/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32297091
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32297095
Osha: Looks like we made it to the top of the knoll! That must be the tower up ahead too. Hmm, it's just like that other team said, looks like we'll need 5 coins to get inside. I guess they fit in that door there. Huh, kinda though that, you know, "wishing well coin," like, it'd be something you throw in the well to make a wish?

Nibbles: Well... it's not. That's dumb. Just throwing valuable things away like that.

Osha: Whatever. Guess maybe we should explore around a bit then? We need to find more coins.

>What will you do? 3 decides

>>32297091
Happy Eyes Edition, btw

>>32297148
reassure otter that it's not dumb, that's how the humans do it

>>32297148
Equip the armors. Ground armor on nibbles and ghost armor on sparkles.And teach thief to sparkles. Then start exploring.

>>32297165
reroll for this

>>32297148
Form a tower to try to reach the lil' plateaus. Do not disturb the Daramuka(?) if it's sleeping.

Otherwise, politely ask for directions from that pokemon.

>>32297148
Is that Darumaka? Climb that mountain and hurl that boulder at him.
But only after >>32297165

>>32297165
reroll

>>32297148
Pick up darumaka and throw at door

>>32297184
re

>>32297165
>>32297176
Do this

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>>32297183
>>32297165
>You do that and equip the armors you have to your teammates so they aren't clogging up your inventory and teach Sparkles Thief

Nibbles: Hey... I can sense a pokemon nearby! There's someone up on that plateau over there... huh... I think there's more around too...

>Osha heads over to the towering plateau and calls up

Osha: Hey, anyone up there?

Darumaka: Oh! Is that Oshawott down there?

Osha: Darumaka! What are you doing up there? Caterpie asked us to look for you!

Darumaka: I dunno! I fell asleep out in the grass and I woke up way up here! I don't know how to get down though!

>The plateau is pretty tall. You'll have to figure out some way to get Darumaka down.
>9 next

>>32297262
Throw a rock at it to knock it down

>>32297262
shoot fire downwards like a rocket and launch yourself up

>>32297276
re

>>32297262
Have Nibbles dig up into the plateau to get Darumaka down

>>32297262
Toss Darumaka a Warp Seed and have him eat it, hoping it warps him somewhere safe

>>32297262
Do a flip, fa- oh wait, we need him alive.

Gather everyone and get ready to catch him. Flipping is optional.

>>32297276
reroll

>>32297288
Re

>>32297288
Nibbles doesnt know how to dig

>>32297262
Shoot at the plateau with Sparkle's laser and hope for the best

>>32297314
>Land shark pokemon
Okay Anon

>>32297338
Read the doc

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>>32297288
Nibbles: Dig. Uh, yeah... yeah I can do that! Probably.

Osha: But, your moveset doesn't include

Nibble: Nah, nah, I said I could do it.

>Nibbles claws at the ground a bit, moving some dirt around and shoveling in a bit.

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>>32297381
>?

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>>32297393
>Out pop three pokemon!

Sandshrew: You no take tiny warm mon! Warm mon ours!

>4 next

>>32297412
Use Fairy Armor to calm them and explain what's going on

>>32297412
Tell them that you are also pretty warm and offer to sell your body in exchange for darumaka

>>32297428
reroll

>>32297431
Re

>>32297412
Play as a good cop/bad cop.

Osha soothes the Sandshrew and tries to talk them out of it.

If things start to go sour, present your raging hot boner and threaten to fug them in the butt.

>>32297431
re

>>32297428
Re

>>32297431
reroll

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>>32297433
>>32297428
Osha: I dunno if these guys are particularly, er... mindful enough to talk things out, but let's see if we can't calm them down a bit.

>Osha uses his armor, emitting his soothing aura over the sandshrew

Osha: Okay so, that Darumaka lives down in the city south of here. He has a friend worried and looking for him and we need to take him home, okay?

Sandmons: ...

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>>32297489
Sandslash1: New warm!

Sandslash2/Sandshrew: New warm!

>The sand mons crowd around and poke and prod at you savoring the warmth of your fire-type body

Sparkles: Aw, looks like you have some admirers, Ron!

>0 next

>>32297499
Light yourself on fire via flamecharge

>>32297431
re

>>32297499
Seduce them, bring them somewhere else to fuck while the rest of the gang rescues Darumaka.

