/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

Chansey 100% 32.93349363140403, -116.99917664655501 lv4 cp153 Zen Headbutt/Hyper Beam Expires: 10:37:25 831GUY pokemon @everyone

12 min lads

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woah

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Throw this up cause OP deleted the link a few days ago

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>>32221548
>OP deleted the link a few days ago

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Pokemon you've seen/caught in the wild
Why is Tangela so rare? I've hatched two but never ever seen a single one in the wild.

>>32221542
Link to site?

>>32221571
Rhydon should be blue, I've actually seen 3 but every time I've been on the bus and unable to reach it lel

>>32221542
That's nothing. I'm lv 32 now and I says 4 years kek
But I think during summer I'm going to catch legions of pidgeys and pop many lucky eggs to make things go faster.

>>32221577
Move his >>32221563 arrows down 3 links and you'll see it

>>32221588
Ah cheers

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meh probably not worth it. I'll check map for ivs / moves

>>32221636
>come out of gym with buddy
>open up PoGo to a Donphan
>buddy sees it and opens up his to catch it (doesn't play anymore but still brings it out if there's something good)
>loading screen takes so long for him it despawned
>I had already caught it
toppu kekku

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>>32221636
Fuck it, I'll bite

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Waiting till April 16th to do anything.
Easter event has to be cool

>>32221754
Got 9/9 10k eggs, but I'm hatching one of them right now. It's a waste to stop hatching anything

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>>32221652
damn that sucks. I was worried it may despawn while i was logging into my gf's account to catch

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>>32221843
Snapped a funny pic when i logged into my gf's account (whenever you sign out and in it defaults to AR mode)

>evolve a seel
>Dewgong with Iron Tail
What for

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Nick's Neck

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There's a fat chick that just sits in the park spoofing and observes me walking around while I play Pokemon Go.

Why even leave the house if you're just going to spoof?

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>>32221885
She wants to believe she's not what she is


Anyone else ever severe gps drift during the day? I get back to my apt and it sends me into Lake Michigan

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>this autistic April fool's joke that Silph road is doing

What a treat, travelers!

>>32221907
I don't even get it

>>32221548

>Rhydon
>not Vape

>Gyarados
>not Jolteon

What the flying fuck am I reading

>>32221905
I haven't been drifting a lot now. Even in my university where it used to be literally instant teleportation from place to place.

They've fixed a lot of things. The app doesn't crash when I'm listening to music anymore either. That's nice.

>>32221913
They're pretending they were taken over by Team Rocket and there's some half-baked ARG-style game to try and free them. It's every bit as autismal as it sounds, traveler.

>>32221934
>anything I don't like is autistic

Remember that Pokemon is for kids, first and foremost.

>>32221920
Grass resists mudslap, yes vaporeon works but its much slower than Starmie

Magneton resists and dragon moves from Gyarados and Lanturn has like 160 HP @ 1330 cp

>>32221920
Vaporeon's CP cap is too high. The grass mons do the job better.

>>32221934
Why were you on thesilphroad?


Google Gnome wasnt that funny desu

>it's an autistic LARP episode
totally worth the $1000 :^)

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>>32221968
What does LARP stand for?

>>32221979
Live Action Role Play.

It's like playing a tabletop RPG, only you're actually acting as your character.

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>>32221979

>>32221979
I was talking about his patreon, he claims to remove the ads from one video per month for every $1000 he gets

>>32221986
Sounds better than the last nick vid i watched where i turned off after 10 seconds of traffic footage

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>>32222003
Yeah idt he's ever followed through with it though

>>32221920
Double Electric Lanturn is the best Electric type in the game
It's doubly as bulky as Jolteon and resists Water moves

I've not used Ampharos so I don't know the comparison, but it's got tough competition if it wants to beat Lanturn

Although that said
>Fighting types vs Blissey
Haha enjoy Zen Headbutt/Psychic
The most effective I've had a prestiger vs Blissey is Wigglytuff, it's bulky enough to stay on the field the entire time without needing to dodge any quick moves, and a 1500 Wiggler can take down a 2700 Blissey

>>32221854
To cut rocks

>>32222006
Admittedly, there's a fine line between LARP and autism.

What you witnessed was the latter.

>have scyther and kabuto nest in my city
Cozy feeling

>>32222016
No you didnt time out with wigglytuff

2250 cp alakazam with confusion focus blast can bring a 2800 DG blissey to its knees, usually 20% health of blissey with 45 seconds left to be finisher off by another mon

My spoofing account has a 100% alakazam with those moves and i use it to train up gyms against its blisseys all the time

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>>32221542
:^)

>>32222042
>No you didnt time out with wigglytuff
What

My Wigglers do me wonders when I prestige, even against Blissey, sure it comes down to the wire but you can still do it in the time limit easily

>>32222016
I can confirm Lanturn is a god send against Gyarados, especially now that HP doesn't give you any time to dodge. That's a dead sentence to Jolteon unfortunately.

