Why do Alola's men refuse to bang her?

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>>32204325

Dark skin, short hair, dresses like a prostitute.

>>32204325
why do we have this thread so often?

>>32204325
>es begause she blag

>>32204337
I have no clue why /vp/ loves talking about her daily

>>32204334
she dresses like that out of desperation
she wants to get her pussy slaughtered probably since she was 14

>>32204325
Men hate sluts.

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>>32204325

their loss.

if only she were real.

>>32204325
She's probably got some freaky kinks.

>>32204802
men don't hate banging sluts
and the only ones who end up not hating but demonizing them are the autistic shut-ins who masturbate to anime girls and call them "pure"

>>32204325
She has AIDS

Too enraptured by malasadas

Their mothers won't let them.

She probably has SIDA

Because of the prophecy.

>>32205915
Hello Carlos

weak men that are too insecure to be with a strong beautiful woman

Maybe in the past she was more chaste and seemed intimidating and powerful, so she scared guys off. Now she's getting older and desperate and people start to wonder, "why is a woman that hot so desperate and slutty and single?" There's got to be something wrong with her.

>>32204325
because they're too busy banging each other

Because Lele is fucking bonkers

and people would probably rather bang her

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>>32205969
this is probably the more accurate reason

>>32204332
this is probably the most accurate reason

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because she's got black hair

>>32205804
We can agreed that Olivia is shit.

>>32205915
This.
Did you know people in a far continent fuck toddlers to avoid the disease not knowing it can also be passed down from mother to child. Olivia may also be as not so bright as them.

>>32205804
Sluts suck because they are incompatible with love all they care about fucking like wild animals. Men want lovers not whores but women cant tell the difference it seems.

>>32204325

Lele spirited away any possible suitors

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>>32204334
>hating short hair
normie

Would you ask out the island kahuna? I know I wouldn't.

>>32209359
faggot

>>32204325
im guessing herpes

They're all banging her. It's just that no self respecting person will settle for a used up loose hole whorebag.

>>32209359
>liking short hair
>calling others normies
Get. Out.

Who says she can't get a fucking?
She just can't keep a man.

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>>32204325
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and see this looking at you.

>>32204325
cause shes a nigger

Because they know she's going out with me. They don't want to get their legs broken.

>>32209565
Fuck off lel.

>>32209556
That actually made me feel sick for some reason. wtf i hate tapu lele now

>>32208101
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>32209957
>Now

>>32204325
Consider that Lillie is their fucking dream girl. Olivia is like the total opposite of her. That's why.

Also because le cake can't get men so funneh so pathetic meme that Japanese devs love to push.

>>32210523
Niggers. Japanese hate black ghosts/niggers.

>>32210523
>implying there aren't hot milfs in japanease games
face it, they simply try to appeal to all tastes.

>>32210581
Proofs?

>>32210590
You cant actually be serious

Small island, most people know each other from childhood.
She must have done something when she was younger that still drives men away to this day.

shes clearly a dyke.

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>>32210597

>>32204325
with girls like Brionne and Lele there's no need

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>>32204325
Because her boss stands miles above in terms of perfection

>>32204325
She's covering up the fact she's a lesbian.

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>>32210590
not him
not answering your question directly either

just some anon who wants to make notice of that skating game, ice princess or something where the characters transformed from jap moe to american sluts.

>>32210984
I'm activated.

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>>32204325
>Why do Alola's men refuse to bang her?

Because

>>32210984
I refuse to believe they'd change Olivia's design so much.

>>32210581
I need proof dude. Cuz im pretty sure its the same

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>>32210581

>>32204325
She was born with a rare condition that causes stalagmites and stalactites to naturally form in her vagina.

It's tragic, really, for all parties involved.

>>32204325
Why do you think that?
Seems like nobody wants to bang you, I can totally understand this fact.

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She deserves better.

Because she is black, and this game is made by insipid privileged Japanese persons.

