Eevee Friday /ef/

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>>32321640
>first post
When will the madman cease to be a hotdoghead

>>32321684
When his(her) hair tuft grows back.

This general was killed by the last get. So just leave it in the grave.

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>>32321945

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>>32321945
your mom should have left you in the grave after that failed abortion kiddo

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Vaporeon is fat! FAT!

>>32321640
>hotdog stand
>the two types that are weak to fire are working it

Flareon made them his bitch.

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>>32321945
Gets are for nerds

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Post brightly colored eggs, fags

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>>32323210
Your eggs are tiny

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>>32323684
I love that style. Simple, yet it just works.

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"Hey, hey, I learned Flare Blitz! Praise me~"

>>32324325
>its paws aren't colored in
reeeee

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>>32324337
nani?
I missed something in coloring?
My eyesight is 20/400 20/800 so I do miss things occasionally, but never anything that major recently.

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>>32324354
Glaceon's gotta have its dark blue booties man

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>>32324354
>that eyesight
wew
Hopefully that doesn't get any worse for you anon

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>>32324408
Its a degenerative disorder that gets worse over time. My eyeballs are shaped like footballs!

Eventually they'll squish to the point where I can't see at all, and I'll have to get them replaced. Luckily I'm eligible in a program specifically for eyeball replacement.


>>32324407
Ohhhh.

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>>32324453
That sounds terrible, but if you're covered for treatment then at least there's a silver lining. Hang in there.

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>>32324491
I'm not worried at all. Well yeah a little bit worried since eye surgery is like my number one fear, but if the time schedule is correct I'll have an interesting new set of eyes that aren't necessarily organic.

I won't look like Batou from GiTS, but it'll be something interesting nonetheless.

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>>32324407
But Glaceon's only got 1 booty silly!

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>>32324544
Are you sure? I see lots of booties here.

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>>32324665
Sure I'm sure!
I'm a booty expert after all.

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>>32326053
>those hips
Unf

>>32326098
fag

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>>32326207
it true tho

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>>32326207
Rude
It could be a female Umbreon you know

>>32326337
>Umbreon
>female

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>>32326372
>not being bi

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>>32326372
>he doesn't run a strong, independent female nigger dog on his team

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>>32321604
Go dance naked in the rain.

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>>32327299
Sounds fun, minus the pneumonia.

>>32328058
>not letting your umbreon get properly intoxicated

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>>32328058
>not getting drunk with your Umbreon

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>>32328058
>not gletting your drunk Umbreon get properly intoxicated with you

>>32329123
>not posting the full version

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Which Eevee is for best hug? I think it's Vaporeon. Just holding it close and petting along it's smooth dog fish body must feel good. probably hard to hug underwater, but still.

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>>32329157
>ywn be forcibly dominated by Sylveon and be unable to do anything about it because of the type advantage.

Very takai!

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>>32329261
Delet incoming.

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I love fish

>>32329468
leafeon?

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>>32329500
Leafeon.

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>>32328840

>>32328462
>massage
that's one way to put it, i guess

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>>32329540
I wanna be the salad.

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What Would You Do?

>>32331361
>"Go Metagross and Venusaur! Metagross, use Meteor Mash! Venusaur, use Sludge Bomb!"

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>>32331361
If by girl you mean female (male) then I'd ask him to join us in a threeway

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>>32331361
Gunk Shot.

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So many lewd pictures of salad and onion rings this week

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>>32331305
We must go beyond.

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>>32333292
Why is that Leafeon's head bulging so much?

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>>32333357
Leafeon's head is the fluffiest of all the Eeveelutions.

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>>32329261
>deleting the image

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/vp/ my brother and his gf took turns hurting me today, can I have a Maxie thread?

>>32334306
Wow, I am retarded. I replied instead of new thread, I guess this happens when youre upset. Nevermind. Resume Eevee

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>>32334306
You're barking up the wrong place bucko

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>>32334306
Here's something somewhat relevant for your accidental post.

