ITT: Pokemon you identify with

>>32211173
Please don't shoot up your school anon

>>32211179
Please don't move any continents anon

>>32211186
Don't come to Pangea tomorrow

Snorlax

>>32211173
>tfw handsome, cool, badass and intelligent but people hated you for no reason whatsoever
I sincerely identify with Decidueye.

>>32211341
>decidueye
>handsome, cool, badass and intelligent
Pick one.

>>32211345
I pick two.

>>32211341
>for no reason
People have a lot of reasons to hate a cunt like you. You are just so narcisistic that you don't realize. What an unlikeable, undesirable person.

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For me it's Golduck. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humour.

>>32211360
>look ma, I'm projecting!

>>32211368
Yeah, I bet you are perfect and the whole world is wrong then.

>>32211173
"I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties!"

>>32211360
Or maybe they were just jealous? Jealous people tend to make up excuses just to have reasons to hate their betters. In fact, you sound like someone who's jealously bitter.

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Slightly fat, mostly useless kid, but born in a rich family and good looking, so end up getting a lot of attention.

>>32211386
Maybe, somehow I doubt he is any good though. He just fully believes he is the best thing ever while he actually is not at all, and makes the jealousy excuse to convince himself that it's not his fault.

>>32211345
But he isn't any of these

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We're both useless and irrevelant trash.

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Useful for a while, then only good for being annoying, and then realized his true potential to be the king of being annoying.

>>32211357
you're right
decidueye IS intelligent
i mean he's a nerd

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me

>>32211341
Huh. Never took Decidueye as the narcissistic egotistical type. But hey, different interpretations for different people.

I don't know, I forgot it
;-;

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sensitive to people in the same area, worries too much about getting dirty, tendency to fuck up and make things even worse by trying to fix its own fuckup.

>>32211341
This is some decent bait

Have your (You) my man, you deserve it

>>32211173
Are you literally my sister?

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For me it's Toucannon - Depressed, tired of everybody's shit, and hated by everybody

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For me it's Kecleon. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humour.

>>32211173
I identify with the bird type.
People say I peck my food like one.

>>32211341
It's not badass when the species is easily scared.

>>32212332
Yes

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I'm weak, lazy, and only occasionally helpful in any way.

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autistic but cute

this thread is so fucking cringe lmao.

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