Why is she so perfect, /vp/?

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>>32256963

>>32256963
>she

>>32256963
she learns poison gas

>>32256963
>she

>>32256987
Sorry, but she is exclusively female.
Your anti furfag complains don't work with salazzle.

>>32257000
But there is futa Salazzle porn.

>>32257009
Who gives a shit about your abominations of porn?

>>32257009
and futafags are more obnoxious than furries, or even scatfags, what the fuck are you supposed to be proving?

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I went out of my way to get a shiny Salazzle, and damn, it's worth it. She's so pretty, and she's never lost a fight.

>>32256980
Fuck arbitrary tiers. If you like a Pokemon enough, you can find a way to win.

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When I first saw Salazzle i thought
>they went too far this time

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>>32256963
explain

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>>32257240

>>32257240
>star navel
Nice

>>32257446
PERFECT

>>32256963
She's a disgusting lizard, Anon. Pick May or Cynthia instead.

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>>32257554
>Disgusting
Where do you think you are

>>32257572
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL RAPIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32257776
>frogposter
Hahahaha, ignored and disregarded.

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Post cute lizard wife.

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>>32258296
Truly the best girl.

>>32257074

I can't wait to hit Lv100 with mine to cover the shitty S.Def IVs.

Wish there was a way to Lv100 faster than this.

>>32258572
Use the Poke Pelgeo glitch

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>>32258588

Explain.

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>>32256963
>a bipedal, sexy fire lizard from Monster/Dragon egg groups
Why do you think?

>put penis inside salazzle
>gets burnt to a crisp
>the wound gets infected by poison
>die hours later
I wish it were different...

>>32258671
Didn't Ash touch Nidoqueen without problem several times in the past?
>but muh poison point

>>32258671

You would pass out or die from poisoning before getting near Her vagina due to Her sweet smelling poisonous skin gases.

>>32258692
Animakls can control their poisons easily, dumb faggot.
But I am sure you will claim otherwise because you are probably an anti furfag.

>>32258671
There are MANY Pokemon that can breed with Salazzle. Including Sceptile, one that is weak to both Fire and Poison. If they can do the thing and come in and out just fine, you can too.

>>32258698

Tell a poisonous frog to control the toxins in their skins faggot. Salazzle is stated to have poisonous skin and it likes to lure prey with her pheromones that "even affect pokemon and humans"

Also, Im not an Anti-Furfag, I wouldn't call myself a furfag through and through tho.

>>32258707
You have to release the toxins.

>>32258712

I would release some toxins inside salazzle if you know what I mean.

>>32258730
I actually don't.
Just wanted to ruin your dumb joke.

>>32257000
Not the She Guy But furry are fags ibdon't undertand why this is a Anti-Furfsg thing

>>32257572
>>32257793
Dumb Snek poster

>>32258819
Are you drunk of just fucking retarded and can't even write a coherent sentence

>>32258819
kys inarticulate furfag

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Would you a Salazzle?

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>>32257446

>>32258621
>sexy fire lizard
>sexy
since when is charizard sexy

>>32258614
Not the previous anon but you just need to put the Pokemon you want to train in the pelago (max exp sessions), save the game, set the date to January 31, 23:59, open the game, wait a minute, then open Pelago and all of the exp sessions will be done

>>32259786
Since it became the number 3 most lewded pokemon 20 years ago.

>>32259786
To be fair, he didn't mention Charizard. Everything he said in that post applies to only Salazzle. It's the only sexy fire lizard. Charizard is a Dragon. The fact that you mentioned Zard means that's the first thing that came to your mind when you thought sexy fire type.

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>>32258621
>bipedal
Excuse you, lizard goddess is a quadruped.

>>32260510
It typically stand on two legs and has arms, though. That's almost like calling Infernape or Treecko quadrupedal.

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>>32259551

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>>32260535
She only stands on its hind legs when interacting with you or battling. She's otherwise on all fours, like Salandit.

>>32260641
If you want to consider that quadrupedal, go ahead. If it has hands and I mostly see it on two legs, it's bipedal to me. It can walk on two legs just fine. It's just faster of all four. Like Meowth, Pikachu, Raichu or Treecho etc., all of which I consider bipedal.

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>>32260663
I guess you consider real life monitor lizards bipedal too.

>>32260663
Ok thanks for admitting you are retarded.
In the real world, if it doesn't have shorter frontal legs and can usually walk better in fours than in 2 then it is a quadruped.

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It needs more THICK.

Comic needs longer sequel.

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>>32260740
>turn her into a dinosaur and call it thicc

>>32260753
>Make morbidly obese pics
>LOL THIC
Now you know what I feel

>>32260740
That chibi Salazzle reminds me of Kobold Princess.

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>>32260740
Why did they turn her into a muscley dinosaur?

>>32260769
>this is any better
fatfags need to leave

>>32260768
You are goddamn right.

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>>32260779
Not a fatfag.

>>32260768
Here's more small lizard.

>>32260463
he put up the charizard reaction image, smartass.

>>32259993

Would this ass-rape me if I like using online features?

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>>32260702

>>32256963
>not shiny

Into the trash

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>>32263038
Honestly shiny Salazzle looks perfect. I couldn't have asked for better.

>>32256987
>>32256991
>has

>>32264814
>big

>>32264852
kongs

>>32261195
You can still battle and trade. However, the stalls in Festival Plaza will penalize you for changing the time.

Because of her feminine penis

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>>32266629
Honestly I just drop my Pokemon off in Pelago, give them the beans, and then go do other things with my time that I'm putting off. I just sorta figure "Hey, by the time I get this shit done, they'll be ready".