who is /vp/?

>>32200799
>shouldn't be hard to find
>nameless template

Hipster douchebag with your cigarettes in 2017.

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>>32200921
here's the spoon just for you

i started doing this and realized my life has gotten too depressing, even anonymously

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These things make me feel weird. But I still do them when I have time...

>>32201504
This is me. Figure I'll comment on the others.

>>32200799
You rate your intelligence pretty high. Makes me wonder. But Bug is my favorite and Poison a close second, so I like your team. Smokers make me unreasonably mad... I get headaches from it.

>>32201051
You have macaroons, so we can be friends. I don't like Electivire much, but you have Porygon 2 which is fantastic taste. I'm also a fan of Dragonite. That laziness tho.

>>32201587
>tfw too intelligent to give a realistic intelligence value

>>32201358
I share your pain.

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>>32201053
>jpg

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>>32202516
>he doesnt have photoshop or paint tool sai

>>32202574
me
>>32200799
good taste in Pokemon. hope your goatee is one of the attractive kinds
>>32201051
you seem like the chill guy everyone likes to have around
>>32201504
yo, Twizzlers, what up. seems good, you horny old bastard.

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Ayy I used to post in one of these threads last year.
This pic was from around the same time last year, so Gen7 Pokemon weren't a thing yet. I'll try and update this later

>>32202763
this motherfuckers got the chapstick
cant go anywhere without it

>>32203090
>rhythm trash
Elaborate?

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Well, I never got around to making one of these, so... here it is.

>>32203177
Rhythm games like HarmoKnight, Project Diva, and my recent favorite Voez.

>>32203225
>Voez
It's great, it just bothers me with it's constant need of an internet connection.
Personally, I prefer Stepmania and Daigasso Band Brothers P (for which someone on gbatemp dumped most of the songs).
People often shill OSU! a lot, but I don't really see the appeal of it. It relies too much on mouse precision for my tastes.

>>32203225
>>32203251
wait, Voez needs an internet connection to play?
ive got a flight early tomorrow morning and was considering getting it to play during the trip.
can i not?
totally on topic :^)

>>32203184
>female on 4chan
Why are you here and why aren't you my gf yet? :3

>>32203494
Playing rhythm games in areas where you're surrounded with loud noises sucks anyway. Just get some other game on your 3ds, and play that.

>>32200799
I would make one and contribute but I can't be bothered making one for these rare threads, also the template has a lot of variations.

>>32200799
>Lighter
>No cigarettes
>???

>>32203940
there's a pack of Natural American Spirit™ cigarettes above the lighter if you look closely

>>32203948
Looks like a book

>>32203513
go get em, tiger :P

>>32203953
They're hipster cigarettes.

>>32203513
Anon, pls.

>>32204009
so theyre fags

>>32202590
>Riding MTB in urban areas.
Just kidding, loved it as well.

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mite as well do a couple ratings

>>32203184
what kind of fucking name is Reneé it looks like a fucked up female version of René
I hate Politoed for no good reason but great picks otherwise
also h-hayai

>>32203090
a cute

>>32202763
nothing spectacular but nothing offensive either
decent taste

>>32204330
worst

>>32204319
>what kind of fucking name is Reneé it looks like a fucked up female version of René
Hey:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renée

I know I put the accent on a different E, I fucked up.

>>32204319
>wants to get dicked
>abysmal sex drive stat

Lad.

Good taste though. Bug, Dark, Poison bro here as well.

>>32204574
High five for being angry and horny like me.

Also Blastoise bros.

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Literally 10 thousand years in MS paint.

>>32200799
>8/9 intelligence
>visits /x/

Yeah sure m8

>>32203513
Kys beta

>>32203513
But anon, I'm taken.

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>>32202590
Okay here's the updated version for the template in the OP

>>32201051
>>32204330
I recognize you guys from the previous incarnations of these kinds of threads

>>32204319
>that imgur link
W-wow.

