This is Alola's first Champion. Say something nice to him.

>>32232242
You're a faggot

>>32232242
>him

>>32232242
I want him.

I don't know what I wanted when I made this thread, but it sure wasn't roleplaying. Please make it stop.

>>32232335
>makes a shitpost thread
>gets upset that the thread gets shitposts

You brought this on yourself dumbass.

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>>32232242
He's cute. He has a cute belly and cute armpits. He's also delicious, so that makes it even better.

>>32232361
Hau is Sun's friend. Please don't call him a fat loser, even if he actually is a fat loser.

>>32232335
Literally the only thing this thread exists for is shitposting. Don't be surprised when people shitpost.

>>32232242
I love you

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>>32232353
anon why are you insisting on giving me a boner?

>>32232242
Nice feet, slut.

>>32232242
You're the best Primarina's lover

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He is strong. He is cute. He is Pokemon Sun.

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>>32232242
I ship you with Hau.

>>32235751
But why? For what purpose? Hau is only bullying and Gladion. Nothing more.

>>32232242
Alola's first-ever champion being from kanto is kinda sad really.
is everyone in alola super weak or something?

>>32232242
He has the tightest boipussi out of all the main pokebois.

>>32236034
Because I like it. I just think this ship's cute.

>>32236301
Nah, just slow.

>>32232242
Not canon.

>>32236853
Why would you be mean in a thread asking you to be nice?

>>32236951
That was nice enough, wasn't it?

>>32236978
You're telling him he doesn't exist. That isn't nice, anon. Anyone told that would feel sad.

>>32232242
You're pretty cool. From all the porn I've seen, you're a pimp.

He couldnt do it with a pokemon with a 640bst. What makes you think he can do it with a team of shitmon starters and an eternally nerfed pikachu. Jesse's Mimikyu has a better chance of winning the alola league.

>>32232242
look at this shota boipussy man

>>32237093
He doesn't though. It's a video game character.

>>32232242
nice Yeezies

>>32232242
he is also Lillie's stepfather!

>>32232242
GAY!