The remakes of DP will be called Pokemon _____ Diamond and Pokemon ________ Pearl.
What are your suggestions, /vp/ ?
They won't be fucking remakes.
Crazy Diamond and Pearl Jam
>>32294941
Is this a JoJo reference?
>>32294916
Pokemon Furybait Diamond and Pokemon Pandering Pearl
We are getting kanto remakes anyways. Gayfreak loves gen wun.
>>32294944
I think it's a Persona reference
Diaper Diamond
Beam Pearllol Platinum
>>32294916
Disgusting Diamond and Problematic Pearl
>>32294916
Pearl Diamond and Diamond Pearl
>>32294916
Perfect Platinum.
We won't get D/P remakes.
>>32294916
Eternity Diamond and Spacial Pearl
Distortion Diamond & Paradox Pearl
>>32294916
Uranus pearl xd
let's look at what we know
>FireRed and LeafGreen
simple element to color relation
>HeartGold and SoulSilver
what the fuck, heart of gold and soul of silver?
>Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
Groudon relates to Omega and Kyogre to Alpha, so it refers to Primal Reversion in reference to Mega Evolution
>___ Diamond and ___ Pearl
so logically we should assume that the titles will have something to do with Z-Moves
Dialga and Palkia will get exclusive Z-versions of Roar of Time and Spacial Rend
but this is Game Freak in 2017, might as well come out of left field
>>32294916
Temporal Diamond and Spacial Pearl
dick diamond and penis pearl
peanut butter and jelly
>>32294916
Infinity / Timeless Diamond & Infinity / Boundless Pearl
Blue Diamond & Red Pearl
Lucario Diamond & Lucario Pearl
>>32294916Crazy Diamond and Star PlatinumPearl will not get a remake.
>>32295279
Eternity Diamond as suggested before also works
>>32294916
It doesn't matter what they'll be called, because trash by any other name is still trash.
>>32295248
>what the fuck, heart of gold and soul of silver?
>>32294947
>furybait
Every single Pokémon is a Primeape? Actually sounds alright.
Immortal Diamond, Unbound Pearl, Parallel Platinum
>>32295290
This so much, it's adding a "2" to the title and pretend it's a sequel when it's actually the same shit as the games those remakes were based on, if not worse.
>>32294941
>Pearl Jam
It's evolution
>>32295284
>>32295334
I.. Its a wizard of Oz refenrence
>>32295389
>Parallel Platinum
It has been 10 years since we have gotten a "third" edition to a generation. Let it go.
>>32294916
We'll get a platinum remake called Star Platinum instead.
The shitposting will reach astronomical levels.
>>32294941
With the third version, Star Platinum
Pokémon Pearly Diamond and Pokémon Diamantine Pearl
Dick Diamond and Pussy Pearl xD jkjk
>>32295248
Western Diamond
Eastern Pearl
>>32295560
AAAAAAA
>Implying it's not gonna obviously be White Diamond and Black Pearl
>>32294916
>(You) Diamond
>(You) Pearl
Enjoy the (You)s OP
Star Diamond & Planet Pearl
>>32296349
No
CLOUD PEARL
UltraDiamond and MegaPearl
Torterrium Z
Internium Z
Empolium Z
Rotomium Z
Lucarium Z
Platinum Z (shared Z move which activates Lake Guardians of Sinnoh)
One game focuses more on crystals, one game focuses more on mega stones. Post game of each you get what the other didn't have.
Eternity Diamond and Infinity Pearl.
>>32294916
Red Diamond and Blue Pearl
Black Diamond and Black Pearl
Hewn Diamond and Grown Pearl
Diamond Ring and Pearl Necklace
>>32297880
I mean White Diamond and Black Pearl
You go to unova again post game
>>32294916
Diamond Ash and Pearl Dawn
>>32294916
Diamond Love and Pearl Shipping
TimeDiamond & SpacePearl
TickTockDiamond & VrumVrumPearl
>>32297909
>Diamond Ash and Pearl Dawn
>>32297922
>Pearl Shipping
>>32295101
This is the worst meme
>>32294916
erect diamond and flaccid pearl
Hi /vp/ my favorite digimon is agumon
>>32294916
TimeDiamond and SpacePearl
>>32297943
>>32297954
Fuck off Panda
>>32294916
Styleless Diamond, Graceless Pearl, and Funnyface Platinum