>this 40 year old HAG wants to turn you into her pet slave

>>32322266
run

>>32322272
i ran
i ran (so far away)

>>32322272
>>32322287
hive mind

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>>32322266

>>32322296
What anime is this

>>32322407
Joseph's Mundane Journey

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>>32322266
I don't???

>>32322407
Jimmyjams questionable quest

>>32322407
3 buff dudes vs a gay vampire

kneel

>>32322266
Step 1: Find Chicken
Step 2: Get Chicken to beat her up
Step 2: Become Chicken's slave instead

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>>32322266
I cease to exist by letting my atoms set free on their journey to form new bonds that may or may not result in new organic life at some point in the near or far future.

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>be 21
>work at a school
>nobody is close to my age, they range from 35 to 60
>decide to go to the staff Christmas party because I don't want to let my workmates down
>it's shit and boring
>teachers dancing like teens on stage
>one of the cleaners starts hitting on me
>she's like 45
>don't respond to advances
>she asks "am I too old for you"
>I say no and smile
>after she goes back to the table with the other cleaners I turn to my workmates and say I'm going out for some fresh air
>go outside and walk home
She was a hag n'all

>>32322407
A FUCKING CASUAL's Unusual Trip

>>32323846

This is the correct course of action

>>32322266
Overpower her.

Unfortunately, I'm weak against Feet-type

>>32324428
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

>>32322266
Get on my knees and start kissing Mommy's sweety feets.

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>>32322266
Challenge her to Pokemon Battle

>>32324439
But that's a legit Pokegirl type :^)

>>32324428
>Maylene used Stomp!

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I'd call my good friend Cynthia over, she'd liven things up.

>>32325213
>two successful and powerful women in a relationship
The best kind of relationship

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>>32322266
>>32322272
>>32323846
>>32324439
You Godless pedoshits should all be glassed.