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What the fuck even is nu-male?

>>32307486
Take a look in the mirror.

>>32307481
where's charizad?

It's your autism that is causing your need to categorize the starters like this. The only ones that really fit are gen 6 and 7, and even then delphox could be considered an androgynous wizard in a robe. Only braixen is really feminine. If you changed it from waifu to feminine gen 2 would fit. If you thing blaziken and serperior are waifus you're either meming or you have spent too much time on the internet and it has ruined you.

>>32307528
nu male, venusaur is waifu <3

>>32307481

Samurott and Greninja aren't numales. Spot on for the others.

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>>32307554
>implying
you got some trash taste

>>32307486
it's like white knight sjw hipster guy

>>32307564

This. Charizard waifu, Venusaur bara, Cucktoise numale.

>>32307481
What about the Sinnoh starters? Is Infernape waifu, Torterra bara and Empoleon nu-male accurate?

>>32307580
yes, I agree 100%

>>32307571
blastoise is bara af

>>32307606

It's also numale af while Venuchad is NOT.

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>>32307481
>Nu-male
End this fucking unfunny meme that makes no sense and then kill yourself.

>>32307624

>manlet
>ugly
>fat
>low IQ
>small penis
>worst mega evolution
>never made BL or OU
>constantly less popular than Charizard
>constantly less powerful than Venusaur
>only liked by obese manchildren

Is Blastoise the most JUST starter of all time?

>>32307646
Nah meganiums is

>>32307571
>>32307621
>>32307624
>>32307646
End yourself samefag

>>32307621
Nah, Blastoise and Venusaur are both bara. Charizard is numale. It doesn't have to be one of each.

first reply decides what starter i fap to tonight.

>>32307662
>>32307564

>>32307667
Fap yourself using two knives to Chesnaught

>>32307667
Decidueye

>>32307646
This anon got raped by a Blastoise and is venting his anger kek

>>32307673
chesnaught it is

>>32307667
venusaur

>>32307554
Should be in bara

>>32307486
A dumb /pol/ meme. Just report and ignore it.

>>32307758
beard kills it for me desu

>>32307760
it's not a beard, it's some hair fluff and whiskers

>>32307809
Yeah i'm just ignoring the "beard" and fapping anyway

>>32307481
>samurai
>nu-male

>>32307824
Keep them coming anon

Wtf I love Samurott now

>>32307996
this

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>>32307481
>El Pollo Diablo
>feminine in the slightest
I can't wrap my head around how people still think that way.

>>32308022
look up blaziken in any porn site

>>32308022
>Blaziken
>Not sexy
I can't wrap my head around how people still think that way.

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>>32308022
I hear you, man.

>>32307481
This is really accurate

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>>32308057
It's bullshit.

>This is what /vp/ has sunk to

May god bless the autistic fans in this place and give them the justice they deserve.

>manlet
Maybe
>ugly
Handsome as fuck. Venusaur is ugliest starter
>fat
Turtle, Venusaur is much fatter lardass
>low IQ
[citation needed]
>small penis
Have you ever seen turtle penis? Turtles have huge as fuck dongs. Blastoise has biggest penis of any starter. No wonder Venusaurfags are mad that Venusaur has tiny dick
>worst mega evolution
Still not bad by any means
>never made BL or OU
UU is best anyway
>constantly less popular than Charizard
So is Venusaur
>constantly less powerful than Venusaur
Mega Blastoise hits harder than mega Venusaur :^)
>only liked by obese manchildren
Like Venusaur?

>>32308107
>Mega Blastoise hits harder than mega Venusaur :^)
Mega Venusaur is in OU and not in a tier for hipster contrarians :^)