>>32221542
YOU ARE MAKING:
14022 XP / DAY

YOU WILL REACH LEVEL 40 IN
3 YEARS
(OR 1159 DAYS)

>barely quarter the XP to Lv40
wew

>>32222042
>prestiging with a 2000+CP Pokemon
I'll take the Wigglytuffs thanks

>>32222058
I forgot 'way'
No way you didnt time out using a wigglytuff

>>32222060
Yeah i failed to dodge dragon pulse and was shocked i not only didnt die by but with 20% health left was able to kill the gyarados. CB/TB tfw. Thunder is lackluster but most of my lanturns that have double electric have it

Magneton is still mandatory when it has DT

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>>32222068

>get 800 prestige points for attacking with a 2000 CP pokemon against a 2400 CP pokemon
>get 1k prestige points for attacking with a pokemon with half the CP of the defending pokemon

hrm....

I like casuals, it makes my job easier.

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>>32222078
I can take a screenshot next time I do it
I was as surprised as you, but I tanked a 2500 Snorlax in short time, so I figured I'd actually try and defeat the Blissey next in line rather than just quitting when I got to her
It does take about 90 seconds, but it's possible as long as you don't lag out or fuck up a Charge attack dodge

Here is one of my Wigglers

>>32222068
Blissey + 6 pokemon after it = 4.5k prestige. I'll take it over getting your impossible 1k a go

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>>32222222

>>32222121
What sort of Gym has 6 Pokemon above a Blissey
It's either a stacked as fuck gym, or the Blissey isn't strong enough to be worth even making a fuss about

Fuck i cant find my iphone so you guys get this

#12 Unown -37.753787, 144.920366 IV46 [/Struggle] (27:31)

>>32222107
I only have two Lanturns because I'm too autistic and will only evolve those above 82%. I have enough candies for 4 more.
Still only have WG/TB and CB/, both do great against any kind of Gyaradoses.

>>32221548
Nice to see Lanturn can be a good electric attacker. I caught a perfect-IV Chinchou during the water rate-up, and was wondering if it had potential. Jolteon's low HP gets it stuck in a death loop even when it dodges Hydro Pump at 70% health.

>>32222164
*CB/T

>>32222150
It's called an active gym which cycles baka desu. Blissey was at the top 3 days later at the bottom

>>32222150

a gym full of blisseys you retard

>>32222164
>claim to have autism
>waste candies on 82% IV perfection shitmons
You're just dumb.

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>>32222164
Yeah my 96% got hydro pump. This one worked out well

>>32222137
>Fish sauce
gross.

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Fuck RNG

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>>32222137
Really dude?

>>32222163
Thanks.
I always seem to get hp ice

>>32222244
What letter was it?

Looks like the game is finally dead in my city. I didnt really play some weeks, this morning i dropped a shitmon in the gym near my apartment and when i came home it was still there and nobody added a mon.

Alle the lv10 gyms in the center of the city didnt change teams in the last month and it has mostly the same accounts. Seems like not even the spoofers play anymore.

>>32222274
V . New one for me so it was cool

>>32222306
Good. Maybe I can finally get in on some gyms then.

>>32222306
>Seems like not even the spoofers play anymore.
It's an inevitability that comes with cheating.

You cheat in a time waster game, then even the cheating loses any fun appeal.

PoGo is a time waster like a sudoku and a crossword. You just do the same shit over and over again for the sake of doing it again instead of doing something else. If you spend all day copying the answer sheet for sudokus and crosswords, you're going to think it's a retarded waste of time and go do something else.

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Walk bro here. Caught a 100 iv eevee on the bus to work this morning. What should I evolve it into?

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>>32222554
As if that's a question.

>>32222554

>>32222590
This. The obvious choice is Umbreon.

>>32222554
>female
Try for Flareon so you can bully her fat tail
No farting Flareon pls

>>32222554
If you still haven't used the Rainer trick this >>32222590 otherwise Espeon is the next best thing.

>>32222620
How can I get an espeon if I wasted the name to get the entry? seems i'm evolving only the primary 3

>>32222628
Walk 10km with it, then evolve it. Do not remove it from Buddy before evolving, or it won't work.

>take a gym from Valor
>immediately starts getting attacked despite nobody being around
>it's the guy I just booted

And it doesn't matter what time or day, either. I can be out on a walk at 2AM and it still happens.

Fucking Valor is the worst team for spoofshits.

>>32222676
Also forgot it needs to be day time when you evolve it. If you evolve at night you'll get a worthless Umbreon.

33°52'25.2"S 151°07'45.0"E
100 iv vaporeon.
Male water gun/aqua tail
Best defender moveset
22min left

>>32222841
>tfw already have a 100% WG/WP Vaporeon
>WP is objectively it's worse attack
As a walkfag, I'll still take it, but damnit

>>32222384
>It's an inevitability that comes with cheating.

Yeah, it couldn't be anything to do with the game being boring as fuck again after the initial gen 2 hype.

Most of my walkfag friends dropped the game before Christmas and haven't come back, even the hardcore older guy at my GF's work says the game is boring now as gen 2 is a pretty bland generation.

