This is the worst starter ever

>>32260711
You didn't post Meganium? Why?

>>32260711
thats not a delphox

>>32260711
Chesnaught, or Shitnaught as the vast majority of the world population has taken to calling it, is objectively worse.

>>32260722
Meganium is not worst starter, that's why.

No.

Primarina and Incineroar exist.

File: 652.png (152KB, 475x475px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 475x475px

>>32260711
Wrong.

>>32260711
>he didn't post emboar

>>32260758
Decidueye exists too, sadly

>>32260846
>charizard
>top tier
n

>>32260846
Woah.
Totally agree with this. I'd just swich Sceptile and Venusaur.

>>32260711
I can't. You're 100% correct. It's possibly the worst Pokemon of all time, even.

>>32260711
Samurott exists

>>32260846
You're very close to being right - I'd swap meganium and decidueye.

Nevertheless, good opinions friend

>>32260711
>lowest BST of all starters to date
JUST

>>32260846
I got no objection seeing this. Great taste, fampai.

File: 1490706479248.jpg (8KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 236x236px

>>32260711
>Torterra
>Worst starter
> in a world where gen V's and VI's starters exist,

>>32261025
Tru Dat.

File: My Opinions.png (366KB, 1266x1551px) Image search: [Google]

366KB, 1266x1551px

Have to update for the new mons later

File: 2017-04-06-12-58-16-2003313684.jpg (4KB, 144x144px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 144x144px

Sorry but it truly is the ugliest starter

>>32260711
>be op
>wake up every day just to shitpost on /vp/ about how torterra is trash
>get constant ptsd flashbacks to when op got their whole team destroyed by a torterra
>tfw

>>32260830
No.

File: 1491494707466.png (1MB, 1356x1007px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1356x1007px

>>32260846

I fixed it

>>32261209
You need to go back to whatever shithole you hail from, Chesnaughtfag.

>>32261213
The most shallow shit post I've ever seen.

>>32261213
You made it worse, even it it was hard to do

>>32261220
You need to take your shallow ass back from the shithole you came from, Ash-greninjafag.

>>32260711
There is no worst starter, every starter is someone's favorite.

>>32261213
Sceptile, Charizard and Greninja have cool designs but they're pretty weak.

And before you even point out how Greninja has Protean you have to get one in the friend safari to even get one.

>>32261237
Just because worst starters are someone's favorite, doesn't make them less worse.

In fact, those who consider the worst starters their favorites should be looked down upon for their poisonous contrarian attitudes.

>>32260711
>Only Starter beside Swampert who has Earthquake STAB
>Worst starter

Choose one

>>32261237
I think people hate it because of how slow it is, just teach it fucking Rock Polish.

>>32260758
Bingo. These 2 are easily the worst starters ever and they came from the same generation.


Holy shit, hahah

>>32261269
hahaha xD

>>32261275
Did the bait taste good, kid?

>>32261279
nothin personnel.. kid....

>>32261289
Keep up the memes, leddit! You're doing a great job!

>>32261320
thanks 4chin :DD

>>32261325
Good job! Wow!

File: IMG_8882.png (18KB, 140x131px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 140x131px

>>32260711
done

>>32261330
haha OP is a funny guy haha

>>32261231
>he automatically assumes that literally everyone who criticizes Shitnaught even slightly MUST be an Ash-Greninjafag
Insecure much? This is why we consider your kin cancer.

>>32261275
>>32261289
>>32261325
>>32261335
This is how you post properly without restoring to shitty reddit memes.

>>32261334

>>32261343
true dat OP but I now have more (You)s so i won :D

>>32261253
>"Strong pokemon, weak people, that is the only selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should win with their favorites."

Those who consider starters with better designs to be the "best starters" should be shitcanned than the ones who find the worst ones to be the best if that's the only reason they love the starters only for the sake of their unique design.

>>32261337
>So much strawmanning

>>32261353
Here's another (You) for you

I still have more than you in this thread, though, sorry.

>>32261371
samefagging doesn't count

>>32261375
Now I definitely know for sure that you're new to 4chan lol.

>>32261378
lol.

