Ralts Line Thread

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Artfag where are you?

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>>32329965
This is one the best art of Gardevoir, looks noble and with dignity as a real Knight.

So bad, now it's only a waifu for (You)

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>>32330613
Really is a shame there isn't more similar art like it.

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Ralts wants to hug you! What do you do?

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Tell me about Gardevoir. Why does she have a spike on her chest?

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>>32330767
It's her lifeforce, all her emotions, power, and health is in there.

That's what I assumed at least.

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>>32330784
If I removed the spike, would she die?

If she is vaporized by fug's hyper beam does her spike remain intact like Deoxy's core?

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>>32330855
It would be extremely painful.

I have no idea, my interpretation of her spike is that if it gets destroyed she dies.

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>>32330866
For me, or her?

What about Gallade, why does he have the hips?

>>32330887
For her. :c

cus he's thicc

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>>32330767
Scientifically speaking it's a antenna.
It picks up the subtle brainwaves from other organisms and relays them to it's own brain where it decodes the signals into something it can understand.

>>32330887
Dick padding. They hate getting kicked in the dick.

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>>32330855
>>32330866
>>32330887
>>32330895

"If I removed the spike, would she die?"
"It would be extremely painful..."
"She's a big girl."
"...for you."

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>>32330959

Requesting that any artfags in here draw a CIA Gardevoir.

kindly always name your threads the same thing so i can filter keep you faggots off the board.

thanks, faggots.

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>>32332074

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>>32332078
go ahead and keep feeding those (you)s. it'll get this thread hit image/reply limit faster.

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>>32332091
The last thread lasted a week even with the excessive shitposting.

Have a Gardy, friend.

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>>32332114

Requesting artfags. Can someone draw a gardevoir fighting in ww2. She can be in the army or Air Force

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>Headcanon question:

How do you think that gardevoir/gallade lives in wild?

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Here are 5 cute facts about Gardevoir from the series Pokemon:

1) Gardevoir is a Pokemon!
2) She is very cute!
3) I love her!
4) Gardevoir!

>>32332739
they break into your house. they use future sense to tell when your coming home.
trust me i caught a gardevoir in my home

i think my gardevoir is "leaning towards the other team" if you catch my drift

>>32332062
I don't like this

He lost his ass

>>32334807
its a dick cushion

>>32330766
hug it

>>32334860
The absolute madman

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>>32334931

>>32334937
>you'll never have a cute gardevoir (male)

>>32334919
hugs are good. without hugs a ralts will die

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It's your first year together with Gardevoir since you caught her, what do you two do together to celebrate?

>>32337468
um she can use her powers to get stuff out of a claw machine.

idk maybe give her some cake

>>32337468

I give her hugs and cakes!

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>>32337468
We'd go out to a Japanese restaurant and get some ramen. Then flowers, hugs and thenfugs

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>>32337984
Get a load of this weeb

>>32338039
Ramen is fucking delicious, I can't help it.

California has the best asian foods.

>>32334931
>>32334937
I want to mindbreak this Gardevoir so that he thinks he's a woman and then wife him

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>>32338378
How do you explain the bepis to him if he thinks he's a woman?

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>>32339262
adorable

>>32337468
give her a beer

>>32339664
is beer bad for gardevoirs?

>>32339878
Not exactly. Due to lower body mass than a normal human, they get drunk much more easy.

>>32339948
is 180 proof moonshine bad for gardevoirs?

>>32339972
Depends on how much it has.

>>32340008
14 shots

>>32340008
i think something is wrong with her. did i tell you about the super glue incident?

>>32340176
>super glue incident
What?

>>32340300
you really want to hear

>>32340358
I guess

>>32340409
well she got lonely and decided to crank one out. she found a tube of stuff and decided to use it as lube. it was super glue. it glued her urethra shut. when she went to pee nothing came out. she decided that she needed "more pressure" and drank a ass load of water. all it did was make her bladder even fuller. she then later decided to tell me that she cant pee and her bladder feels like it will explode. i took her to the hospital. the drained 4 LITERS of urine from her bladder. after that was the pokemon center to get healed.

hello

>>32340523
dude what

>>32341349
the doctor said she's on the "spectrum"

>>32340523
da fuck

>>32340523
can someone explain this please

>>32341580
autism is a hell of a drug

>>32341586
so the gardevoir in an autistic fueled wisdom did something stupid?

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>>32341541
Those boobs are going to look hella gross when she gets older.