Game is just in a shit state right now, at least spoofers don't get punished by the bad RNG that turns away so many legit players.

>>32222870
>double (You) pee is objectively it is worse attack

>>32222884
>PoGo is a time waster like a sudoku and a crossword. You just do the same shit over and over again for the sake of doing it again instead of doing something else.
I already covered that.

It's a boring, repetitive game with almost no gameplay and a skill ceiling that is reached after 5-10 minutes. When you cheat at such a boring game, even if you're trying to waste time, you think it's a waste of time compared to other time wasters.

Mystic > [neutral] > Instinct > Valor

This is an objective fact, based on skill and personality.

>>32222899
You make it sound like the reason people quit is because they cheat though, yet everyone is quitting regardless of whether or not they cheated.

These threads are dead, it's probably for the best they stop getting made until this piece of shit actually resembles a game.

>>32222928
>thinks the team with the most spoofers has the best skill and personality.
Mystic is mostly spoofs and bot fags and even alt fags. you dont see much of that on instinct

>>32222928
>Onjective fact
>personal taste in personality

1°21'11.9"N 103°49'09.9"E
97iv snorlax
Shit moveset but still strong cp
11 min left

>>32222933
I'm just talking about the spoofers who lost interest.

Nobody's arguing that it isn't a shit game. But when you take the grind of a grind2win shit game, you're just playing king of hill of nothing. I'm here to grind to lv 40 because of my autism. Everybody else is probably playing because they wanted an AR Pokemon game where they could be the very best in their neighbourhood and show off a high CP Dragonite. They got all that with spoofing but since there's nothing else to do and they don't want to grind to lv 40, they eventually go away.

And then we autists get to inherit what's left and finish our grinding in relative peace.

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>spoofing your two local gyms to the point where all of the casuals just give up

>>32222841
>>32222970
At least post the co-ordinates in the proper format.

>>32222870
Pretty much any moveset for vaporeon will be good. Don't feel bad walkbro

>>32222982
This game is actually way more fun when you have friends to compare Pokedexs with, or travel around with to catch Pokemon.

Me and my two best friends (all on different teams) kinda fell out of playing casually. But when we're around each other? It's like an adventure.

>>32223062
Works for my fake gps. I don't know why you all are being picky when I'm giving you 95+iv pokemon

>>32223078
It's not good at all, my 54% Hydro Vape outdamages it during attacking and >implying defensive moves matter

>>32223083
>This game is actually way more fun when you have friends to compare Pokedexs with, or travel around with to catch Pokemon.
That shit is boring as hell.

It's just basically stroking each other's e-peen like in a MMO.

>Check it out, I have a +7 s.Guard now and I hit lv 88 last night
>No way, I only have a +6 s.Buckler, damn dude, I'm only lv 86 right now
>It's okay buddy, you'll catch up to me eventually

That shit only seems fun to casuals and people who never played a Pokemon game before. It got old with my friend really quick.

>>32223098
It matters for fending off scrubs who can't dodge well. Ofcoarse it's not going t do jack against any experienced person. Just gotta keep noobs at bay.

>>32223115
>That shit only seems fun to casuals

So, it's only fun for the intended audience? Wow, color me surprised.

>>32223130
You're losing track of the topic, the discussion was about how cheating in an already boring game made the game extra boring enough for the cheaters to quit and leave.

We clearly agree that cheating makes the game more boring than it is and that it is a shit, dying game. I don't know why you're so fixated on disagreeing with me about nothing.

Game is shit.
Cheaters cheat because they want more out of it.
Cheaters leave because there is nothing more.

>>32223123
Attacking moves are better because even if you dodge them, 50% of the time your Pokemon dies anyway, and hey, you can actually use them on the attack too.
Defensive moves don't exist, it's shit moves and good moves.

>>32222554
Rainer if you have it. If not espeon since it is guaranteed

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don't leak our memes REEEEEEEEEE

>>32223636
I mean that meme has gone ultra mainstream anon. like ayyy lmao or something its a facebook tier meme now

>>32222021
Well it is an Ice type.

>>32223636
OH I AM FUCKING TRIGGERED!
YOU FAGGOTS AND YOUR SHIT MEMES! I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU! YOU DESTROYED WHAT FOUR CHAN CULTURE WAS WITH YOUR FUCKING MEME SPOUTING SHIT! WE NEVER USED THE WORD MEME UNTIL YOU GOD DAMNED MILLINEIALS SHOWED THE FUCK UP! IF I HAD MY WAY I'D SLIT THE THROAT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HIPSTER FUCKS! NECKBEARD BAG OF COCKLUMPS!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE YOU AND THE ANON SHIT, THE GUY FAWKES MASK CRAP. YOU ALL BROUGHT DOWN THE REAL CULTURE AND OLDBIES OF THIS FUCKING BOARD.

DAMN GOSH DANGED RIGHT I AM MAD. I AM FURIOUS. I BEYOND HATE YOU INSOLENT FUCKS!

>>32222200
WG still charges pretty fast so it's really not as bad as WG/Thunder or anything/Hidro Pump.

