Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Fuck Infernape, marry Torterra, kill Empoleon

>>32325348
>Marry
Torterra. Can sustain each other with its plants and living on its tree would be ultimate comfy.
>Fuck
Empoleon. Cloacas are hot.
>Kill
Infernape

Fuck Infernape because it's the most humanlike (Though the fire could be a hazard I guess)
Marry Torterra so I can ride it around and stuff, comfy
Empoleon is actually my favorite Gen 4 starter but I'm gonna have to kill him because in this particular scenario he's the least useful

>>32325362
>>32325363
These two

>Kill
Torterra
>Marry
Empoleon
>Fuck
Infernape

What matters is that the turtle dies.

>fuck
Infernape
>marry
Empoleon
>kill
shiterra