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Arceus shaped the universe with his thousand arms.
According to popular theory, those arms were Unown.
If we could look between the folds of the mirage they sustain, and peek at the puppeteers themselves, what do you suppose they'd spell out?
What thousand-letter message did Arceus have to project into the void to create a universe?
What did he say?
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>>32316692
>his
>he
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>>32316703
it's not even funny or amusing anymore.
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>>32316709
Right. Sorry. It's because of the voice.
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>>32316692Kukui is the Masked Royal!
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>>32316692
Diaper Beam lol
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>>32316692
TWO GENDERS
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Dunno, but I'm pretty sure at some point it must've said "and in every region there shall be a young man or woman who lives in a grassy enclosure and can only say 'Yes' or 'No' and he or she shall become a worldwide celebrity with very little effort and there shall be an inaugural celebration that shall only be attended by a kooky old man with glasses and an obnoxious punk"
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>>32316692
EL ELOHIM ELOHO ELOHIM SEBAOTH ELION EIECH ADIER
EIECH ADONAY JAH SADAY TETRÁGRAMMATON SADAY AGIOS
OTHEOS ISCHIROS ATHANATOS AGLA AMEN
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>>32316744
(oh wait oak doesn't have glasses)
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>>32316692
>What did he say?
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>>32316766
>FVG
Arceus speaks latin?
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>he
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>>32316692
He wrote a fapfic. What that fapfic was about? Only those he deems worthy shall know.
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>>32316692
doesn't the bible mention how man achieved consciousness through the logos (logic, language, dialogue)? Pretty neat since Arceus may have also made the world using language in the form of unown
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>>32316692
get in my belly
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>>32316729
Are you genuinely retarded?
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>>32316794
mfw he ships himself with giratina
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>>32316804
No, are you?
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>>32316847
well i mean what did you THINK it was made for
"guardian of space" and "guardian of time" i can dig, but "guardian of antimatter" is such a bullshit title
arceus didn't even NEED to make antimatter. it made giratina specifically to fulfill its weird fap fantasies, and the distortion world just so it would have a better excuse for having made giratina
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>>32316692
>According to popular theory
Read: Fanfiction
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Probably something like this
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>>32317041
>exactly 1000 letters
>he actually went to the trouble to type up this shit
>he actually went to the trouble of making sure it was exactly 1000 letters long
fucking what
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>>32317247
this thread has been blessed by arceus himself
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