>>32363647
Welcome back! I don't have any good recent ones saved at the moment, but will go look for something juicy right now.
Twitter's photo search option isn't working at the moment, but I really liked this reference sheet someone drew.
>>32363732
Cute, thanks for the thread anons was a nice end to my birthday. Now to wait for the next one
>>32363803
No problem! I will start a new one in a sec
New thread
>>32363834