Waifumon thread
>>32238562
Post Blazikens and Greninjas
Sneasel sneasel~
>>32238642
C U T E
U
T
E
And here comes the 404...
>>32238562
>Waifumon thread
>Proceeds to post a badassmon
What he meant by this?
>>32238698
>one of the Pokémon with the most porn
you fool
>>32238676
is... is there more like this?
Sableye is underrated.
>>32238667
>this faggot again
you are that faggot that tried to get the gardevoir thread 404d yesterday, aren't you?
>>32238698
>Charizard, Zekrom, Mienshao, and Blaziken aren't waifu material
shit taste
>>32238562
Zangoose is a waifumon?
>>32238738
I'm just saying that the odds aren't in your favor, the last few Pokewaifu threads were shitcanned.
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/32209151/#32209151
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/32188340/#32188340
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/32165676/#32165676
>>32238802
>Muk, Barbaracle, and all masculine Pokémon
>waifus
>>32238834
>Anthro
I can hear his footsteps, it won't be long now...
>>32238761
Any pokemon can be one.
>>32238859
>he doesn't have masculine waifus and effeminate husbandos
>>32238761
Don't question these faggots logic
>>32238736
Sableye is best
>>32238878
It's one of the most popular. Probably most of your favorite Pokémon are, since the most populars are normie shit like Lucario and Charizard
>>32238903
>lucario
>normie shit
how far up your own asses can your heads possibly go, as if that word hasn't lost what little meaning it ever had as it is
>>32238802
>All Pokémon can be waifus
Stop promoting this heresy.
>>32238834
>>32238662
wtf im a furry now
>>32239182
They all are
>>32239203
Don't be a furry, Anon.
>>32239214
Too late now I guess. Should I kill myself?
>>32239271
No. You need to quit /vp/ for six months to remove that fetish.
>>32239203
Now when you say you're a furry do you mean you just like the art or do....you roleplay shit/have a fursona/identfy as an animal/dress up in a fur suit/nasty diaper related fetishes
Knowing is half the battle!
>>32239286
>he wasn't a pokephile before coming ot this board
>>32239293
>you roleplay shit/have a fursona/identfy as an animal/dress up in a fur suit/ nasty diaper related fetishes
lmao no, I'd actually kill myself then.It just so happens that some hawt art ends up being of anthro characters and my dick doesn't discriminate
>>32239300
The most pokephile thing I did before coming here was jerk off to an image of gardevoir someone posted in my discord. Hated myself and surrounded myself with people like me to make myself feel better, the usual shit.
>>32239344
Human x Pokemon is heresy. We only use them as pets to kill other pokemons.
>>32239344
That's not watchog. Looks like a rule 63 nick
>>32239367
I find that hard to believe coming from an anon that lurks waifumon threads
>>32239370
>rule 63 Nick
Here you go senpai.
>>32239382
Anon, you need to escape it before it takes over your normie fetish.
>>32239425
I didn't ask for this but sure I'll take it.
>>32239370Damn, I knew I should have drawn the cheeks a bit fatter
>>32238642
cute yuri ship
>>32239470
I wasn't complaining. Looks good
>>32239505
Thanks
>>32239203
Everyone in /vp/ is a closet furry, don't worry. Here, have the Pokemon king of furries.
>>32239633
queen*
>>32239710
which one anon
>>32239714
both
>>32239727
>both
>TWO waifus
Femtwo a cute
>>32238562
zangoose is thicc
>>32239860
Indeed.
>not posting the queen of waifus
It's like you all have shit taste or something.
superior waifu.
>>32240132
>pokefu is both taller and heavier than you are
>>32240892
suace?
>>32238562
Tasteless plebeian.
>>32240962
I imagine that's on e621
>>32241076
it is, as is almost everything else
>>32241123
you sure? I could just be blind, but I'm not seeing it
>>32241229
someone just put the source on the pokephilia thread
>>32239633
>closet
>>32241537
why the fuck would someone do this to Mesprit
>>32241537
kys
>>32241604
More?
