You wake up in bed as your waifumon. What do you do?

>>32203787
but i like boy no wafu

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>>32203787
fucking fly to a bunch of different places and explore the world, it's like my biggest dream come true.

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Eat all teh fesh

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>>32203787
pound the fuck out of my newly acquired cunny

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>>32203787
Become the trap I always wanted to be.
...Also swim and sing. A lot.

Fap to myself

>>32203829
This

>>32203787
masturbate.

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>>32203787
Take joy in the fact I am now cute and have magic powers.

>>32203841
Next time post the male version of this for sure you are a boy didn't you?

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>>32203787
Who here would honestly fug their waifu if it became real? Would you have second thoughts? Would you hesitate?

Honestly I wouldn't.

>>32203846
>post the male version
What? Male and female Brionne are the same, I'd happily become either.

>>32203852
I would hug, snug and fug her. No hesitation. I want to love her.

>>32203787
This >>32203829

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>>32203787
Get a grip on the new powers, then use it to prank people and steal shit

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>>32203787

Dominate people with pheromones, create a legion of slavering sheep, then use that to make a massive amount of money.

So basically your average pop star.

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>>32203787
>Probably play matchmaker and succubus.
>Hope nobody calls ghost busters

Use my new illusion powers to effectively become a god
and constant fug

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>>32204122
Forgot pic

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>>32203787
>tfw you're a transformationfag but there's so much cringe, horrible shit, and bad rep that it eats away at your soul

>>32204158
I feel your frustration as well.

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>>32203787
Explore the world, the seas are my aquarium now.
Until some factory ship slaughters me.

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>>32203787
hide from /vp/oreons for the rest of my life

>>32203787
I don't have a waifumon since I'm not a degenerate

>>32204700
>I'm not a degenerate
>Posts on 4chan
lol

>>32204700
then why post here
just hide the thread

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>>32203787
>mfw no waifumon
>mfw everyone else is in a state of where they likely can't function on the same level as a human being

have hot lesbian sex with >>32204178
already posted mine >>32203816

>>32204809
again, why even post here. You think you're better than the people ITT, but then come here and post trying to brag to them. That's quite sad, specially since you're wrong.

>>32204711
I'm a faggot and an autist but I've not not lowered my standards to the point of wanting to fuck fictional animals.

>>32204835
I was like you once, you'll cave eventually, everyone this vocal about not wanting to fuck their pokemon does at some point

>>32204819
Think about it. If you ended up being a humanoid Pokémon, then you might be able to do normal people things that you're used to doing to a reasonable degree.

However, can you imagine how difficult it would be if you suddenly became a quadruped after being bipedal your whole life? What if you were a Pokémon with no arms? How would you even get out of your house without having to blast a hole through the door? What if you were a smaller Pokémon and your favorite candy bar was on top of the fridge, but you suddenly couldn't reach it? Worst case scenario, you'd have to move out into the wilderness, where any number of other Pokémon may try to kill you on a daily basis.

Trust me, being a human is pretty much a blessing.

>>32204893
oh fuck
I thought you were calling the people ITT retarded just in general, yeah I see what you mean and agree you're better off than everyone else or at least most of them

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>>32203787
pic related

>>32203796
>unidentified flying object
>get shot down
Or
>gets captured
>either dissected or forced to be subjected to experiments

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See how high I can jump

See how much ripples of impact happen upon my own ass.

>>32205266
Lewd

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>>32205226
...fuck
Can't I just fly at night and spook some people? I just want to go to far away lands man.
If all else fails I can just scream at them though right? boomburst is very strong.

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>>32205266
What else could you do with Mienshao's butt?

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literally a straight upgrade, no downsides once I'm used to the new body's abilities

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>>32203787
touch butts

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cuddle

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>>32205321
good idea!

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>>32205299
Maybe you could avoid getting killed or captured if you didn't go near modern countries? Anyway yes flying around would be great.

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Would I retain my original gender?
if no, fapping time i guess. also ryona.
if yes, ill sneak off to fuck human girls my size.

>>32203909
Have lesbian sex with a salazzle

>>32204158
>>32204164
Wow. I didn't reliaze people with this kink have a grudge with they're own kink

>>32204835
>not wanting to fuck fictional animals
leave /vp/ forever

>>32204835
what about wanting to fuck demihumans?

>>32205780
Im OK with that. Personally not into it.

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>>32203787
See what I can do with my new psychokinetic powers

>>32203787
Azelf can learn explosion
>You know what happens next

>>32204817
And this.

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shit i don't want to be the hpynosis dom! I want to be the sub!

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>>32204178
My nigga

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Freak out, revel in own cuteness for a bit, explore new body, try to figure out how to convey it's me to those I live with so I'm not stuck on the streets.

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>>32205458
There's just a lot of bad shit. Just like any "weird/gross" fetish, the bad stuff very much outweighs the good.

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>>32203846

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>>32203839

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>>32203787
generally, panic
I'm gonna fucking get dissected.
also, if I'm still a boy, I'm gonna be pissed off that dawn stones don't actually exist so I can't become a cool-ass Gallade

>>32203852
if I could, I would

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>>32205458
It's not hard when almost everything you can find is garbage.

>>32208194
EAT ALL TEH FESH!!!

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>>32203787
Find a qt trainer to get caught by and become her favorite pokemon so that she can spoil me with sweets and give me massages and stuff

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>>32203787
Did I became a girl? Not that it matters the result is the same. Post genitals in /vp/

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>>32203787
The best waifumon is also the perfect answer to all these questions.

Nothing cause I not fucking furry

>>32209172
>pokemon
>genitals
good joke my friend

>>32209475
Aren't they all hermaphrodites with different genders?

>>32209517
Nope, they're magic

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Hope that someone recognizes that I'm a Pokemon so we can do fun shit and I have a legal representative.

Also stay the fuck away from the local reptile convention.

>>32211580
Are you a lawyer?

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>>32211587
No, but it would be nice having someone who has recognizable human intelligence to stand up for me should the state or government ever try to pry me away.

>>32211580
>Also stay the fuck away from the local reptile convention.
Why?