We're making progress but Pokemon still has a ways to go before it can be called a progressive game. Black people need A LOT more positive representation in the series.

I hope the next generation takes place in an African-based region, and the cast is exclusively black.

>>32211262
The game never tells us she's black lmao. She could be native hawaiian. stop pushing your Afrocentrism into these games

>>32204325
>Why do Alola's men refuse to bang her?
On the contrary: they do bang her a lot. However, Alola's men refuse to have a relationship or children with her because she is a slut.

>>32211262
would you be happy if next gen instead of choosing amidst 2 protags, youd get 4 protags- white male, white female, black male and black female?

Or do you need a 3rd gender option as well?

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>>32211235

>>32211271
I know you're trying to be snarky, but I'd prefer it if the only protagonist choices were black.

Again, Pokemon doesn't just have to alter its course but make up for going in the wrong direction for 20 years in terms of its lack of progressivism and failure to represent POC.

>>32211280
>I don't want people in my games that belong to the wrong skin
thats racist man. white apologists/ black supremecists are still racists.
over liberelization is what made the angry masses rise up to the extreme otherside.

>>>/pol/

>>32211262
>Falseflagging this hard
Jesus anon, you know there are better things for you to do in life

>>32211295
>directing me to /pol/

I'm as far from a Nazi as you can get.

But withal this isn't a matter of politics. This isn't a matter of "liberalization." This is a matter of what is objectively and morally right.

The ironic thing is that you're essentially espousing white supremacism/continuous elevation of white beauty ideals and values by disagreeing with me on this. You're the Nazi, not I.

>>>/pol/

>>32211265
We wuz island kahunas and shit

>>32204325
She's too thirsty.

>>32211307
>reddit spacing

>>32211302
>>32211312
This is how you reply when you can't come up with a logical argument.

The reason you can't come up with such an argument, by the way, is because You. Are. Objectively. Wrong.

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>>32211317

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>>32211317
Pic related is me.
I love Olivia.

>>32211316
>>32211321
>>32211322
Pathetic. I'm done with you nonsensical kids and Nazi sympathizers.

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>>32211327

>>32211307
>I'm as far from a Nazi as you can get.
you went so far left you came in from the right. the world is round sunshine, but the reason i directed you to /pol/ is not cause you are a stormfag but for you to see what words of your kind drives people to. i wanted you to see the masses that felt they are being presecuted for thier skin and birthplace. understand, hatred becones hatred. and enough hatred becones stuff like trump and brexit.

>objectively and morally right
people are people. i don't care for their skins, neither should you. but i do care if people make changes just to avoid angry posts on the net and in the social media. jap games have enough localization hazards without bringing skincolor into account.

>espousing white supremacism/continuous elevation of white beauty ideals
such as?

>>>/pol/
>>>/int/

>>32211307
>>32211336
samefag, reddit spacing

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>>32211336

>>32211336
Blatant Samefagging.

>>32211349
wth is 'reddit spacing'?

>>32211352
>implying people aren't this dumb
>implying people this dumb don't go to 4chan

>>32211359
yeah, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

>>32211366
>wth is 'reddit spacing'?
Never mind, realised you didn't put a space between the quote and each line. Not samefag.

Alright another samefagging falseflagger derailed the Olivia thread. This has only happened every other time we have had an Olivia thread.

>>32211377
make another one.

>>32211382
There already is one >>32211031

>>32211377
Problem is the samefag falseflagger pretends to be both /pol/ and tumblr. Damn shame, I love Olivia.

>>32211359
>>32211377
>>32211394
obvious samefag

if i ware you, id say you are >>32211317
as well, but im not an idiot who thinks only one person in the whole world disagrees with me.

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>>32211413

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>>32211417
if you think that much is proof, sure.

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>>32211431
all my posts in the thread

>>32211417
>>32211431
Samefag.

>>32211435
my point is,

>>32211307
>>32211336

not samefag as you could see from my screenshot lacking in the (you) department.

do you admit i wasn't samefagging as the other idiot and it was your own honest mistake?