>>32223645
no but i used it reply to a copy paste of I'm team Instinct, and almost all of the gyms in my area are Mystic. When I take down their level 10 gyms I leave them grey so there are no reprisals against the few gyms I actually do put myself into (and build up). I also do this if I've already collected that day. Taking down their gyms tends to keep them busy building them up again, so they are more likely to leave the few Instinct gyms alone. Doesn't always work, but at least they don't come gunning for me because I keep knocking over their gyms (then I'd have no chance).

>>32222187
It's what gives me "Wonder" appraisals.

Ah, the wide blue yonder

>>32223752
Spoofers once again BTFO

>>32223758
>implying I'm spoofing

No, it's just been shitty since yesterday.

>>32223645
it's an old meme yes but in this context it only makes sense if used in our way
>>32223698
calm down lad

thinking of going to the movies before hitting up the Chinchou nest near the theater tomorrow
should I see Ghost in the Shell of Kong Island?

>>32223797
Dude, both

>>32223797

both are shit, watch boss baby

>>32223798
only have time for one
>>32223801
I'm aware they're subpar but I feel like watching an eye candy action movie that is not power rangers

maybe I should just rewatch Logan

>>32221864
>moles
>ugly haircut
>goofy ears
2/10

>>32223869
at least he's not balding like Reversal

>>32223797
>not just spoofing to the movies

>>32223758
>>32223767
Reinstalled the app and everything's fine now so no "BTFO."

Thank you, Niantic.

>>32223797
>hitting up the Chinchou nest
There was just a water event....

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Damn why don't Niantic just releases 2 generations at time? I want Rhyperior already godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddang it.

>>32224233
Bro chinchou is electric
Duh

>>32224233
...that mostly spawned Wooper, Horsea and karps

>>32224321
>Everyone got the same shit
I had plenty of Chinchers to make fish sticks for an impoverished African town.

>>32223728
Out of curiosity, what makes Thunder bad? I have Thunderbolt on my Jolteon, but pausing to shoot it off always makes him eat a counterattack on his measly HP. I figured Thunder would halve the time your Pokemon is a sitting duck.

>>32224362
You just answered your own question. It's still the best electric attacker (with TB) but there are only really decent prestigers in these two gens so far

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Here we go again

>>32224379
Charizard

>>32224379
April fools. It's pidgey

>>32224379
>hatching a 10km on April 1st
It's empty
"Your egg appears to have been empty"

t. hanke

>>32224391
I remember I got the game late and my friend was telling me you could hatch Dragonites
Being about the only one who played the actual games, I questioned it and said surely it was a Dratini, but he was adamant you could hatch Dragonites

>>32224362
I was talking in relation to Lanturn with Water Gun. If you're aganst Gyarados you want to hit the thing with an Electric charge move as fast as possible.
I think Thunder is great especially with Charge Beam or Volt Switch since they charge it much faster.

>>32224368
I did? I meant Thunder takes twice as long to charge, but Thunderbolt makes you stop dodging twice as often.

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Should I get my ass out of the bed to see what kind of evolution item I will get? Anything but the Upgrade will give me a Pokemon (still 40 candies short to evolve my only Porygon)

I'm too comfey right now

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>>32224379
April fools, it's not a pineco I guess?

Got the dex entry, I'm happy with this outcome lol.

>>32224431
We were talking about Lanturn here not Jolteon. Dodging isn't a thing you really do much with Lanturn.

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>>32224457
I got WG/IB on my only Laprashit

>>32224482
Not only did they nerd the cp, but they also inserted shit movesets

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Reminder

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>>32224665
>prestiging against a 2900 Vapo with WG/AT
>AT hits multiple times in a row
JUST
FUCKING
STOP

>>32222554

>walkbro
>on the bus

oh the ironing

>>32222678

[some team other than mine] is the worst for spoofing

t. everyone

>>32224844
It's just Mystic.

It's always Mystic.

nick is livestreaming lads

>niantic gave nick a fake email
fucking kek

>>32223207
>I don't know why you're so fixated on disagreeing with me about nothing.

You keep saying it's "boring" just because you're not having any more fun with it. You're injecting your opinion as though it was fact. If it was, there would be no one here talking about it, much less multiple PoGo threads a day due to the reply limit always being reached with every thread.

That's the disagreement.

>Reduce Nexus 6 resolution to 720p
>No noticeable effect on battery life, and the throttling at ~30% battery still slows the game to an absolute crawl
Nuts. At least FGO saw a bit of improvement in NP smoothness and thermals.

>>32225052
Was it [email protected]?

>>32225052

Based Niantic.

Did he say this on the stream? I haven't been able to watch it yet.

So...
Zap Cannon >>>> Thunder
Overheat >>> Fire Blast
Futuresight >>>> Psychic

Any other moves that got much better versions for no apparent reason other than trolling?

Nick is streaming live on youtube.

Someone with an account go get him to shout out /pgg/

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PA request

Can any based valor or instinctbro nuke this gym for me please. The guy on top is a huge autist who's super protective over it.

53.763667,-2.707290

Thank you!