>>32261382
lol

>>32261382
>>32261385
lol

>>32261382
>>32261385
>>32261386
lol

>>32261337
>Anon used Toxic, it's not very effective

File: 1482858967306.png (247KB, 498x657px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 498x657px

>expected autism
>got weaponized shitposting instead
the fuck kind of thread is this?

>>32261419
The usual starter autism thread, basically.

>>32261337
Nah, I just don't like cancerous toxic fucks like you that only love pokemon with better designs and find those starts to be the worst because of how not good their designs and how many weaknesses they have.

You're the kind of people I'd to get their shit wrecked.

>>32261419
It's really sad how desperate people are by defending the gay tiger wrestler and tranny seal.

>>32261434
lol

>>32261434
I fidn these threads to be more opinionated than they are as facts.

>>32261436
lol

File: primarina16.png (1MB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x1500px

>>32261444
>opinions aren't facts
it's 2017, my dude
can we make this a seal thread?

>>32261444
There are 63 posts and 30 posters. It's literal shitposting.

>>32261444
Are you an idiot?

It's an obvious and undeniable, objectively fact that Incineroar and Primarina are the 2 worst starters in pokemon's history. Sorry if it hurts your feelings but its true. If you disagree then you are more than likely a homosexual.

File: condomrailroadollie.png (10KB, 370x229px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 370x229px

>>32261461
You go, owlbro!

>>32261461
Then why did you make the thread about Torterra and not Primarina like you usually do?

>>32261452
Can I get a version of this with Incineroar?

>>32261468
I don't think so. It's pretty average in general. It only looks good in comparison with the other 2.

File: Fixed.png (999KB, 1356x1007px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 1356x1007px

>>32260846
>>32261213
Sigh.
Let me fix that for you two.

>>32261474
Still not great but definitely better than those

>>32261470
I haven't started a thread on 4chan in months, rerard.

Torterra is one of my favorite starters, btw.

>>32261452
No. kys for posting that picture

>>32261474
Where did Emboar and Greninja go, Anon?
You haven't hurt them - have you - Anon!?

>>32261481
>daily Torterra threads
>I haven't started a thread on 4chan in months, rerard.
sure OP

>>32261474
Stupid waifufag.

>>32261470
>rerard
Nice spelling there retard

>>32261474
Most shit taste I've seen all year

>>32261488
I don't know what to tell you but I didn't make this thread. If you want to stay with your dumb opinion, that's fine with me.

>>32261497
Rerard is the correct spelling. I guess you really are a rerard.

>>32261491
>serperior blaziken charizard and samurott aren't top tier
that's not a waifufag

>>32261474
Best ITT, which doesn't mean much since the others are complete shit

File: Fixed.png (1MB, 1809x1007px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1809x1007px

>>32261486
Let's not talk about that, alright?
(I forgot them while moving them around, don't hurt me pls)

>>32261461
>Stating that this whole thread is full of opinions automatically means I'm defending Incineroar and Primarina

Overreacting much? I don't give a fuck how much you hate Incineroar and Primarina with a passion I find this this to be more biased and opinionated in general.

Shortly this thread is a cancer and is nothing but full of shitposts.

>>32261506
>Denies they can't spell retard correctly, must be suffering from severe autism.

File: htk1b48ajuejbgi8jrhw.png (461KB, 800x451px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 800x451px

butt

>>32261520
Then you're wrong. Simple as that. Sorry you have shitty and queer taste in pokemon.

File: 1472174067105.png (260KB, 530x407px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 530x407px

>>32261533
Smug Raichu

>>32261528
Damn you're stupid aren't you?

Rerard is the correct spelling, period.

File: pikachu used struggle.gif (2MB, 540x302px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x302px

>>32261533
What, not the animated version?

>>32261553
Pikachu is fat
FAT

>>32260711
Meganium exists. Yellow human exists. Gatr exists.

File: 1472424463035.jpg (54KB, 680x587px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 680x587px

>>32261553
hot

>>32261535
Sorry you have to be such a swallow Pokefag that just loves to shove your hate down other pokefags asses.

>>32261528
Don't woory anon's just a troll let them be stupid in their own way.