>>32211437
lol

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>>32211444
>do you admit i wasn't samefagging as the other idiot and it was your own honest mistake?
Yes, I though you did reddit spacing but you didn't. Reddit spacing is leaving a space between every line.

>For example

Like this

And between links

>>32211437

>>32211435
>>32211448
yes, well, now that i look in your image that you did. it just that you post
>>32211394
refered to someone as samefag falseflagger, so i thought you still mistook me for the person i argued with.

also, tnx for the explenation, ill be sure to know net time.

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>>32211455
I just want an olivia thread that isn't derailed

>>32211457
is that... oregon trail?

>>32211464
Yes. Didn't think anybody outside /vr/ knew it, assuming you're not from /vr/ yourself

>>32211474
i rarely visit there, but oregon trail is kinda famous.

anyway, even without visiting /vr/ as a poorfags my prospects aare limited so i used to resort to dos games from retroware sites. games like bumpy, golden axe and even diggers meant a lot for me a decade and a half ago.
also alleycat, but i only played that when i was a tyke.

are you from /vr/?

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>>32210581

>>32211500
>are you from /vr/?
Not anymore, just drifted away from the board after a while.

>>32211509
What happened?

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>>32211526
Don't know, didn't use it as frequently and I realised I wasn't even lurking. Same happened with /an/.

>>32211535
well, i can guess what happened
/vr/ has a policy limiting retro to 2000.
i think they should make it '15 years ago' to allow new content or will get stale fast.

there are plenty of games out there too old for /vg/ but too new for /vr/ that i think itd be fun if had an easier time finding other people to discuss about those games.

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>>32204325
Alola has the greatest number of waifumons of any generation thus far. The reason Olivia is still single is probably because half the men in the region are banging their Pokemon.

Why do you think the ratio of human to pokemon birthrates is so low?

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>>32211614
This.

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>>32209426
>>32209496
typical longhairfags

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I want to marry Olivia. I want to carry her over the threshold of our new home to start our lives together. Then I want to gently lay her down on the bed and whisper into her ear how much she means to me while caressing her toned body. It would be a night of passionate lovemaking that would result in us raising some children.

No matter what, we would love each other unconditionally as we grew old.

>>32211804
This was lovely to read.

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>>32211804

>>32211804
>That moment when she divorces you because she thinks she can do better
>That moment when Alola family court gives her full custody while you have to pay her alimony and child support
>That moment whe she finds out that she's too old and no one wants her wrinkly ass

>>32212331
Go back to r/TheRedPill and keep your unhappiness to yourself.

>>32204325
Because the Japanese hate anyone over 25 :^)

>>32209359
>>32211783
kys

>>32212331
>That moment whe she finds out that she's too old and no one wants her wrinkly ass
i would still patch things up with her

>>32212358
>unless it's their own mom :^))))
20% of the male population currently partake or have partaken in mom-son incest

>>32204325
I never considered her African or Hawaiian.
More like a really salty caramel. Like a Spanish Mexican.

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>>32212427
>like a Spanish Mexican
Anon..

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>>32204325
They refuse to date her. Banging is another thing. The entire reason she gets no relationship is because she is the region's cumdumpster. Everyone fucks her, no one wants her. Why else would a famous, successful women, with a good body if you don't mind the skin, and no real flaws in personality, who is also looking for a relationship be single? Because no one wants to date sluts. She lets the entire region use her holes for free.

>>32212419
Seriously? I find that hard to believe.

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Because she's waiting for her knight in shining armor.

>>32212604
the fact that you used a gardevoir reaction pic while explaining why Olivia is definitely a slut only makes me feel even sadder for you

it's like when i told a NEET to go back to /r9k/ and he replied "haha nice try but my home board is /jp/"

>>32210984
It's almost intriguing how a single image so easily captures everything wrong with the pageantry industry surrounding young girls.