>being an owlfag

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>>32321512
>being an owl

>>32321520
>being an

>>32321520
>being

>>32321531
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>>32321535
>>32321531
>>32321527
>>32321520
Heck

>>32321545
I want to RAPE Regice

FUCK THIS!

Fuck ALL of you bara and trannyfags!

DECIDUEYE is supposed to be the good starter this gen! Just what the FUCK happened to cause this turnaround and infestation of you faggots?! I remember up to early this year you were all being pleasantly laughed at and tossed aside because Decidueye was the only sane choice of a starter!

DECIDUEYE is supposed to be the next Greninja, not Incineroar! So BACK THE FUCK OFF from the starter of choice, you autistic halfwits! And you fucking seal fuckers better do the same! I prefer NORMAL STARTERS that don't scream out weirdness like those two!

You'll see. Rowlet will evolve in the anime, move tutors will help Decidueye out a ton, and then all you fuckers will BTFO FOREVER.

FUCK you all. I am sick and tired of this mockery.

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>>32321559

Objectively the correct taste is Liking Decidueye and Incineroar equally, and shitting on Primarina, but more specifically shitting on Waifufags who literally want to fuck a seal.

>>32321573
>Shellder
Blowjob
>Seal
Tailjob
>Dewgong
Anal
>Lapras
Vaginal

>>32321595
>he don't want to FUG all pokemon
>>>/r/eddit

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>>32321597
Delet

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>>32321562
>DECIDUEYE is supposed to be the next Greninja, not Incineroar!
Is that why Decidueye will have a major role in the upcoming movie?

OH WAIT!

Suck it, owlfag. This entire board is tired of your shit. It's about time people like you get their well-deserved comeuppance.

>>32321562
In design School Shooter Bird is the next Greninja. Dark, Edgy, and attracts people going through a weird phase and on the borderline of suicide by school shooting.

>>32321620
Temporary pandering to shut you faggots up so they can evolve Rowlet and focus on Decidueye the rest of the generation. There's a reason the Incineroar is Cross's - it's to establish it's a bad guy pokemon that's jobbed by Ash.

Might I remind you that the owl line has its own special line of merchandise, eh?

>>32321625
School shooter bird? Apparently being an archer is "edgy", not a unique design and theme fitting for a wise creature of the night.

>>32321642
Dumb owlfag.

>>32321642
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Don't you ever forget we're the normal people's choice of starter, not the upright wrestler tiger man or seal with transsexual characteristics. There's a reason we won those polls and we have our own merchandise line.

Give it time, you autistic faggots will be GOING DOWN.

>>32321691
Oh fuck, that's meant for >>32321683, I misclicked. But the message stays.

>>32321535

>>32321595
>Objectively the correct taste is liking Decidueye, Incineroar and Primarina equally, while shitting on waifufags and barafags who literally want to fuck a seal or a tiger or a owl

ftfy

>>32321620
>Jumping into conclusions over one single clip of a movie trailer
>Falling for obvious bait

I won't even judge you for your stupidity, I'll just leave you thinking on what you just said.

>It's about time people like you get their well-deserved comeuppance

Oh no, my starter won't be shilled to oblivion! Whatever shall I do? Ah, of course, maybe I should kill myself!

Oh no wait, having a special status in the anime/games isn't required for me to appreciate a mon I just legitimately enjoy. And if I remember correctly, I used to like Greninja and I still do, just not his shitty ass Ash-Greninja form which has been forced down on us ever since their marketing of him started to work wonders on his popularity. Same with Charizard, who I used to enjoy, but also feel pretty fucking tired of every time I see Game Freak parading his ass over the other two starters.

Yeah, I don't think I need the owl constantly on my face either despite liking him, otherwise, I'd probably go tired of him as well and switch to literally anything else.

>>32321562

but decidueye is fucking boring in his design... incineroar is more shonen like

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Post yfw you boxed your starter and don't have to endure this shitshow

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>>32322396
Fucking this

>>32321562
fuck furfags but el tigre is still on the holy triangle of best starters.

>>32322346
This, desu. It's not that hard to understand.

>>32321512
Winning at gen 7 starters Isa like winning the sprem race at an abortion clinic

>>32322396
everyone i personally know did this

>>32322567
>everyone i personally know
So, nobody?

>>32322581
sure buddy

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>>32321691

>tfw i feel like i'm not allowed to like anything because the second i do someone on this bored is going to troll me, no matter what it is i claim to like

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Can someone please explain why does any of this matters? I mean what's the point of all of this?
None of the Alolan starters are unpopular. All of them are. Ridiculously so compared to normal Pokemon, or many other starters.
None of them are weak. Just being UU means they're stronger than the vast majority of Pokemon.

Charizard became a "weak" Pokemon in Generation 4. All Zardfags had going for them was popularity for 7 years. Yet Zard was still seen as the winning starter of Generation 1. Alolan starters are better off than that, at least. So why does any of this matters?

>>32322642
This. We should all bully the fat lizard instead.

>>32322642
I'm believing a theory that some guy brought up a month or so ago. The Gen 6 and 7 starters are as humanoid as ever, almost fursona like. When their favorite starter is attacked they directly associate with it and think they are the ones being attacked. This is what triggers a chain reaction of shitposting. But of course there's a lot of falseflaggers at this point aswell that don't like any of the starters but still try to make these groups fight eachother. It's like a campfire that someone forgot to put out, yet people who had nothing to do with starting the fire keep adding wood to keep it burning.

