how can we turn this into a pokémon

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>>32296310
I fucking hate those things. There are a ton nesting near my house and they squawk and screech all fucking day and I feel like I'm living in a god damn rain forest.

Seagull cull when?

>>32296310
Dark/Flying
Based on drug dealers that roam the beach
Poison Point as an ability in that case

Dark/Flying
Ability: Waterworker - Grants Water STAB
72/96/71/96/71/130

>>32296371
Well seagulls are only as populus as they are because of all the trash we produce as a species.
No trash = less gulls

>>32296381
Isn't Waterworker just a renamed Torrent?

>>32296398
Nope.
>Torrent - When this Pokemon has 1/3 or less of its max HP, its Water attacks do 1.5x damage.
And the thing Waterworker is based on.
>Steelworker - This Pokemon's Steel-type attacks have their power multiplied by 1.5.

>>32296504
*trumpet sounds*

>>32296504
this

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we can turn this into a pokemon

>>32298715
stop posting yokai watch

>>32298715
Grass/Fire Dog Mon. Grass representing the bread and toppings, Fire cause hot dog.

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>>32298715
>not playing pokemon clover

>>32298868
>Grass/Fire
Makes more sense as Normal/Fire because bread is one of the most mundane things possible. "Has 1 little ingredient that very loosely comes from a plant" shouldn't be criteria for Grass type.

>>32296310
Give it a stick. You now have Alolan Farfetch'd

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>>32296310
He's Fighting/Flying and I'm dubbing him "Shadegull." Pic for my inspiration.

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>>32296310

>>32296504
>BlackGlasses found near where Peeko was being held hostage

Hmm...