>>32341746
they dont age

>>32341831
says who

>>32341849
none have died of old age. they must replace all cells before the DNA breaks down

>>32341886
can you explain this then?
>>32340409

>>32341937
whoops wrong one

>>32340523
here we go

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>>32329965
Gardevoir is supposed to be like a dude. Look at this picture of a teutonic knight and you can clearly see the similarities to gardevoir. That green part is not hair it is a helmet.

>>32341989
go back to /b/

>>32341989
>Sirnight
Yeah, makes sense.

>>32340523
i don't even. EXPLAIN THIS

>>32332062
i can't tell if this fixes or ruins his design

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>>32341989
Because to Internet I only can see it as a War Maiden, ......but not is so bad.

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>>32342275
posting more knight gardevoir

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>>32342287

>>32340523
gardevoirs can get autism?

>>32338612
Feminine bepis

>>32340523
yea i was pissed off at her. her bladder could have burst and she would have got infected

>>32342339
Do you want to see my feminine bepis?

>>32342362
can you answer my question. is my gardevoir messed up

>>32342375
Yes, but she's pretty so it's okay.
Educate her on the differences between things meant for construction (super glue) and lubricant though.

>>32342948
ok i will

>>32342948
i don't think she's messed up. i think she was curious and didn't know what super glue was

How much calories do gardevoirs burn in 1 day?

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I had a nightmare about Gardevoir and some Gardefags I knew outside of steam / /vp/. What the fuck, man.

>>32345068
That's a good question. In order to do physic stuff she would need alot of energy. She can do this by recycling waste. She will still have a 2 ended digestive system but will only give out waste AKA poop when she's either sick or she does not need alot of energy. She will only give out toxins during this process. She will do this through urination. She can break down stuff that we can't break down. So in a way she reuses waste. Also they don't hover all the time. That takes massive amounts of energy

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>>32345235

Tell me your nightmare Anon.

What's a good nickname for the Ralts you get in Gale of Darkness?

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>>32345326
It was really odd.
First I was with a Gardevoir, but all she would do was ignore me or look away from me. Eventually she faded away and I ended up back at my PC, where I was in some sort of discord server. A few familiar names popped up and the chat was suddenly flooded with messages about me being worthless and how they all think I don't belong. I was kicked out of the server and blocked by everyone I knew before I had a chance to say anything back. It all happened pretty quickly but I felt like complete and utter shit during it.

I have some inner demons really fucking with me here. Nightmares are common, but usually Gardevoir is never involved.

>>32345374
>where I was in some sort of discord server
One of the worst possible nightmares, I'd have crapped my pants.

>>32346583
Discord isn't that bad.

>>32346627

Plantdevoir is bestdevoir.

>>32346816
It is if you're there to talk about Gardevoir.

>>32346816
Every time I see Discord mentioned it's always been a terrible idea. Regardless of what it's about it always leads to some drama that bleeds over into the actual threads they were spawned from and generally derails the topic.

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>>32347154

Post more of Gallade and Gardevoir being good parents.

do gardevoirs do lewds in the wild?

>>32347363

Where do you think baby Ralts come from?

>>32348418
eggs

>>32348418
Do gardevoirs in the wild find humans to fug

>>32348692

No they find Gallades.

>>32348683

Eggs laid after Gardevoir and Gallade fug.

>>32348692
No, they hug a Gallade, and then Pelipper delivers a new Ralts egg.

>>32348744
has anyone seen them fug

>>32332945
5) You cant count

>>32349396
6) Your a newfag

>>32348418
You see when two gardes love each other, or get really wasted...

>>32350920
proof or pictures?

>>32348744
cant gardes fug other gardes?

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This thread is as dead as my emotions

>>32348744
Go female gardevoirs have lesbian sex?

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>>32341989
>>32342275
Sanaito=/=Sirknight>>32341989
Kys

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I want to marry a gothic Gardevoir.

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These threads used to be relatively decent what's with the influx of shitposting roleplaying autists lately?

>>32355110
>lately

>>32353981
What mean Sanaito?

or what's the origin of its name?

>>32355772
>Gardevoir may be a combination of garde (French for guard) and devoir (French for duty). It may also be a combination of garder (French verb for to keep) and voir (French verb for to see), reflected in its Pokédex data, which explains how Gardevoir will protect its Trainer even at the cost of its own life and that Gardevoir has the ability to see into the future.
>Sirnight may be taken to mean さあ、ナイト saa, naito ("come, knight") or Sir Knight.