I want to...
Post uncommon waifus
look at this little devil
>>32238761
All you need is love.
>>32241537
Cute!
>>32241548
Clearly, it does something for that Mesprit.
>>32243125
mesprit wouldn't be this much of a deviant
>>32243146
Not yours. Maybe this one, though. There are countless dimensions in Pokemon.
>>32243099
That picture is certainly little.
>>32242571
Kommo-o is best gad waifu
>>32238562
Top tier N U T
>>32244575
N U T?
Eeveelutions a best. Also good taste OP.
>>32244720
I bet they taste good too
>>32238568
Snivy line is best waifu line
>>32238736
>>32238895
>>32243099
but sableye is tiny though
>>32245807
>not wanting a tiny waifu that can ride on your shoulders.
>>32246081
but how could you fug
>>32246162
Ghost types can make part of their body incorporeal while keeping other parts solid, allowing for large insertions.
>>32246189
it still sounds uncomfortable
>>32244604
I T ' S T H E
>>32240132
Long live Tsareena, Queen of Pokémon Wold
Long live Tsareena, Queen of Pokémon World
Oh, all heed Tsareena, Queen of Pokémon World
All heed Tsareena, Queen of Pokémon World
All heed Tsareena
All heed Tsareena, Queen!
>>32246741
>>32244604
Shack?
>>32242571
Kommo-O was bred for sex.
Gardevoir is unironically my waifu.
>>32245762
Sauce?
Who here waifus pokemon that used to be your bros?
>>32249184
me, pic related
>>32244720
sauce??
>>32244575
God tier taste anon
Absol is waifu for laifu
Top giraffe
>>32249198
I don't know why, but I love Serperior fags. Serperior is really cuddly just like Absol I suppose
>>32240318
Why did the japanese kids hate it again?
Shaymin is a best.
>>32238562
Artist please
>>32245762
>>32248868
https://nijie.info/view.php?id=208795
https://pic04.nijie.info/nijie_picture/4255_20170331234531_0.jpg
>>32250341
Thanks, mate.
>>32250346
no prob, friend
>>32242161
I like this fish
>>32249947
Top tier taste
>>32250418
I like that series of images where a school of these is interested in anon's hot body
>>32250774
link?
>>32244575
>>32249896
>>32250148
Which of you is THE Absolfag?
>>32251363
yes.
i want to sink my face into her chest fluff so i can finally escape my insomnia
>>32252710
Same
>>32252710better than regular ninetales desu
>>32241680
Want to what?
>>32250168
Because Japs have shit taste now add being kids and their irredeemable.
>>32238562
SEAL
WIFE
>>32250168
>>32256256
>Japanese hates Zoroark
>it's one of their favorite Gen. 5 Pokemon
???
>>32256740
What's number 1?
>>32246162
You've never wanted to take total control of sex, essentially consensual rape, jam your cock into her tight pussy, whilst she feels totally at your mercy as you press your cock into her folds, opening her up in ways she never dreamed taking both of you to a place of bliss and feeling each others bodies and how this is what it feels like to be connected?
>>32256944
>>32257068
Based chandelier waifu
>>32257068
Good taste tbch
Source?
>>32256612
please tell me there's more
>>32257975
it was a delivery from a /trash/ drawthread, it's not part of a doujin or anything
>>32257985
well shit
thanks though
There is no better thing than waifu Glaceon...
Claiming best Fakemon waifu.
I'm claiming this thicc princess for myself
>>32258183
claiming real best fakemon waifu
>>32258373
>implying
>>32258373
What is that abomination?
>>32258187
>no good porn
reeeee
>>32260243
I know that feel bro
>>32258187
Yas
>>32260243
Maybe I'm just not as picky, but miltank has some good stuff.
Low key best wife.
Low key bestslut.
>>32262210
I agree, Calem is best pokewaifu
>>32257068
Wow I didn't expect that people loved Chandelure that much.
