A Useless Pokedex

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>Flygon was popular and well liked until around 10 years ago. No one is entirely sure why it faded into obscurity.

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>Porygon-Z
Recently, children found that Porygon-Z can be used to glitch their mobile games. Porygon-Z, however, becomes even more glitched due to this so essentially both the pokemon and the games become corrupted

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While alive, it allows it's trusted trainer to move it around, despite it's tremendous mass. It is said something terrible might happen if dropped.

>Cubchoo
>the secretion running in its nose is said to be actually hot and it was once used by some birds to keep its nests warm.

>>32227935
Like, exploding Earth?

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Koffing's Red and Blue Pokedex entries says: because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.
Learns explosion at level 48

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>>32228020
It learns CONTROLLED exploding at level 48. Before that it could go of randomly, but having it battle for you allows it to release these gasses, preventing buildup.

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>While mostly incapable of human speech, Shelgon has been known to utter the phrase "bazinga" at times. Whenever it does this, a wave of Pokemon laughter can be heard from beyond.

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Originally found in Kanto it went extinct because industrialization of Vernilion City led to getting rid of all of the Mossy Rocks around the area

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Wow, this thread is pretty autistic
Not that I mind

>It swarms for hunting but also for safety. Carvanha knows that it does not have to outswim a predator, merely its companions

>>32228093
kek

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>Nidoking's used to be revered as a powerful and unstoppable menace, but ever since more pokemon were discovered, it was concluded that nidokings were generally all bark and no bite when compared to such terrors as tyrannitar.

>>32229333
>Nidoking used double-kick!
>Tyranitar fainted!

>Sealeo

Sealeo's whiskers are very sensitive and a Sealeo doesn't like having them touched.

>Zoroark

If a Zoroark spots a wild Dragonite walking around by himself it will turn into a diaper for him to wear.

>>32228093
>Shelgon can now move as fast as you can! (-・ˇˇ・-)

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Though its mystical abilities can purify bodies of water it is said that children who drink the water can develop autism.

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Whenever a murder of Honchkrow and Murkrow are stupid enough to try to fight Machamp, their main weakness, Machop always helps beating Murkrow while Machamp beats the Honchkrow.

Also, nutrients, Indian elephant, and outrageous hyperbole.

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Many believe that if you see a Hypno in your dreams that one has watched you while you slept

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>Fearow

These hardy birds of prey have developed particularly rough, coarse feathers. This makes Fearow unpleasant to the touch, and may be cause for the species' unpopularity among trainers.

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Kricketune's facial hair is actually a solid piece of chitin. If a piece is removed the pokemon will slowly die.

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Bastiodon resonates at a slightly flat C if you hit it in the face hard enough.

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Roserade's left roses aren't actually blue, as it is genetically impossible. They are actually closer to a pale skin tone, seeming blue only due to the sheer mass of veins running through each petal.

>>32230436
>Dark/Flying
>Weak to fighting

>Honchkrow used Brave Bird!

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Graveler typically tends to isolate itself upon evolving from Geodude. It is known to take great interest in the Muhammadan culture.

>>32227759
Shellos' HGSS entry and Kyurem's White entry still piss me off.

>>32230093
>Earthquake

>>32230955
>Protect

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>>32230985
>needing Protect in the first place

Palpitoad is known for its loud and distinctive buzzing cries. For this reason, attempts at marketing the Pokémon as a vibrator have proved largely unsuccessful.

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>This Pokemon can generate enough energy to increase global temperatures. How this doesn't destroy all earth life is a mystery.

>There are various ancient scribes depicting Reshiram taking loving care of its trainer.

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Despite many trainers owning this Pokemon very few of them have the terms of service.

Ribombee
>Researchers have noticed male Ribombee making strange sounds around humans. They have concluded that the Ribombee are asking the humans if they are interested in jazz music.

>>32230955
trannytitar wouldnt even manage to fart before nidoking wrecks him with that speed

>>32230832
Honchkrow is weak to Machamp

Cradily
>thought to have been extinct for thousands of years, the recent revival of this pokemon shows that it's 8 petals secrete a white ooze from their tips

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>Its Internet and Cable services are used by many, but hurricanes and rain are known to take it out in a single blow

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Panpour spents its days in coconut trees throwing coconuts onto the beach. It is known to observe Wailords breaching. It is a lazy sailor.

>Bisharp are often sought out by aspiring young Trainers for their surprising intelligence and cunning in battle. They are also known to be nihilistic and display a wicked sense of humour.

>>32227759
>Zorua
You can always tell it is a disguised Zorua if they're favorite meal is tofu.

>>32227759
>Magearna
Unlike most Pokemon, Magearna is not truly alive. Despite this, Magearna is able to feel lustful towards its trainer after a hard working battle and ask its trainer to repair it.

>>32227759
>Palossand
>A Palossand's temperament is directly tied to the builder of its final form. If a Palossand chooses an unusually strong willed victim to build it, it may be forced into a form and demeanor entirely different to that of a regular Palossand.

Alternate
>Occasionally colonies of Sandygast are unwittingly shipped around the world with sand bound for gardens and children's sandboxes. These strays tend to have unnaturally happy lives for time, but cruelly their caretakers are almost always very old or very young. Some say the bones found under Palossand nests are treasured keepsakes of their former friends.

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A few years ago, a Pokémon researcher discovered that Zubat's poison sacs resemble the eyes of its evolutions. Perhaps it sacrificed sight for venom?

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Scientists have speculated that the energy and souls it absorbs is expelled trillions of light years away through a wormhole inside it's body. It was regarded as a mythological creature 2,500 years ago.

Like most Pokémon, attempts have been made to teach Sableye human speech without side effects. While possessing adeptitude enough to keep their moves, they seem to suffer linguistic outbursts similar to Tourette's Syndrome.

>>32230460
Jesus

>>32230460
This legit sounds like one that would be used in a game. Nice.

>>32227759
>Hoppip
>Hoppips are rarely seen eating. They simply wait for a big gust of wind to blow them away. When being blown around, they keep their mouths open to eat airborne pollen.

>>32227947
Like Gen VII Kanto remakes. With FRLG content cut and cerulean cave reduced to a single room with mewtwo right in front of you

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>>32230431
Kek

>Tsareena
>Tsareenas have been known to increase their height by up to 3 inches by stretching. Due to the amount of stretching needed, this seeming advantage is more used as a formality for special occasions.

>>32230431
>eusine's backstory

>>32230323
could be proben or disproven in pokemon amie/refresh

>>32232420
>252 Atk Life Orb Nidoking Double Kick (2 hits) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 270-322 (78.9 - 94.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Nidoking: 456-538 (150.4 - 177.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

checkmate

>>32232517
>4x flying weakness
kek

>ariados
Ariodos's venom is so potent it has been known to knock out an Indian elephant within eight minutes after just one bite

>Mew
>This Pokemon is capable of learning any move taught through external means such as TMs or move tutors. However, it is unable to use level-up moves such as Crabhammer.

>>32227919
>becomes even more glitched due to this so essentially both the pokemon and the games become corrupted
I'd love to see Porygon-Mobile. Moves don't use PP but you have to watch an ad after every turn.

>>32228135
eevees aren't native to kanto though

>Golem
>According to legend, Graveler loathed its ugly face, and decided to trade its arms for Machoke's face. As a result, the two evolve by trading to this very day.

Heliolisk can be used for the rest of the best thing ever when the time to go back to sleep in my room is so much better than a week ago.

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There have been sightings of this pokemon at depths of 3 kilometers below the earth's surface.

>>32230518
this is retarded