This thread is cancer, delete it now.

>>32261337
>This is why we consider your kin cancer.
So you ARE an Ash-Greninjafag? If anything, Greninjafags are the cancer, not Chesnaughtfags.

File: 1470688012808.jpg (31KB, 500x360px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 500x360px

>>32261586
I'm trying anon I'm trying to get it deleted

File: poke-butt-5.png (185KB, 580x230px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 580x230px

>>32261586
No.
This is now a Pokemon butt thread.

File: 1483777047954.jpg (86KB, 492x305px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 492x305px

>>32261578
>troll
>not trool
step up your shitposting game

>>32261586
why, I'm actually enjoying the stupid shit in this thread

>>32261362
Alright. Lets pit Decidueye against Garchomp and see who wins, Karenfag.

>>32261573
Sorry you were born an useless homosexual this life.

>>32261597
>Decidueye hung on using its Focus Sash!
>Decidueye used HP Ice!
>IT'S A ONE HIT WONDER

File: 4f4ef8cf00b47ef6c5d20d3fa9ee5e8ab67b8088.png (442KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 1280x720px

>>32261594
Definitely an improvement

>>32261597
>>32261604
>252 Atk Garchomp Fire Fang vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Decidueye: 180-214 (60.6 - 72%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Garchomp with better speed, get shot through the ass Deciufags.

>>32261608
I really really doubt HP ice from Decidueye KOs Garchomp

>>32261632
>0- SpA Decidueye Hidden Power Ice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Garchomp: 180-212 (50.2 - 59.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

That's because it can't, they're just biased dumbfucks.

>>32261608
>HP ice
>On a pokemon which has a bigger and more powerful physical movepool

Try coming up with situations that are actually plausible and with sets people actually run please.

>>32261641
252+ SpA Decidueye Hidden Power Ice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Garchomp: 276-328 (77 - 91.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Not even modest with max investment. Garchomp is a bulky motherfucker.

>>32260711
Ok, lets be real here: Meganium is, statistically speaking, the worst starter ever. Runner-up is Decidueye.

Worst fanbase though? Easily Greninjafags and Owlfags.

Imagine being so mad at Decidueye for being average while the other 2 isn't even close to being average, that you're desperately looking for obscure ways to knock it down a peg by doing calcs with a pseudo.

I don't even care about Decidueye, I just think its funny how butthurt some of you guys are.

>>32261604
Anon, are you 13?

>>32261675
It's a Decidueye fag who brought up the scenario where the calcs came in though >>32261608

>>32261678
No but I'm sure there are some other 13 years olds around here you can flirt with though.

File: mawile.jpg (29KB, 403x384px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 403x384px

>>32261687
D A M N
A
M
N

>>32261685
So? Did you guys really get triggered that much from one, shitty post?

Everyone who plays competitive knows Garchomp wins in a 1 on 1 situation 99% of the time.

File: BnlzkhU.jpg (113KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 720x720px

>>32261687

>>32261707
I was just trying to be informative. I even went on my way to say "Garchomp is a bulky motherfucker". Sorry if it offended you that much, Jesus.

File: l2wsc8bxJI1qzp9weo1.jpg (39KB, 400x667px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 400x667px

>>32261594
Which starter's butt is your favourite, /vp/?

>>32261675
That wasn't the point of my original post you fucking ninny. They tried bringing up the speech from Karen back in G/S about how "there's no such thing as weak pokemon. Skilled trainers win with their favorites" but the cold hard facts is that some pokemon are just naturally better than others in almost every regard, hence Garchomp, a statistically good pokemon vs Decidueye, a statistically bad pokemon.

And for the record, Decidueye is actually the worst of the alola starters. The other two aren't particularly spectacular, but they're stats and moves certainly lend themselves to a unique use. Decidueye is just all-around trash.

File: primarina12.png (743KB, 1200x1049px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 1200x1049px

>>32261733
primarina's

>>32261687
Ah, so you are 13. Just too afraid to come out and say it.

>>32261720
You weren't that informative. It's difficult to OHKO any pseduo with Hidden Power without any set up.