No one posted the sharp waifu yet
So i'll claim her
>>32264485
Well, it did get in Pokken.
>You will never experiement true love and a real relationship with your pokewaifu
Claimed please
>>32241680
>Not only Latias is top waifu material, Latios is top Husbando material to girls aswell.
>So overpowered that gamefreak had to nerf them 5 TIMES, with shitty megaevolutions, fairy types, and even nerfing the Soul Dew.
>Still viable in Showdown despite all the nerfs.
>Calm mind, Recover, and Substitute turn Latias in a tank monster that only Tyranitar, Xerneas, Latios and Rayquaza can cripple.
>Wincest is legal when they take over
>Not all Lati are even siblings
>Can lower their speed to 80 during battle to raise all the other stats, and then fly across hoenn in 15 seconds outside of battle. That's Mach 3 speed.
>Can talk human language with telepathy, know your emotions, share their sight with you, turn invisible, fly you anywhere, make you invulnerable for few seconds, do chores, and fucking cook for you.
>Latios turns in a fucking car when using Luster purge.
>Bitches be huggin all over your Lati's 3 ft long neck
>Wingblanket
>Lati paws are ranked 4th on softness tier.
>They can even help you finding a job
>Finding a fucking job
>Mfw nobody accepts Latias and Latios as their only Waifu and Husbando
>>32267647
Sorry anon, some people might be degenerate, but not enough to be romantically attracted to a fictional anthro plane.
>>32265970
True.
Who is the best ghost waifu and why is it Mismagius?
>>32269143
>Implyinggreat taste anyways
>>32269149
dammit, I can't believe I fucked up twice
>>32269149
>>32269154
so which one is it?
both are good taste though
>>32269167
the ghost one of course, that was the point of the post originally
>tfw no femcario
>>32269154
>Tfw victini arouses you but you feel bad for thinking of it as something for sexual
>>32267647
>Can lower their speed to 80 during battle to raise all the other stats
What move is this?
>>32269149
Lunala is male tho
>>32270958
>he thinks Lunala is male
Do you people have troubles trying to play the game normally after fapping so much to pokemon? like it gets a little weird to not see them as sexual creatures after fapping for so long again.
>>32270988
No. If I'm playing the game waifu faggotry is checked at the door.
>>32271002
But how do you avoid being at least a little turned on when you are hatching eggs? it is quite hard to do so.
>>32270988
tbqh when I play I only use waifumons and pretend they're my traveling harem.
>>32271008
Eugenics doesn't turn me on
>>32271104
>Your literal team having hot explosive sex like crazy while you hatch their offspring
>Not remotely arousing
You are weird
>>32267647
best taste on the entire board
>>32267647
>You'll never have a threesome with Latios and Latias
Sometimes I wonder how I haven't killed myself
>>32267647
The only good thing coming from that guy was the Goodra pic.
>>32271320
His work is nice when he doesn't use that disgusting shading style he almost always uses.
>>32258187
>>32260243
God Tier taste.
Also, my family.
>>32271086
You see this guy knows what's up
I'm a sucker for hips and thighs.
>>32271457
Cute!
>>32271446
Goodra is underrated
>>32271469
I feel so old when people don't remember Slugfucker
>>32271502
Goodra is underrated because of slugfucker.
Goodra still carries a stigma on /vp/ so it mostly gets hate.
>>32271522
Underrated in /vp/
But has good porn
>>32271528
Yes
>>32239286
Does this really work?
asking for a friend
>>32271614
No. Quite simply, your lust for pokepuss will only grow and fester until you can no longer control it and end up twice the degenerate you were before.
>>32238662
In sumo dex entry its implied humans kill sneasel like rodents
>>32271624
Not everybody is the same, but yes,
I fap usually 3 times a day, so when I tried to stop it physically hurt.
It is a torment, so I suggest you just limit it instead of cutting it completely.
>>32271614
>For a friend
Yeah sure.
Stop being furfags.