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>>32332150

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>>32332723
Gave me a good chuckle

>All these quality salad pictures.
Thanks friends

>>32329196
Can someone give me a quick rundown on the image in the top left corner? I know it is some kind of /vp/ meme but I have no idea what it means.

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>>32335767
I guess you're not simgle master

>>32335739
Why was your image deleted?

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>>32335854
Not him but it wasn't Pokemon related, just a guy holding a salad.
Maybe he just deleted it himself.
>>32335767
Okay serious answer time.
Basically that Vaporeon pic is infamous with the phrase "Are you simgle master?"
It was spammed pretty frequently due to the number of people who wanted to dick it (and still do) a while back and it's been an in-joke ever since.
Why it's simgle and not single idk, probs just part of the meme.

>>32335881
ty anon

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>>32335987
yw bby~

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>>32329196
eevee or flareon
fluffmons are optimal hugmons to be desu

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>>32336011
Flareon would be most optimal hugmon with that fluffy scarf and tail. Keeping fire types as pets though would be pretty stupid given that they can breathe fire and burn the house down.

With that in mind I would probably keep Sylveon for hug and phug.

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>>32336645
But pretty much all of them are capable of some ultra-destructive shit no matter the substance anyway. Might as well pick the fluffiest thing to cuddle while it kills you.

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Glaceon kigurumi sure feels nice...

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>vaporeon is my favorite eeveelution
>only degenerates post pictures of it being fat, huge hips, anime eyes

Being a vaporeon fag is suffering. But at least it ain't as bad as espeon fags (if there any)

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>>32336983
seriously, most people i've seen whose favorite eevee was vaporeon have always been the furriest

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https://hongyitoys.en.alibaba.com/product/60637025970-219332086/Cute_Inflatable_Giant_Rabbit_Cartoon_Inflatable_Easter_Bunny_From_Hongyi_Toy.html

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>>32337354

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>>32337354
Would you an inflatable Eevee?

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>be me
>come back to spooky game I dropped
>get jumpscared
>nearly shit self
>dive into mountain of poke plushies
>calm down
>repeat above steps 20+ times
>win game
Glad to have finally finished the game. Fuck.
What eevee would be best against late night home invading creeps?

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>>32336983
It happens with all Eeveelutions to a degree. It's sad when people let their degeneracy influence them in what they know are supposed to be cute threads.

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>>32337808
>can see the future
>can feel air currents to feel if someone has broken into your home
>can use psychic powers to easily detain people with no collateral damage
It's the perfect guardian housecat

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>>32337842
This is why cute lewd is superior to lewd in every way.

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Happy Easter you nerds

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>>32336983

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>>32336983

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>>32337741
>no mouth hole for ironic dog blowjobs
fuckin dropped smfh

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what did they mean by this

>>32337014
I wonder what eevee's tail smells like
haha

>>32339313
asking for a friend haha

>>32339158
With my less than mediocre understanding of moonspeak it seems that friendo wants hot dog to wake up and so fire bush animal gets mad

>>32338996
source?

>>32340322
Click the arrow in the top right corner of any post with an image.

>>32340379
theres no arrow on mobile, but if you mean that search by image feature then i've already done that before i even asked for the source.
i was hoping someone actually knows the artist or something

>>32340640
Can you not use Saucenao on mobile?

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>>32340322
also this >>32340690

>>32341938
gross

>>32341938
hot

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I'm drunk /ef/

Let's fuck

>>32341938
>>>/b/

>>32342091
see >>32342119

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>>32341938
Don't do that.

>>32342091
I'm down
You got a Steam?

>>32339313
I bet it smells like love, dreams and comfort.

>>32344214
And a hint of farts.

>>32342119
>>32342127
What are you, gay?

>>32344433
Of course, but they smell like sunshine so it's okay.

>>32347109
why did you bump the thread

>>32347144
Why did you bump the thread?

>>32347191
why did you bump the thread?

>>32347244
why did you bump the thread