Don't go for Ubers, and if it takes too many changes to get to OU, settle for UU.
Rampardos
>Ability slot 2 is now Rock Head
>Speed buffed to 80 (Rock Polish is now viable-ish if you survive setup, Scarf sets may work too?)
>Now learns Flare Blitz and Wild Charge. Accelerock too if you want to be evil
>>32264196
lemme do Rampardos but better
>Ability slot 2 is now Simple (it has a small brain, it's meant to be dumb)
>Gets DD, Flare Blitz, and Wild Charge as egg moves
It is now a rape machine, and the former problem of priority can be solved with Lele support
>>32264274
>Simple DD
>>32264289
>942 Attack and over 400 speed after 1 turn of setup
>>32264289
>+2 252 Atk Rampardos Superpower vs. 252 HP / 88+ Def Ferrothorn: 418-494 (118.7 - 140.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>+2 252 Atk Rampardos Head Smash vs. 252 HP / 232+ Def Toxapex: 316-373 (103.9 - 122.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>+2 252 Atk Rampardos Head Smash vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 775-913 (120.7 - 142.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>+2 252 Atk Rampardos Head Smash vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 331-391 (99.1 - 117%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO
Holy Jesus
>>32264461
>+2 252 Atk Rampardos Head Smash vs. 4 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 775-913 (120.7 - 142.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
But you die from recoil.
>Type is now Dragon/Steel (it has a fucking axe on its face)
>Learns Iron Head (it has a fucking axe on its face)
>Fighting sub type
>Head Smash/Close Combat
>Keen Eye > Sand Force
>115 > 125 attack
That'd be a fun start
>Lightningrod replaces Unburden
>Technician replaces Lightningrod on the mega
>learns Nasty Plot
>learns Fire Blast
>learns Wood Hammer
Alternately,
>learns Geomancy
>nothing else, it is Geomancy
Pity bamp
This thread is cool.
>>32264196
-35 special attack
-15 speed
+30 attack
+25 hp
recover
replace pressure with ironfist/technician
>>32266737
oh and it learns phantom force as well
>>32266737
imagine if it had analytic
hello OU
>>32264196
Origin Pulse Blastoise
>Liquid voice gets a 30% boost
>Gets boomburst
>>32264196
>Pyroar
>Replaces Moxie with Competitive
>+10 in every stat
Give it a mega with Adaptability (to Mirror Glalie's Refrigerate, since it doesn't get any good Normal type move to use with -ate abilities). You can put the mega boosts pretty much anywhere as long as you don't reduce anything. Froslass already has fantastice speed and a awesome offensive typing, even if you don't boost its SpA at all Adaptability is like a free Life Orb most of the time so you can still kill stuff with it.
>>32267118
Shell smash
Shell Smash Torterra
Hidden ability changes to Solid Rock (only in Torterra, Turtwig and Grotle retain Shell Armor)
Can use status moves in the loafing turns.