>>32271657
>>32271668
>>32271669
Stop defying me
>>32271696
I serve no gods or kings
>>32271696
Can this be considered avatarfagging?
>>32271708
It's a meme you dip.
>furfags in charge of taking a joke
>>32271736
>he doesn't know that any posters worth giving a shit about crosspost on /trash/
>>32271624
Do you speak from experience?
>>32271652I've actually been trying to get rid of this fetish, I haven't jerked off to furry porn for a while now. It's definitely still there, but I feel like it's gotten milder. I haven't used /vp/ much either since I started, I just check in on weekends sometimes.I'll probably give up after a while if I don't make much more progress.
>>32271798
>Do you speak from experience?
Yes
>>32271798
Same here.
But it is really fucking hard to stop.
I fap tosmall horseotherwise, but want to stop the furshit.
Anime girls are boring though.
>>32271951
>I fap to small horse otherwise,
As in, hasbro small horse?
>>32271951
why not just fap to both, expand your almonds
>>32271966
I just want to stop. I don't want to be addicted.
>>32271986
>I don't want to be addicted.
how many times are you going at it if that's a problem?
>>32271965
Yes
>>32271994
Sometimes 8 times a day.
I don't want it to control my life.
>>32272000
>8 times a day
you honestly have a bigger problem than what you choose to get off to, it's rare for me to go at it more than once or twice a day, you should really see a doctor about it your masturbatory habits are interfering with your life
>>32272014
Well not really but yeah i fap too much
My Father literally closed brothels just to fuck all day
So I'll be fine anon
I just want to control it better
>>32272026
if you are going at it 8 times a day, you are already addicted, you need medical intervention
>>32257047
>consensual rape
>>32272036
But it is not everyday
Just when I am extremely horny
I want a pokemon with a big butt to squish me under it
>>32272053
And you still don't see a problem with that? most I can go is three, any more than that is painful, and I usually only go to three one or two times a month
>>32272098
Maybe you got a low libido
Last psychologist anon I talked too said 5 was a bit too much
But he said it was not a problem as long as it didn't hurt
It doesn't hurt, if it does I immediately stop
>>32271798
well if you do give up you have a backlog of new porn waiting for you
>>32272129
I don't have a low libido by any means, but from your posts, it sounds like you hardly get any enjoyment out of it and it feels like a chore, sexy funtime is supposed to feel good, not like a drag
RATE MY WIFE!!
>>32238736
anthro egg group so you can secks
ghost type so you cant
>>32272187
Nah I usually cum and feel nice, don't worry
I just have a high libido and don't want it to get out of control.
I mean, I don't just fap at random in public places.
awwwwww yea
>>32270958
Lunala is cannonically female only
but that reference is great anyways
I expected her to be a slut, I was was wrong.
>>32271624
wait, so if abstinence can't remove the furry problem, what can?
>>32273415
Maybe a monastery or somehow cutting your porn and internet access following a period of massive mental pain of abstinence.
But in such a way you literally are forced agaisn't your will to drop all of it,not like "lol just on fridays, i swear"
Like if it was a drug.
>>32270931
I don't.
>>32274329
I feel bad but I still love to drop my seed.
Fuck.
>>32274329
pixie mons are HOT
>>32271086
/Thread
>>32271133
>>32271446
Tbqh latias is my true waifumon and goodra is my bestfriendmon but goodra's not getting enough love in this thread
>>32276176
Goodra gets too much love in the first place. It's just a more degenerate version of Dragonite, the original thigh monster.
>>32272193
calling the cops/10
>>32274850
This guy knows what's up! How am I supposed to pick just ONE? I would do all of them.
>>32277573
I pick this qt.
>>32274269
>She's considering spreading her legs for Empoleon
>>32277573
pick one to pick them all
Furfrou is cute
>>32279771
>anthro
You deserve that ban
>>32239801
Indeed
>>32270922
>tfw no face
>>Browsing /vp/
>>Not being a furry.
Pick one
Also, pic related.
>>32281648
both?
