Post your waifus or husbandos and we tell you why they suck

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>>32307350
can't say your taste is shit because I really like dawn/platinum, especially in her original outfit

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>>32307350
I don't think I've seen anyone waifu Ponyta, but that's some superb taste. Claiming

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>>32307385
Your wife has awkward stubby leg, dumb-looking earss and an incredibly doofy face, on top of being the perfect symbol of a gen 2 shitmon.

>>32307732
>awkward stubby leg
legs*, fuck.

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>>32307732
Your wife/husband is venenous. But overall, very good taste.

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>>32307851

>>32307350
>Platinum
>liking a mary sue

>>32307350
>reading the manga
>Platinum

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r8 my wife

>>32307851
crazy manlet

>>32308230
snakelet, also vorebait.

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>>32308251
Already fucking Juniper
>>32308910
Personification of autism

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>>32307350
No, you cant

>>32309294
She will send you to jail, because her entire character is being a bait.

>>32309331
fragile as fuck

>>32309559
if you want your dick fried I think is okay

>>32310270
is a fucking NEET

>>32307350
>Shit eye style.
Why would you want this inferior Dawn?
>>32310319
>is a fucking NEET
>Being a bad thing.
Pick one.

>>32310270
He's a wigger

>>32310290
she's borderline autistic, and maybe even pedophilic

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Ignore the girl

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>>32307851
So we meet again

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>>32308230
she's perfect in every way
posting my human waifu since someone already posted my snake wife, tear her a new one

>>32310380
said the worthless NEET

>>32311625
pathetic in battle, bad haircut and slutty clothes

>>32311577
autistic, and despite being brilliant can't see hwy awakening an apocalyptic pokemon would be bad, so he's retarded to boot.

>>32311544
He's so boring, never does anything, even in X and Y. In alola he just shoves his responsibilities onto you

>>32311665
that fucking nose is enough to ruin it. No, it isn't a snout, it's a gross-ass giant nose.

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>>32310360
freaky mouse teeth

>>32310902
she is married to a stone

>>32311544
blacked

>>32311577
I stealed his launch money and locked him in his locker

>>32311625
her vagina rekts like a gloom for some reason

>>32311665
it confirms that you are purgable sub-human trash

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>>32311625
Underwhelming clothes. There's a reason Kimono are a thing of past. Because they're shit.

>>32310290
I might've called Erika's clothes bad, but they're godly compared to the shit Cynthia wears. And those things in her hair look autistic. And her face is too long. The only appealing thing about her design is the hair. The rest is shit. Also has a boring personality, but that's not as important.

>>32310902
Not as bad as Cynthia, but the clothes are still pretty bad. Her shorts are fine. The color is a lot better than Cynthia's, too. Immediately more interesting and pleasing to the eyes. Her shirt is shit. It's literally just a white shirt. There's nothing. It might as well not be there. Her jacket is even worse. Adds an unnecessary extra color, one that contrasts with her shirt, and again, the design is shit. It's just a black jacket, that is there for no particular reason. And in her official art, her face looks annoying. Not sure if it's just the stupid grin, but whatever it is, it makes her face looks shit.

>>32311715
Can't make babies. Saggy boobs. Wrinkly face.

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Why's she suck, guys?

>>32311790
I always thought of Kimonos as being like the Japanese equivalent of lederhosen.

>>32311577
probably only likes really weird, highbrow geology jokes. his outfit is so stupid i want to cry sometimes good taste though

>>32311715
i've been sitting here for at least 15 minutes trying to find something bad about drasna but i can't, you win the thread

>>32311782
has 3 unripe bananas stuck to his head

>>32311787
he looks like the personification of an onion. pretty sure his coat is actually a dress

>>32311790
sun is 11

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>>32311810
The ribbon thing around her neck is a bit too big. That's the only negative I can think of. Her hair might be a bit too round for some too, but not a problem for me personally.

>>32311790
Default shoes look pretty bad. Too young. Both are fixable, but problems nonetheless.

>>32311787
Seems to be balding, those glasses look terrible, overall outfit looks bad, looks like a walking skeleton.

>>32309331
Skirt doesn't cover the front, showing his pantsu to everyone. Hair looks weird if seen from front, as it covers just the middle of his whole face.

>>32310360
I dislike her tight but long skirt in her original design. Doesn't look appealing, and looks hard to move in. I dislike her jacket in her newer design. Too puffy and it reminds me of an orange.