>>32297499
Brag about your new harem to Osha

>>32297510
reroll

>>32297499
Use Bug armor

>>32297510
reroll

>>32297510
>>32297524
Reroll

>>32297510
Securing

>>32297524
reroll

>>32297499
excuse yourself with the group and osha and then leave with the sand mons to somewhere more private where you can give them some warm

>>32297524
Re

>>32297524
re

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>>32297522
>>32297510
>"Hey guys, why don't we all go somewhere nice and make some heat together?"

Sandslash1: Warm?

>"....Yes, warm."

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>>32297584

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>>32297593
Osha: I guess... we should try and rescue Darumaka in the meantime.

Sparkles: Is this... okay though?

Osha: Listen, as long as it's not me, I'm not complaining.

>Make rolls for the teammates, I guess? Unlike Ron, however, they cannot act blindly. They must be rolled within their established personalities.
>7 next

>>32297612
Have Osha express his true feelings about Ron while Nibbles continues to dig an escape route. Sparkles can do whatever he pleases.

>>32297612
Rolling for sparkles to threaten to kill osha again and then say "It's just a prank bro"

>>32297612
Sparkles: Ask about how Osha feels about Ron. Does he have any redeeming qualities?

Nibbles & Osha: Dig to help Darumaka escape.

>>32297625
>>32297628
Rolling for both.

>>32297628
re

>>32297612
Nibbles continues to try to dig because he wants to prove he can do it

>>32297640
reroll

>>32297640
>>32297645
Re

>>32297642
Re

>>32297640
re

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>>32297628
re

>>32297612
inb4 those sand mons were all male

>>32297680
I expected them to be all male though

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>>32297644
>>32297628
>Osha and Nibbles continue to try and dig into the mountain to rescue Darumaka

Osha: Any chance you're going to help us out here, Sparkles?

Sparkles: Yeah, still an incorporeal ghost here, Osh. You find some tech for me to hop into then, I'm your guy! But I think I did figure out the trick to crafting element bombs. Check it out, I made an Electric Bomb!

Osha: Mhmm, sure. And you're totally not trying to scare me with a fake bomb?

Sparkles: Hehe, okay, you got me

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>>32297802
>The bomb explodes, zapping Osha and Sparkles with a powerful electric shock

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>>32297813
Sparkles: Oh, I guess I made it right after all!

Osha: WHY. ARE YOU. THE WORST.

>Osha flails madly at Sparkles, hand nubs passing right through him

Sparkles: I enjoy our time together, Osh :)

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>>32297832
>Suddenly, the sandshrew and sandslash come running out in a panic

Sandshrew: Not warm! Not warm!

Sandslash2: Rocky and mean! So rocky!

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>>32297846
>You go flying from the hole as an Onix tosses you, emerging from the hole in a furious rage

>What will you do? 6 next

>>32297861
Arm thrust

>>32297867
reroll

>>32297861
Spread open your buttchecks (goatse.exe) and lure Onix away (or repel, in which case, victory). Get Osha and Nibbles to make deliberate and nasty hits on the diverted Onix.

>>32297861
As Ron? Arm Thrust.

As the other three? Osha uses Razor Shell, Sparkles uses Thundershock on its horn, and Nibbles uses Dragon Rage.

>>32297861
Cum on onix for interrupting your sexy time

>>32297881
reroll

>>32297881
>>32297888
Is this worth of a OPFO button? i think it is

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>>32297881

>>32297861
Damn, this wasn't the kind of ''letting our rock hard snake out'' that i was thinking.

>>32297888
>>32297881
Wasted trips

>>32297931
I-It should be fine as long as it's a verbal description, r-right?

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>>32297881
Alright, ya got me. I don't know how I can spin this one.

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>>32297888
>>32297931
Just distract Onix by shaking dat booty, then. Use your sexy piggy charms to distract it.

>>32297963
hmm, alright then. It save me my button then :D

Op, why don't we have a discord yet? We could do cool shit like that

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>>32297963
>You use Taunt to draw Onix's attention.
>The sand mons meanwhile flee in fear

>>32297963
ya fuck up, we could've wasted his button

>>32297969
>>32297963 (Me)

To be honest, I figured you would do some off-screen implied horror and Onix would nope the fuck out. Meanwhile you have everyone else scarred from your unnatural... feat in flexibility.
In hindsight, it probably would've made the rescue mission harder and cost the team morale and sanity.

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>>32298026
>Onix tosses a Rock Throw at you while your team attacks. Sparkles tosses in a confuse ray, making Onix dizzy with confusion.