>>32284623
That's literally all I have left now that they keep retconning everything
end my suffering. I don't want to live on this tainted Earth anymore.
>>32284623
sauce
>>32284717
what?
>>32284814
He doesn't get that endless AUs mean literally everything is canon
>>32284632
Vulpix is daughteru
>>32285599
Full?
>>32285607
this 100%
Check me out, I'm unoriginal.
It's true, though. I love it.
>waifumon thread up for an entire week
what is this sorcery
>>32238562
Garchomp is best waifu.
>>32279735
>>32287388
best husbando you mean
>>32287388
Why is he so perfect?
>>32286732
Awful art style
Noodle waifus are best waifus
>>32291202
yes
>>32271086
This right here
>>32279735
>>32288962
furfrou is such an iffy pokemon for me, it's literally just a dog.
>>32292364
dogs aren't sapient
>>32292381
This
>>32270988
my team are my friends whom I love and cherish, they are not for fug
it's as simple as that
>>32292524
>not having a team of six waifus that you fug
You're missing out desu
>>32292537
>six waifus
>>32292565
>he can't create a team of battlespot viable waifus
step up your fucking game
>>32292577
I don't think you understand me, having more than one waifu will ruin your lifu
>>32292604
i have 5 and nothing bad has happened so far
>>32292604
I still only have one (1) waifu, the other five are just pokemon I fap to sometimes.
>>32292577
"8/8 is swallowing day, right? Is not it a day when I can see many pictures of Mistress?"
>>32291383
"Mgphhhh..."
*Om nom*
"The hell is this?"
>>32292678
>Is not it a day when I can see many pictures of Mistress?
what did he mean by this?
>>32292699
The kanji itself (妾) is translated literally. Maybe they're referring to their Trainer?I dunno, okay? I just translate it.
>>32286796
>>32286796
as long as you don't shit on others for not liking your waifu and claiming you're no degenerate then it's alright. Lilligant is cute
>you will never have a team of waifu's competing to make you like them over all the others
seal wife
i dont fuck pokemon
>>32293543
k thanks for posting
>>32292936
Feels bad man
>other threads about pokefucking are pruned
>this one stays up
what is wrong with the mods
>>32293543
>implying you need to in order to have a waifumon
>>32285599
more
>>32295439
>waifu != for fug
I want to grope Primarina's Primarinas!
>>32238562
>Everyone posting shit tier pokewaifus
>Not a single person with the only true waifu
It's like you don't even want to raise a family with your loving waifu.
>>32292957
>tfw no taller pokemon to pick me up and carry to bed
i want to hug and snug my snek
>>32296472
Having a waifu you only love because she can become someone else is messed up.
>>32277573
They're all so thicc I can't pick
>>32239710
Thanks anon, that brings back some good memories. Comforting.
>>32296472
your waifu is a whore that will fuck anything
>>32238562
If anyone happens to have the full pic i would greatly appreciate it
>>32299837
Looks like kajinchu's work
>>32299854
I've been to his art page but didn't see it
>>32286796
>pic
too cute
TOO CUTE
SPOILER THAT CRAP M8
>>32299331
you see this means she'll fuck even me
>>32242571
Why do they all have long fucking arms?
>>32300758
come on now, archeops isn't THAT fat
"I love you Lunala, you're such a cute."
Lunala:MAHIIIIINA PEAAAAAA
>>32291030
>>32291016
She's best waifu.
>>32302430
Lunala has no good lewds and that makes me sad.
>>32304528
Not many people are into tarps and trampolines. Most of her lewds are anthro because her body being only a thin disc isn't much to work with.
>>32300758
That's a pretty cute pic.
>>32249947
Someone post the gif
>>32302837
is garchomp the best pseudo-legendary waifu?
last for femtwo best waifu
>>32309241
Femtwo > Original Mewtwo
>>32307607
>fit
>relatively strong despite power creep over the years
>bipedal
Garchomp is the best
it was a good run
rip comfy thread
>>32310444
>that image