>>32322665
That's a retarded """"""theory"""""" and you're a retard for believing that. People defend what they like. This isn't a Alolan starter-only thing.

>>32322665
>When their favorite starter is attacked they directly associate with it and think they are the ones being attacked.
Or maybe people just like their designs and grew attached to them, you know. You are projecting pretty hard.

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>>32322684
The thing is that it's as bad as ever with the alolan starters. Only mentioning them makes the thread derail into autistic shitposting. I could literally make a hate thread about any other Pokemon or starter and it wouldn't be nearly as bad as with the alolan starters.

>>32322690
Do you not know what genwars are? Does people think of specific games as their fursona too, which is why they bother defending them? This might be your first time seeing people go to these lengths to defend something, but as you'll grow up, you'll start seeing this happens everywhere. With everything. Compared to the "arguments" bikers get over their shit, or phonefags get over their shit, these starter wars are almost cute.

Owlfags brought this eternal mockery on themselves by just assuming their mon was the shill of the gen with no actual evidence and prematurely mocking the other fan bases

>>32322724
It wasn't just owlfags, though. Everyone assumed it would be the shillmon. Owlfags took "pride" in that and looked down on others. I will agree that they brought it upon themselves, but that's because they're actual fucking retards, nothing else.

>>32322690
Of course it is. It's the most recent gen, you dingus. It's gonna be the same for the next set of starters if all of them have good designs like in this one.

>>32322690
Try visiting any game board, even /v/, which is only a game board in name. You'll see arguments much more autistic than this when it came to consoles. Or even certain games. Does that mean all of those fags see themselves in their consoles?

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>>32322767
>Alola starters
>Good design

>>32323125

Ebin.

>>32323125
Yes. A lot.

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>>32321512
>Owlcucks falseflagging to make us Catbros look bad

Y'all fuckin act like a guy who likes a different starter than you lit your fuckin house on fire. If you like a starter more than the rest just pick that starter, no need for this autistic fuckin war where you act like somebody who likes a different starter has some sort of tyranny over the board. Chill tf out.

>>32322748
>Owlfags took "pride" in that and looked down on others

I don't remember the part where I take pride on something people often jumped into conclusions upon, much like how they're doing right fucking now, I only remember the part where I thought either Decidueye or Incineroar could be the next shill mon, but not necessarily asking for it either, I was actually hoping for it NOT to happen because I knew people would make all sorts of starter wars because of it

and look where we are now.

>picked rowlet
>it was useless early
>boxed it for a drifloon
Never looked back that shit is worthless my first run of the game was with litten and he carried the team rowlet is fucking garbage to use

There is no defending Incineroar and Primarina. They are the easily the worst starters made so far, they look more like fucking digimon. Decidueye is also shit and the only thing it has going for it is that it actually looks like a pokemon.

In short, this generation's starters are the worst so far.

>>32323644
They don't even look like Digimon. They look like Space Jam/Sonic and Disney Movie rejects.

>>32323661
Exactly. That's why on my Sun and Moon run I boxed my starter as soon as I could and got a Totodile instead.

The past 2 generations have had 6 people in fursuits for starter evolutions they are all anthro and terrible most of the fire/fighting starters are humanoid looking but they atleast look like animals

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>>32323644
>I don't like them so they look like Digimon and not Pokemon

Nice "argument" if you can even call it that.

I only think the owl is the lesser of two evils. The tiger just looks stupid.
I have no real problem with Primarina but it's not really what i'm into.
When it came down to it though, I just boxed my starter this gen.

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>>32321512
>it's another starterwar thread

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>>32323644
>le "They look like Digimon" meme
>giving the owl a pass

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>>32323728
They do look like Digimon though.

With a pair of pants, Incineroar would look like pic related's cousin.

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>>32321691

>>32323752
>giving the owl a pass

I already said that Decidueye is also shit, just not on the level of the other two.

>>32323776
>giving the owl a pass

Man, people who choose the owl really try to let it slide any chance they get.

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AHAHAHAHHA OWLFAGS BTFO

>>32323931
Why do you have to pretend you didn't read my posts?

I clearly stated that I boxed my Sun starter because they're all terrible.

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>>32323939
Someone do a laughing evans edit

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ITT Poe's law.

>>32322724
>>32322748
Yes and no.
The part about taking pride is correct, but not when and the reason.
Some time ago, when the leaked design were confirmed indirectly when they revealed mallow, is when the starter wars began.
People were dumbfounded, the design looked like shit.
In particular, Beltigre/Inceniroar was immediatly, and rightfully, shitted as a terrible looking bara-bait, Poppomaid/Primarina looked like, also rightfully, as a cheap excuse for a waifu.
But, out of all the design, Robinroot/Decidueye, this time incorrectly, looked like the best of the bunch, despite looking like a school shooter, the edgy owl had at least something to his design, particularly the Robin Hood vibes, that wasn't so bad.
So in this moment a lot of people started liking the owl.
When the final design were released, and Decidueye came out as an edgy muppet, most of its following go away, leaving only those that had too much pride shilling it.
In the end all three the design are atrocious, and it's been talked a lot, so there isn't much to say about them.
Tl;Dr Those who still say Decidueye is the only good start are those who liked the initial, leaked, design, and that didn't change when the actual one was released.

>>32321562
Copypasta material

>>32323754

By this logic, any humanoid Pokemon looks like a Digimon.

>>32323776

You said it still looks like a Pokemon at least, using whatever dumb criteria to determine if something looks like a Digimon or not.