>>32225437
Fire Blast is the worse of all. At least Thunder and Psychic are still fast, Fire Blast takes ages and it isn't even as powerful as Solarbeam.

I got so mad I was about to delete this game because my WA/FB Charizard is turned into shit when gen 2 started.

>>32225524
Why can't you do it yourself

>>32225581

I'm a lv23 cuck and it's a lv10 gym full of spoofers

>>32225524
I was nice and took it down by one. Now a mystic spoof bro can put a pokemon in for an easy coin

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>android update fucked me
>had spoofed gyms in areas where Mystic fucks never looked
>gyms are slowly falling
>down to one gym, which was in the middle of the ocean that only me and another spoof bro on my team found
>the other 9 gyms i had got taken over by Mystic cucks
>finally lost that gym to yet another mystic cuck and now im gymless thanks to being in a city run by Mystic fags

Night, lads.

Is gengar with focus blast useful at all?

>>32226097
yo real talk dont make me kiss you my nigga

Anyone else use Go++ and not get any candy from buddies sometimes? I tried reinstalling but that didn't work

>>32221817
You're right. I'm waiting too

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Uhh... wat

>1 post every two hours

kek what a wonderful game

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Mewtwo at Trump Tower

>no shiny karp yet
> only need fluffy sheep and larvitar from 10km
>gen 3 when

>spoofed 5 more gyms while I wait for my daily 100 coins
>all while deep frying battered mushrooms and shrimp
Poor walkfags can't compete

>>32226960
good luck with your weight problem, anon!

What place has both Corsola and Heracross? Ive heard its Florida, how true is it?

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post
>top mons
>trainer level
>remaining dust

>pic related
>35
>5000

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sat comfily on the toilet the other day playing some pokeman go, then suddenly this little fucker pops up. i have arachnophobia so panicked, jumped up and lost my shit on the way... only had one ball left, thank god i caught it on the first try.

>>32227294
>that floor
For fuck's sake. I'd rather shit outside.

So what's happened with TSRs april fools thing?

>>32227246
>three times the number of gyms you can get a reward from

for what purpose

>>32224665
oh yeah, S2 comes out today

>>32226889
must've been an old egg
>>32226895
nigga I'm schleep
@32227246
I don't negotiate with terrorists

>>32227152
Anyone?

>>32227370
In case someone takes down your gyms and the next day you don't get less than 100 coins

>>32227366
The amount of autism displayed there yesterday killed TSR.

My Pidgey is in a gym for more than 24h now. And nobody added a mon. On a sunny weekend.

/deadgame/

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Alright lads what will it be?

>>32227616
Pineco

>>32227494
Lucky you.
My city is crawling with spoofing Instinct fags, and I have a hard time taking down those level 10 gyms because I run out of potions and revives.

I used to be able to get 80-100 coins a day from either walking around in the evening or riding my bike on my way home from work.

Now I can maybe get 70 coins before my trail of takeovers start coming undone.
3 of the most competed-for gyms have been Instinct for weeks, noone seems to bother taking them on because they will be level 10 Instinct within two hours anyway.

I wish I could just take it easy with my fellow Mysticbros like I used to.
But just getting 20-30 coins from my stable gyms doesn't seem good enough...

My favorite part of this game is actually just hatching eggs, so buying incubators with all my coins is what I do.
The occasional Lucky Egg when I have 75 mons ready to evolve, but that's it.

No hats, just egg warmers.

>>32227616
Mantine.

>JUSTine

>>32227618
BINGO

Welp I only caught one with shit IVs in the wild so I'm not very upset about it. Also one step closer to Forretress. Hopefully this is the last one I'll ever hatch of these though...

>>32225524
I did it just out of boredom but it was babby's first gym. You could've done it yourself, lazy ass anon.
Oh well.

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spoofangel
>Makes shitloads of money
>Hot wife
>People shout compliments at him when they see him
>Women literally kissing his cock for being cool
>Donates money to charities
>Shook hands wih the President on several occasions
>Owns a chain of clothing stores
>Had an artificial womb implanted in him so he could be the surrogate mother of a thousand fetuses
>Climbed the world's highest mountain just to kiss a dove because he saw the beauty in such an act
>Empties piss bottles at least once a day
>Saved a baby calf from a burning building

walkroach
>Smells
>Disgusting
>Women hate him
>Horrible fashion sense, fedora, sandals, color dyed goatee
>His own mother hates him for being so cucked
>Never empties piss bottles
>Molests children on a regular basis
>Actually went into a children's graveyard to dig up and further defile his victims
>Buys puppies on Craigslist and fucks them in front of a video camera, sells footage to India
>Instead of clothes, he wears his own dried up poop in flakes all over his body, keeping it hard and managable by storing it in a freezer. Sometimes eats pieces of it, enjoys it, and wants to do it again

I'll just enjoy my army of 50 perfect IV Blisseys, thank you very much. No, not 90% IV. I said PERFECT IV. That's right. Maximum potential CP on all of these badasses right here.