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>>32311790
>rating woman by the way they dress

>>32311904
Clothes are part of the design, anon. What else would you judge them on but their design? Their bodies? Every 2D body is perfect as long as it's proportionate and "natural", as in without tattoos or piercings. Their faces? Cynthia, Hilda and Drasna's faces were mentioned in some form. Hair? They're good for all of them. That is why I didn't mention them in a post calling out shit parts. Eyes? They're all great. Personality? Don't joke around, anon.

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>>32308251
>>32310290
>>32310902
>>32311625
Absolutely nothing wrong. They're perfect.
>>32311790
Worst designed male protagonist imo. Looks like shit to me
>>32311810
Bowl cut hair style
>>32311715
Old, wrinkles, etc... (I like Drasna tho)
>>32310360
Really annoying in BW
>>32309294
Looks like a dude
>>32307357
Redesigned May's face is disgusting

>>32311924
get back to eat a diglett Wallace

>>32311676
I know he's retarded but he's cute enough to lock in my back room with no contact to the outside world, his only food is my affection and buffalo chicken wings.

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>>32311715
that's the point! easy to make a sub out of.

>>32311820
true, true

>>32311810
too busy sucking Grimsley's cock to have real interaction, or food.

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>>32307350
Mary sue

>>32307357
Already fucking Brendan

>>32307385
Shitmon

>>32307732
One trick pony

>>32307851
Fishfucker

>>32308230
Worst starter

>>32308910
Autist that will never love you

>>32309294
Compulsive liar

>>32309331
Used goods

>>32309559
Looks like Fabio

>>32310270
Probably a slut

>>32310290
More autistic than Cyrus

>>32310360
Too clingy braaap

>>32310902
Trailer trash

>>32311544
Already fucking Sina

>>32311577
Narcissist

>>32311625
Probably a lesbian

>>32311665
Furbait

>>32311715
Old with no personality

>>32311782
Psychopath

>>32311787
Probably a registered sex offender

>>32311790
Doesn't show emotions

>>32311810
Definitely a lesbian

>>32311899
Waifubait

>>32311928
Will always love Ash more than you

>>32311990
>>32312001
have some restraint also sauce

>>32312052
Retarded hair, retarded outfit with bad color scheme, square face. Spats are the only good thing about her.

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i don't care what anyone says, She's fucking perfect.

>>32312079
Crybaby

>>32312079
Lactation kink is too easy

>>32312079
Designed the layout of her Normal type gym after a Fairy type Pokemon.

>>32307350
I'd cuddlefuck that bitch soooooo hard

>>32312130
Are you fucking older than 13 there was no Fairy type in Gen2 you fecculence

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>>32312052
Vanilla Crystal is nice, but her emerald outfit is 10/10

>Labcoat+minikirt+spats
Perfection

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R8 and, of course, H8

>>32313451
given it's a dark type it will probably steal anything shiny you have and leave in the middle of the night

>>32312052
>One trick pony
>implying
it has like 3 stallbreaker sets and 2 stall sets.
and at least it's canon :^)

>>32313451
Bigger slut than Ditto

>>32315065
Worst evil leader

>>32307350
>I'll start with the best girl in the whole franchise.
>posts fanfic
>fanfic of the worst girl, no less

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>>32316499
Old pokéfucker

>>32316505
>fanfic

>>32311790
He's 11. And he doesn't change his facial expression much.
Depending on the person, though, him being a shota and having a great poker face might be positives.

>>32311810
Shit hair.

>>32311928
Wears a swimsuit everywhere. Has a boyfriend, and no, that's not you. Both might be positives to some.

>>32312052
Shit hair.

>>32311899
Weak, 11 and has a cock she will be sucking, and it's not yours.

>>32315065
Mentally retarded. Good at nothing.

>>32312079
Normalfag. A kid, mentally. Cries a lot. All might be positives to some degenerates.

>>32316499
Old. No mouth. Both might be positives.

It's not easy coming up with negatives for Pokemon characters. Other than "shit hair", they don't have many things that necessarily negative. Had to reach quite a bit for some of these.

>>32316611
>Cries a lot
that's not a problem, it's easy to shut her up by shoving a phallic object to her mouth.

>>32316505
People talk about how Adventures is a "fanfic" but it's not like the main series is a masterpiece story-wise, at least Adventures tries to be somewhat engaging with the characters and flow, only (maybe) Black/White and Sun/Moon had decent stories in the main games, the worldbuilding is ok for all the games, but the main plot itself is generally bad in most of the games.