We missed last week's thread. Post noodles.
You wake up one day and see pic related. What do you do?
>>32229974
SealSaturday literally steals your spotlight
>>32230133
Has science gone too far?
>Comfy snek threads will never gain as much traction as the other weeklies
Why
>>32229974
I miss when these threads were more active
>>32229995
I like both
>>32229995
Not-asshole Sealfag here to balance things out
>>32233188milotic is still the better ship, not that seal on snake is bad
>>32233221
I can't disagree, Milotic and Serperior are made for each other
>>32233221
This
>>32233886
I want to attach fridge magnets onto Steelix
>>32234009
>Zangoose unleashes its full-force Z-Move!
>Supersonic Skystrike!
>>32233029
it had its time
What do you think shefeelslike?
I bet she's really smooth, like a dolphin.
>>32239331
fishy
>>32239331
like a goddess
>>32239331
I imagine a Milotic would feel smooth and soft except for the end of the tail, which has hard scales.
The real question is: what are those hair/arm things on the head? Are they actually made of hair, or are they more like fins?
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>>32240769
What if serperior still has her legs?
>>32240775
she is defective and should be euthanized
i want to be a snek and make a family with another snek
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>>32241663
my heart
>>32242074
Here, have this too
I assume this is supposed to be an epilogue or something
>>32239331
Silky and smooth.
>>32239331
slimy
>>32239331I regularly fantasize about how silky and warm it would be to sleep in those coils.
>Mfw no Mega Snake
>>32247907
>what is Mega Steelix?
>>32247941
That's a Sneak? Damn
Can Milotic use her fins as arms? Or are they more like hair?
>>32250230
if fanart is anything to go by, yesI want her to give me a fin job so fucking badly
>>32229995
Can seals and sneks coexist in peace?
>>32251207
Of course
>>32251207
I will do my best to partecipate in threads dedicated to both, I love them
>>32251207
Sure, Saturday for Seals and Sunday for Sneks
>>32246753
its an aquatic animal
its an aquatic snek
its body isn't covered in scales, only partially
it must have a thick mucus covering its skin so its doesn't dry out
>>32254659
would get trashed with and then get trashed by in bed after a romantic dinner
>>32247953
Yes it's a fucking snake it's called a "Iron Snake", so it's 10 fucking times the snake Milotic will ever be you retarded inbred subhuman piece of shit. Fucking retard, did the constant Serperior/Milotic spam every thread make you forget there are snake pokemon in the game you delusional waifufaggot piece of scumshit bitch?
>>32255279
are you feeling alright? I always thought the theme of these threads were longmons, so milotic being a long oarfish was always fine
>>32255279
Imagine being this assblasted
>>32254676I would actually be fine with this
Cursed image
Milotic is foreating