>5 next

>>32298036
Bet Osha you can fit onix up your ass

>>32298036
Arm thrust

>>32298042
re

>>32298042
reroll but shove onix into the butt

>>32298049
reroll

>>32298036
Try and climb that plateau over there and see if you can roll that boulder into Onix

>>32298029
I guess I'm having an off day improv wise, I honestly couldn't think of anything there

>>32298003
That'd probably be pretty good to have! Wouldn't have to keep hijacking pmdg whenever these threads archive and we could do discussions and ideas there?

>>32298050
reroll

>>32298036
Trick Onix into ramming into the plateau. Get Daramuka to climb down the Onix. Get someone to remind us to check that boulder later.

>>32298042
>trying my idea again

>>32298042
Re

>>32298042
rolling

Roll for OP to ignore posts from namefags

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>>32298055
>>32298049
>Onix is bombarded with another razor shell, a sand tomb, and an Ora thrust. Despite the onslaught of super effective moves, it's still standing!
>Still confused, the Onix fires a dragonbreath in a random direction, hitting Sparkles

>1 next

Wait, shouldn't Onix be scared of the sand mons instead of the other way around? You know, ground beats rock?

>>32298042
re

>>32298137
They're not very smart

>>32298128
>Ora thrust
OP, you do this to yourself

Reroll for >>32298077

>>32298042
reroll

>>32298128
Onix up the butt

>>32298128
keep doing Ora thrust

>>32298077
rerolling again

>>32298145
Re

>>32298077
reroll

>>32298042
secure

>>32298077
one more time, reroll

So how about that button?

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>>32298141
>"Hey Osha, bet I can fit that entire Onix up my butt!"

Osha: Ron, no.

>You taunt the onix again

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>>32298242
>Onix rushes forwards in a rage, but misses you due to its confusion and slams headfirst into the plateau.

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>>32298256
>Darumaka tumbles down from atop the plateau and clonks the Onix on the head, finally knocking it out. Darumaka then slides down the rock snake's body safely

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>>32298265
Darumaka: Thanks guys! Being up that high was pretty scary... I don't think I coulda gotten down without you!

Osha: We're glad you're safe Darumaka. Head on home to Caterpie now!

>"And tell him that Team Regicide saved you! We want our reward!"

Osha: Ron! We're just happy to have done a good deed.

Nibbles: No, I kinda want the reward.

Sparkles: Really... I mean, after all that effort.

>Osha sighs and uses his team badge to teleport Darumaka home

>>32298294
Ron developed his own conscience again? Is he becoming fully sentient now?

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>>32298294
Osha: So, looks like we can take either path around the tower.... To the right is the Path of Water... to the left is the path of Torture and Sharp Pointy Things. Erm... which way should we go?
>4 decides where we start next thread

>>32298311
Ron hates water,lets go to the other one

>>32298311
The Water Path sounds extremely painful for Ron, so let's head left.

>>32298311
The least painful of the two. So the path of Torture.

>>32298311
take the sacrifice and go down the Path of Water
Osha will be able to do good things there

>>32298304
he can say things that are reasonably ron-like on his own sometimes

>>32298315
>>32298319
>>32298325
Re

>>32298315
re for this

>>32298315
re

>>32298336
Re

>>32298315
e

>>32298366
There we go, sharp path it is

>>32298372
It feels good to help

>>32298372
Is that it then? Night, OP.
so who's making that discord

>>32298372
I hope it has sharp dragon dildos

>>32298442
I'll try and make it

never to be continued

/vpmd/ is dead

>>32298523
I forgot!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32298557
Goodnight Op

here we go
https://discord.gg/6RrpB

>>32298729
Can you add a new one?

>all this idling in the discord
When does the magic begin?

>>32300009
There's no magic, is there

>>32299158
this one should be permanent https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE

>>32300009
>>32300771
I guess we should try talking or something?

Who's best vpmd character?

>>32303260
Plum. She always has something witty to say.

Posted in the discord but I'll post here too. Just a heads up, thread'll be up later than usual

Is it just me, or is Osha a bit of a fake? Healways acts semi- grateful and kond inbsituations with other pokemon, but doesn't mind being almost as merciless as Ron when something gets in the way.
Is Osh just a sociopath looking only for the glory of his team?

>>32304588
Holy shit that's a lot of unchecked spelling errors, sorry.

>>32304588
no idea what you're saying


New thread
>>32304805