That Fearow isn't going to last long in this town. Get rekt, kid. There is a new master in town. And he's bringing a batallion of psycho-ass Pokemon with him.

Get out of my sight.

>>32227663
Just more proof that spoofags are autistic.

>>32227685
don't give shitty pastas (You)s, retard

>>32227246
Been thinking about bumping my Rhydon collection as well. I do around 20k dust a day, should be easy enough.

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>spoofers getting BTFO everywhere in this thread
>mfw walkbro

>in the end spoofers were the only ones keeping these threads alive
damn

>>32227795

Where'd they go?

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>walkbro
>10 km egg
>sudowoodo
Hanke, I...

>>32227795

Prior to gen two, during the winter dead zone, we were averaging one thread every 24-30 hours. Looks like we are slowly creeping back to that. It's not too bad, less shitposting and less redditors. The next event should give us a bump.

>>32227799

A lot of dickheads allowed the Android security update to happen, even though they we're warned for at least a month not to.

Now the ones who are too stupid to roll it back can't spoof, thus they stopped playing, thus they stopped coming here.

What the hell does LARPing as team rocket have to do with April fools? That's not a prank or a joke, it's just gay.

>megas added
>mega stones are found at pokestops
>mega stones go in the new held items slot
>megas on defence only last for 42 hours, then revert back until removed and put back in
>megas can be used infinitely on attack
How would this affect the meta?

Your idea is shit

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>>32227951
shit idea for a shit game

>>32227951
kys

they should add rare candies as a 1/50 or 1/100 spin drop which instantly boost a pokemons level by a full level or just 1 stage
saves some good candies and dust

>>32227836
this so much

It's called April Fools because you're supposed to fool me. Not weird me out with stupid unfunny anime references. I could think of a billion simple jokes/pranks that would be better.

>>32227951
Too convoluted

It would basically kill the whole meta because non-autistic people would stop playing

>>32223011

> Being such a lazy fat-ass that you can't capture two local gyms

>>32227294
> Does not turn off VR so would'nt have had to turn around
> Claims to have leapt off the toilet yet clearly toilet paper in toilet

>>32227246
lol it's the Kraut


>>32227294
Russia has a cruel sense of hygiene

>>32227625
>city
> I run out of potions and revives.
pick one

>>32225721
How are we going to recover senpai? Will us Android spoof bois ever be able to join the fray again? I feel like killing myself now that I'm unable to spoof anymore.

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Finalky did it lads' caught a Ninetails in the wild. To make it even better it's 93% and has fucking solar beam, I've been trying to roll that moveset.
cig in pic was unintentional

Another one crossed off my wild gen1 dex

Now I have yet to encounter, Arcanine, Raichu, Flareon, Jolteon and Alakazam. The last one i can find but im not sure about the first 4

>>32222678
You mean mystic

Any gym you even start attacking is instantly prestiged back to level 10 and it's blisseys all the way down

People who kick their teammates out are scum.

I was third from the bottom with a 2800 Snorlax, level 10 gym. Wake up this morning and it's still level 10, yet I'm kicked out. Look at it and see the bottom 3 spots are different trainers.

I hope they die.

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>first Dragonite got Steel Wing/Hyper Beam
>finally able to evolve second one
>Dragon Tail/Outrage
Thank you for the sweet justice oh Lord

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So I finally found out why I'm gonna stop playing this game sooner or later despite me still having a blast
>usually hunt in local small town or nearby 200k city
>latter one has some good spawns but you still gotta walk a ton to get maybe one or two good mons
>only base pokemon, no evolved form
>dead playerbase
>city is also dead after 10pm

Went on holiday this weekend to a 500k city 2,5 hours away
>huge cluster spawns
>tons of evolved forms
>huge comfy park areas
>city is alive and well way after 10pm
>people still pop lures on a ton of places
>huge variety and vibrant atmosphere

My nearby city is just not gonna be enough anymore. I envy you big city fags.

>>32228480
>. I envy you big city fags.
Yeah it's pretty comfy. Never worry about items. If you dont see a rare mon on a map, wait 5 min and something will pop etc

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>>32227246
Lvl 32, almost 33.

Can I get anything over 3k once I level up?

>>32228480
What's your job? Wouldn't you want to be metromasterace regardless?

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Anyone else noticed how much more stable gyms are nowadays? Used to spenda fair bit of time reclaiming my 33 or so gyms every day, but I haven't even needed to for the 72 hours or so.

Leaves me more time to go hunt for perfect Pokémon.

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>>32228513
>those ivs
Yes your snorlax will break 3k though

>>32228538
Spoofing non level 30 shit. Why?

Fucking pokestop submissions when?

I thought Hanke or some Niantic nazi said they were going to accept submissions again soon

>could choose to play literally any other game
>instead chooses to cheat at a game you're supposed to get off your lazy ass to play
>just because you find it fun to make normal people suffer
Are spoofers the pinnacle of autism?

>>32228538
Spoofers still dominating my town.

>>32228581
Hanke said AFTER the global release. So when PoGo becomes officially available when places like India, Korea, China, all have PoGo officially launched there.