>>32355806

Native French speaker. Gardevoir is probably my favorite Pokémon because its name sounds very nice to French ears.

help

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I demand more Knightdevoir

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I love Garde's cute pointy feet

>>32359426
sauce

>>32360428
http://footfetishbooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=32098

Do gardevoir use a toilet to pee?

>>32360651
probably not, kinky

>>32360671
So they do that in your own world. It's sexy

>>32360671
would you like it if gardevoirs use toilets to pee

>>32359712

CUTE!

>>32361304
Yes

>>32361304
You have something for me?

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Everything sucks right now, how does Gardevoir cheer you up?

just broke out of an abusive relationship (again) and could use some encouragement

bupp

>>32365277
No. Now go kill yourself.

>>32368010
please

>>32370167
This is disturbing

>>32370167
Disturbing, this is

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Would you eat a Gardevoir?

>>32370167
Why?

this thread went from "nice" to ".-- .... .- - / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.-"

>>32372801
Would be nice if people responded more to the more serious posts instead of just the shitposting.

Oh God what did I miss?

>>32371851
What does Gardevoir taste like, celery?
i'd probably eat those then feel bad about it afterwards

>>32374208
A mess of a thread.

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>tfw no /k/devoir to shoot shit with

>>32374877
delet this

>>32374962
Why

>>32375017
it's creepy

>>32374877
That poor gardevoir is stuck. I would pat her head telling her it's alright. Then I would help her out of the toilet. Then I will prepare a nice bubble bath for her while I wash her clothes. Then I would give her a cookie and more head pats

>>32375395

but first you have to finish these eggs

>>32374877
No, don't flush her down!!

>>32375395
Any gardevoirs peeing?

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Anybody got Gardevoir art with a virtual vibe or aesthetic? I dig those kinds of pics.

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bump

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Why is this thread so dead?

>>32380461
because its just like me

is it possible due to genetic mutations for gallades to be female

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What is she drawing?

>>32384321

the nightmares that she has because she's psychically linked to a trainer who wants to submit her to disgusting fetishes and she is powerless to stop him

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>>32374617

Sort of related.

>>32385406
Not enough Gardies with guns.

>>32385406
my gardevoir likes shooting my guns

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>>32385406
That lack of trigger discipline trigger's me.

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>>32387578
Doubt she's ever held a gun before. Cut her some slack.

>>32387578

That's part of the joke Anon. She found a gun and doesn't know what it is and points it around.

>>32359216
>Azorius Gardevoir
Is there more of this?

>>32390091
does this make its design better or worse

>>32390442
Worse

>>32390442

Better

>>32390091

God regular Gardevoir looks dumb from the front.

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>>32330855
Survivable but crippled

>>32393630

I didn't want those feels.

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Is it Santa Devoir or Garde Claus?

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>>32393851
I think Gardyclaus sounds better.

post lewd Ralts

>>32393630
don't worry. she can't read minds anymore. thats what that spike is for

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>>32393890

what happens if a gardevoir gets cancer?

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ive been drinking a lot
i really miss you poly and blue
please just give me another chance, i thought you guys were my friends but now i feel so lonely and i can't do anything anymore

>>32393630
This makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>32396107
they die
what did you expect

>>32396107

Just like with humans. They get sick, they try chemo, it probably works or doesn't, some survive some die.

Then again considering they're in the amorphous egg group there's probably some really weird biology at work and either they don't get cancer or their cancer is really weird and not like human cancer.

>>32397402
Well it probably shouldn't make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Ash: Twenty years have passed... But I do not age. Time has lost its effect on me... Yet the suffering continues. The Pokemon Company's grasp chokes the past, present and future. Hope... Is lost. Gotta get back, back to the past. Pokemon Trainer Ash.

>>32332062
i like it,
he just needs a kilt or something to look more in line with garde

Is there a hard time limit on threads? I want to see if this can stay up for 2 weeks.

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>>32342287

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>>32398663
Usually it would be indifference.

>>32401899
Well then it's probably that you have some last shred of humanity left in you.

why cant i see ralts' eyes

>>32403501
Because that's the way Nintendo made it

>>32397369
I'm in Blue and Poly's server and as far as I know neither of them actually post on /vp/ or even come here.

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>>32403501
Because the bowl cut doesn't let you, you silly billy. The eyes are there, they're just hard to see.

>>32403559
they do