20 FUCKING YEARS

>>32218159
And this motherfucker is still 10 and I'm now 27.

Really makes yoy think.

That's how long a good varnish should last.

>still ten (10) years old
>zero (0) main leagues won
>not even a gf
>Ass, his rat, and the comedy trio in every single fucking region

What a pisspoor excuse for a cartoon, easily the worst and most embarrassing part of the franchise.

>>32218315
This.

>>32218315
>not even a gf
why would he be a game freak, he's not existing in our universe

Future...
>50 years have passed, but I do not age...

>>32218315
The true protagonist are the Pokemon not ash

>>32218315
>not even a gf
just like you, anon

>>32220707
This.
Also Ash is loser, but, i respect him.
He's the counterpart of us, the autistics, in the anime's world.

Ash has been locked in a nightmare by Darkrai since the age of 10. All he has to do is gain one complete victory over a globally recognised league to win and he's free, but since he was trapped before he could learn the importance of doing what it takes to win he'll probably never free himself. This is also why he's able to reset for each region, all alternate or crossing realities in the same nightmare.

Enjoy your daily edge.