It's not happening anytime soon.
Niantic spent several months adding Starbucks' several thousand locations to the database (and the Starbucks internal memo blames Niantic) so even if public submissions become open, we are never going to see any significant number of Pokestops showing up.

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>>32228565
What about my Rhydons? Can the 95% one do it?

>>32228572
>spoofing
Nope. Just a tracker bro with plenty of free time.

>>32228517
Student with a side job at a supermarket. I fucking hate what I'm studying and am looking for jobs like government work, so maybe things will work out and I'll end up somewhere more alive.

>visit old castle area
>realize it's a Totodile nest
>catch plenty of them
>all just 50%-66%
>catch one last one before leaving
>13CP
>"it's a wonder!"
JUST

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>>32228603
Also second page.

All these Relaxos, all these no Relaxo candies. Just fuck my shit up

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>>32228642
IKTFF

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my girlfriend was just mugged for her phone in central london, daylight in a busy area, while prestiging a gym

she was also mugged for her phone in february while crossing a street

I was mugged for my phone in november while changing what track I was listening to

I fucken hate london man, feel like shit right now

can't even talk to her, only found out because she emailed me from a passerby's phone who called the police for her and she's not home yet

>>32228683

Scooter thugs?

>>32228683
That's what you get for letting niggers ruin this great country

>>32228687
yea, two people on scooters each time, riding on the sidewalk

>>32227246
>top mons
Dragonite (3085 CP), Snorlax (2813 CP), Vaporeon (2754 CP)
>trainer level
30
>remaining dust
693K

>>32228683
It's too late now mate. Your GF is into BBC now

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What the fuck is this nonsense. I'm sitting inside the building with the purple Pokestop right now

>>32228714
Enjoy your ban Prattcaster :^)

>>32228714
Parking lot.

>>32228728
Please don't tell anyone I'm Chris Pratt

Do I dare continue powering this monster up?

>>32228769
Yes

>>32228714
How have you not caught a Dunsparce by now?
>level 15
You must be new

>>32228769
HOLY SHIT DELETE THIS

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>>32228769

>>32228775
Anon I'm level 27 and I've never even seen a Dunsparce

>>32228778
>696 candy
Deebgoncern.jpg

>>32228775
It's an alt account fagt

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>finally cave and stop saving candies
>evolve a bunch of mons
>almost all of them have shitty movesets
>fucking Hidden Power (Dragon)/Power Gem Starmie
Thanks Hanke

>game stuck on loading screen with the bar half way full
>nothing I do changes this at all

Looks like I'm finally done with this shit.

>>32228802
SPOOFERFAGS ONCE AGAIN
B
T
F
O

>>32228802
You're free anon

You're free

>>32228810
Your parents should've been sterilized.

>>32228687
>>32228691
>>32228708
I'm talking to her now on the phone. she's crying so hard. the police never showed up

she waited 30 minutes for them on the spot where she was robbed and the police never came

>>32228818
They were actually.

>>32228823
BONGS
B T F O
T
F
O

That's what you get for Dresden!

>>32228823
If she's white you've got a court case you can definitely win. If she's black then she can at least get Internet famous.

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>one of my favorite parks for playing PoGo is a fucking Ledyba nest
>other park I like still hasn't been verified on Silph Road
>fuck it, I'll go check it out myself
>its also a fucking Ledyba nest
Wednesday can't get here soon enough

>>32228823
She will always have sexual fantasies about black muslim cock now.

It's over anon.

Why do Valorfags always group up to take over gyms?

>>32228900
Because mysticfags instantly spoof to their level 10 gym filled with nothing but blisseys and tyranitars the second someone starts to attack their gym

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>Tfw only valorfag in my neighborhood
>Mystic literally buses themselves over to take over the gyms with Pokemon that are impossible to catch or compete with on my dingy ass street.
>Literally impossible for me to collect coins, ever
Nice balance Niantic

Is 13/12/14 good enough on a chansey for a walkfag?

>>32228977

Fuck yeah. Anything over 12/12/12 is always worth it.

>>32228989

good to know. now just to walk the short distance of 200km so I can evolve it because I was a fag and burned most of my egg candy on powering it up.

I'm hoping for increased egg spawns of egg Pokemon for Easter, like chansey

>>32228952
>tfw same problem but I'm a Mysticfag in a sea of red and yellow

>>32228977
no. a blissey should have at least 15/13/14 or 14/14/14 if you pump it up.

>>32228855
>If she's white

They probably didn't turn up because she's white and they don't want to have to report the multicultural youths stealing from white wimmins.

London is a shithole, anyone who lives there and isn't a shit skin is a fucking moron.

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>have 1 lucky egg left
>save a shitload of candies and mons during the week for an evolve/exp spree
>activate egg
>evolve 1 Eevee
>suddenly FPS drops down
>game crashes
>close game
>restart
>loading bar doesn't go past 50%

fuck it, I'm done

>>32228855
she's crying too hard now she doesn't even want to try to go to the police, they didn't help us at all last two times we got our phones stolen, they didn't even check cctv

she might try to call them tomorrow but now I don't think she can do anything, probably just wants to forget it

was a nexus 5x, stolen twice from her. I had my pixel xl stolen

>>32228683
>>32228823
>>32229112
WALKFAGS BTFO ETERNALLY
This never happens to us Spoofbros, why don't you join us already?