>>32261741
>not running choice specs decidueye

>>32261740
Look man, I'm really sorry I'm not 13 and can't satisfy your weird fetishes but thats life sometimes.

>>32261741
I clearly was informative since theat other anon thought HP Ice killed. It's a 4x effective move, so it's pretty reasonable to think it KOs. Heck, even Decidueye holding a Life Orb can with HP Ice, there you go. You calling me triggered is really hypocritical though, as you seem the one on edge here.

>>32261646
I will say that Deciueye can learn Nasty Plot to power up HP Ice but due it's bad speed, Garchomp would finish it off before Decidueye can even OHKO it.

>>32260711
Didn't know it was opposite day today.

>>32261735
>being this mad that Dedicueye has a better design than the gay tiger wrestler and tranny seal

Damn

>>32261750
Look, you can stop trying to be clever now. Your thinly veiled attempts at hiding the fact that you're an underage isn't working.

>>32261753
How am I on edge? You're the one going lengths just to prove HP Ice can't KO Garchomp. That's some tasty projection.

This thread is amazing

This board might hold the lowest amount of intelligence per poster that ive ever come across throughout all my time browsing 4chan

That's some award-winning rabble-rousing, guys, well done

>>32260711
it´s a turtle. Turtles are cool as fuck
It has a three on it`s shell reminding Terry Pratchet. Terry Pratchet is amazing.
It is a solid as fuck pokemon and has a menacing but not edgelord design.
nigga do you even have eyes?

>>32261773
You're really desperate for me to be 13

I knew there was a lot of pedos here but not like this

>>32261765
Yeah we get it, you said your shitty opinion like 4 times already
>>32261775
How am I triggered? As soon as I read that HP Ice KOs Garchomp I checked on the calculator and saw that it didn't. It took me 20 seconds. You started a whole new debate just because of that. It's not like I posted the calc with no context at all. Again, I'm sorry if that was all that offensive to you or anyone else. It wasn't meant to be.

>>32261786
You're definitely triggered lol

A non triggered person wouldn't care enough to write that paragraph

>>32261790
Well, jeez, okay. Talking about projections. I guess I'll just ignore wrong facts next time and let it slide then?

>>32261800
Yes. Finally you're getting the hang of it.

i want to fuck torterra.

>>32261804
Give us the details, Anon.

>>32261803
How is that different from you not letting slide my calc, though? Shouldn't we all stop interacting with each others, going by your logic?

>>32261814
Yes. Finalnd has it right. Its why its the best country by far.

>>32261819
Finland*

>>32261805
ever seen a turtle dick
turtle dicks are pretty big

>>32261840
Oh shit go on

>>32261840
I accidentally ran into a yt video with one once, shit is fucking scary looking

>>32261840
should I google it?

>>32261840
wtf i love torterra now

>>32261965
>falseflagging this hard
When will Owlfags stop trying to make us sealbros look bad?

>>32261671

This.

Decidueye is disappointing and I liked Rowlet.

>>32261965
that is fucking disgusting, who the hell gets off to this shit

>>32260711
>not meganium, delphox or primarina
cease yourself

>>32260737
>You didn't post Meganium? Why?
You didn't post Meganium? Why?

>>32261588
That's "we" as in all of /vp/, idiot.

>>32262031
title says worst, that's why

>>32260830
To be honest this guy is pretty useful in battle and his typing is nice but holy fuck I hate his design so, so much.

>>32260846
This is actually pretty good taste, but I'd swap Meganium and Torterra, and Typhlosion and Blaziken.

>>32262226
It's not even a bad concept, there's just some minor flaws that mess it up
>That stance
>Shell looks less like armor and more like a poncho
>Skinny as fuck

File: Best_taste.png (357KB, 1364x1016px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 1364x1016px

>>32261519
>>32261474
>>32261213
>>32260846
You all have shit taste !!
Here, let me help.

>>32262307
Not my exact choices personally, but I can respect your choices too.

Also, nice to meet a fellow penguinbro.

File: fixed4.png (194KB, 1364x503px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 1364x503px

>>32262307
fixed.

>>32262445
I'm cool with this.