>Turn around >See this Wat do?

>>32209378
Pomf on head

Shoot it

>>32209378
Lick pussy

>>32209378
Do what I normally do and dive into a nearby dumpster.

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Ignore it because it's not Glaceon

>>32209378
hiss and assert my dominance immediately

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>>32209378

smash dat pusi like a mufuggin lyke buton

>>32209378
Start fucking it

>>32209378
This board gets more retarded by the day. They can't even spell shitposts correctly.
Old filter: /[Ww]hat( to)? do\?/
New filter: /[Ww]h?at( to)? do\?/

>>32209378
Kill myself

>>32209378
Impregnate it

Make shit threads on /vp/
stop

Tell gamefreak to fix the stat distributions of the eeveloutions because they're all garbage.

>>32209378
Pet

>>32212327
This

>>32210482
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.