>>32229140
I mean right now she just wants to quit forever

our local discord has had 3 phones stolen since the start of 2017 not counting our own muggings

I think the game is just ruined for her now

>>32228048
>non-autistic people would stop playing
that happened back in September
his idea is still shit tho

>>32228683
>>32228823
>>32229112
>cultural enrichment
but seriously, hope she's alright

>>32229145
That's unfortunate. I'm sure that was a fun activity for the both of you. Maybe you can substitute it for something else.

>>32228023
>>32228025
>>32229155
Why

>>32229185
she didn't get hurt but I think it really crushed her bad. she's still crying a little bit

>>32229200
yea it was something we shared really intimately. so many memories of running out together and fighting gyms together, especially as we traveled. I really don't want to lose it but I don't know if I can justify it when it's hurt her this bad

I bought her some pokemon plushies, she's hugging umbreon right now

where were you when everyone btfo?

>>32229145
>I mean right now she just wants to quit forever
I bet she's just faking it because she wanted to quit for a while.

Bet she'll magically have a replacement identical phone with all her contacts real fast.
Bet she never even called.

>>32229236
she's the one who plays the most. I'm level 24 she's level 36. I pretty much just help her with gyms

>>32229235
masturbating to horses

>>32229249
The only way to find out is to march to the police station with her and a lawyer and demand justice.

>>32229235
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

‘every1 btfo’

‘no’

>>32229071
Sounds plausible. The other day I wasted an Incense by accidental double-tap. Who thought it was a good idea to make the deploy animation skippable?

>>32229234
Aw that's sad bro. Probably just need to be there for her right now. And ease her back into it one day. Until then just enjoy being a happy couple.

>stop to prestige 2 gyms on my way to the grocery store
>at the 2nd gym this guy pops up behind me
>asks if I'm taking it down or prestiging
>say I'm prestiging
>mentions he's instinct and tells me he's just going to leave the gyms be, then leaves

Is this some new kind of autism? The gyms weren't that leveled and most of the instincts around here are either spoofers or alt abusers.

Where the hell do you find electric pokemon? I have found a few dratini around my town and yet my electric pokemon collection consists of 3 santachu, 1 magnemite I found while on vacation and a few jolteon.

Might as well start spoofing to fill the dex as it's pretty obvious I'm not getting anywhere while being a walkfag

>>32229433
there's an electric biome, piers are good and coasts, some autists know more about it

>>32229433
>might as well start spoofing
This is how you spot false- flagging
Hello undercover Spoofie

>>32221680

what is this?

>>32229433
I had an Electabuzz nest some months ago
other than that, Jolteon

>>32229071
I once accidentally tapped on a Lucky egg on a bumpy bus ride. I hardly prepared anything to evolve so I wasted a lot of potential extra xp.

Fortunately I'm pretty successful in keeping over 10 gyms lately so I earn enough to buy a shitton of lucky eggs if I want to.

>>32229433
Hunt for chinchou.

>>32229455
>game has flawed as fuck spawns/biome mechanics
>REEEEEEE FALSE FLAGGING SPOOFER REEEEE

Niancucks are the worst posters.

>>32229433

my city spawns a lot of dratinis but almost 0 electric pokemon as well, they are all shit anyway, everyone except jolteon

Dratini 35.208585240, 128.977771090 cp=737,iv=100%,lvl=30.0,Iron Tail,Twister 18min left @everyone

Whatcha setting out to do today pgg?

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>>32229699
Caught some mons I needed and pinap'd them. Hbu

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>Searched the entirety of my county
>NOTHING spawns here
It's all fucking birds, ratos, bugs, and once every blue moon a Sudowoodo. I don't fucking care anymore. Time to into spoof.

>>32229513
Right, I forgot about chinchou. They spawn rather frequently around here. I have enough for a lanturn.

>>32229629
I know they are shit, but I still need them to fill the dex. At least one to walk it out, come on.

>>32229699

>woke up
>open game to cash my coins
>suspicious activity notification is gone

good i guess?

>>32229790
What country, Luxembourg?

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>>32229720
Nice, I'm playing my gf's account and had a pretty good day so far
>>32229836
They actually disappeared? That's good, I never got it myself but I was worried people would be plagued into 3rd gen.

Nick's livestream was boring as fuck. He has no charisma.

>>32229889
Why were you expecting anything?
he's just an autist with decent editing skills.
Without his camera and his gf, he means nothing.

>>32229836
Don't worry, I don't think they can do anything about spoofing. For instance, my previous phone was well known for having shitty gps location. It would "rubberband" so hard and so often that I frequently got softbanned even though I never even installed a fake gps app.

>>32229878
Ohio

New Thread

>>32229917

New Thread

>>32229917

New Thread

>>32229917

>>32227813
What does the update do?