Sexual Headcanons

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Sexual Headcanons 2017-04-04 12:53:12 Post No. 32240999
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Sexual Headcanons Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:53:12 Post No. 32240999 [Report]

Since Pokémon is largely a sexless game cause it's for kids (to the point they won't even confirm Pokemon are basically doing it when making eggs), and we're all perverts. How about we all share our perverted headcanons we have about the people (or Pokemon) of the Pokeworld.

I'll start: Professor Juniper and Fennel experimented with each other in college.

Now it's your turn.

~~I have no idea what hell I've brought upon this board~~

Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:54:39 Post No.32241005
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:54:39 Post No.32241005 [Report]

>>32240999
the only place this site can go is downwards anon.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:57:59 Post No.32241029
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:57:59 Post No.32241029 [Report]

>>32240999
>human sex
Who gives a fuck? Pokemon are much more interesting in every way.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:58:52 Post No.32241037
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:58:52 Post No.32241037 [Report]

https://pastebin.com/cz7PX8hL
All you'll ever need.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 01:57:09 Post No.32241543
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 01:57:09 Post No.32241543 [Report]

>>32241037
>actually reads whole thing

Just........ wow.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 02:12:34 Post No.32241673
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 02:12:34 Post No.32241673 [Report]

>>32240999
Got any more you fucks?

Anonymous 2017-04-04 03:37:37 Post No.32242341
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 03:37:37 Post No.32242341 [Report]

>>32241037
>He currently lives happily in Cherrygrove City with his devoted partner, a male Raticate.

I stop of read here.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 03:44:13 Post No.32242410
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 03:44:13 Post No.32242410 [Report]

>>32242341
You missed all the good parts

Anonymous 2017-04-04 03:51:06 Post No.32242460
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Wild Primarinas mate with Sailors

Anonymous 2017-04-04 11:47:31 Post No.32244318
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 11:47:31 Post No.32244318 [Report]

Sun and Chicken-Chan wear ~~____diapers.~~

Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:59:01 Post No.32244598
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 12:59:01 Post No.32244598 [Report]

Given their pokedex entries and the dedication required to raise one, its a pretty reasonable assumption that most Gardevoir/Gallade pursue intimate relationships with their trainers.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 04:26:35 Post No.32245606
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 04:26:35 Post No.32245606 [Report]

>>32244318
Let me guess you're the person that always posts Diaper Beam lol.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 04:35:11 Post No.32245676
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 04:35:11 Post No.32245676 [Report]

>>32245606
No, actually.
I don't.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 04:36:15 Post No.32245680
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Mina has had sex in all those secret nooks and crannies in the Poni Canyon.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 07:20:15 Post No.32246906
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Anonymous 2017-04-04 07:20:15 Post No.32246906 [Report]

>>32245680
Well she's a teenage "artist", it natural she would..... experiment.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 10:31:08 Post No.32248235
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Gengar's dick is so huge, it can only exist in another dimension.

There is an entire dimension where every Gengar's dick is just floating around, like a parking garage of giant purple dicks. Very few have seen this dimension, including Burnett.

Anonymous 2017-04-04 10:46:16 Post No.32248322
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>>32248235
>Burnett's face when discovering the realm.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 01:54:53 Post No.32249913
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 01:54:53 Post No.32249913 [Report]

>>32248235
Expand Dong indeed.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:05:13 Post No.32253599
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:05:13 Post No.32253599 [Report]

>>32240999
Nice trips. Anal sex is very common among goodra because they are always lubed.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:11:26 Post No.32253626
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:11:26 Post No.32253626 [Report]

>>32242410
How about they have just grown to mate more with humans in general in their last few generations of becoming domestic and old stories of sailors mating with them.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:24:46 Post No.32253708
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:24:46 Post No.32253708 [Report]

>>32240999
Most pokemon mistake Hitmonchan for a female, which often ends in rape or other kind of violence

Gardevoir is the most popular amongst slave traders

People in west Johto secretly fuck mareep, flaffy and miltank

A scientist in silph co tried mating with a ditto after he failed to clone a mew, but it could only transform into a male. The scientist became gay

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:34:07 Post No.32253748
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:34:07 Post No.32253748 [Report]

>>32253708
Most of those make sense.

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