>>32204282
My area is shit when it comes to road maintenance, lots of bumps and holes and cracks here and there so I thought I might as well use an all-terrain one. I occasionally go off-road riding too anyways.

>>32202853
Damn straight

>>32200799
>>32201504
>>32204574
>>32204841
>>32204847
>being NEET

kys

>>32205606
>being a normalfag
straight to PU

>>32205640
>tfw I can buy my Pokemon games with my money that I have earned
>tfw part time worker master race

feels good man

>>32205691
>tfw your boyfriend buys everything for you
get on my level

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Made this in about 10 minutes, fuck the backpack

>>32205450

My fellow fitness bro

>>32204847
>>32204841
>>32204574

>Being NEET

Why, family

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>>32205813
greek here Its temporary, like i write in this im willing to get a job so i can affort my hobbies and food. This is probably the last year in my life going NEET, hoping to get made in 2018.

>>32203184
d-dont hit on me silly boys~

>>32205606
>not knowing what a NEET is

I just quit a job (three days ago), have money in the bank, and am graduating next semester. You got a (You) though, so whatever.

>>32206320
>ribombee
shit taste

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>>32206358

>>32205606
>>32205813
Life is good as NEET, it would be a life of misery when being stuck into slavery.

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>>32206364
come on lad its a shit tier mon. it also looks fucking garbage.

>>32206320
Whoa, there. Well. I like your shoulder mon and most of your team.

Torterra and I are worried about you though.

>>32206378
If you haven't noticed all of my team is shit-tier.

>>32206370
So agreed.

>>32205855
kill yourself flippy

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>>32200799
>everyone made once?
I keep losing mine every time I make one
hope you're not fucking that Salazzle/10
>>32201051
you seem chill plus you have snacks which is always nice
>>32201504
8/10 you remind me of a really good friend of mine
>>32202574
floridian/10
>>32202763
pretty fucking good, 9/10
>>32203090
you seem fun, 7/10
>>32203184
7/10, but >Gorebyss
>>32204319
7/10
>>32204330
8/10 waifu material
>>32204574
5/10
>>32204841
you seem like you're fun to hang out with but I'm pretty sure you smell funny
>>32204847
pretty nice 7/10
>>32205813
nice tastes but you seem a bit narcissistic
>>32206320
7/10
>>32206490
a bit too hipsterish but still nice, 7/10

>>32206835
salazzle is for hug not for fug

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not drawing myself now because not even i know what the fuck is going on with me

>>32207469
is your hair literally spaghetti

>>32205606
.t wagecuck

Curious? Looking though the thread, there seems to be a lot of gays who like Unova. Not trying to be rude or anything but what draws you guys to it?

>>32206320
You seem like the type to hang out on /r9k/ honestly

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>>32209746
>>32200799 (OP)
4/10
>>32201051
3/10
>>32201504
7/10
>>32202574
2/10
>>32202590
>>32205450
8/10 I like your effort.
>>32202763
6/10
>>32203090
2/10
>>32203184
5/10
>>32204319
1/10
>>32204574
Very funny.
>>32204847
3/10
>>32205813
7/10 love your team.
>>32206320
2/10
>>32206490
0/10 awful nicknames
>>32206835
5/10
>>32207469
3/10

>>32209758
Those are some truly shit taste. I'll throw you a 1.5/10 to make you feel accomplished.

>>32206490
7.5/10, chill guy who proudly nicknames his mons
>>32206835
8/10, interesting guy: cool name, job, and Pokemon
>>32207469
7/10, buff men, pretty women team. congrats on waking up from that coma.
>>32209758
4/10, bitter shitter.

>>32209758
What are those pokemon choices?

>>32209713
/r9k/ is a shitty board

>>32206835
>Samsung
You're my nigger!

>>32211152
Hell yeah snorlax!

>>32209758
Thats funny. I had f.lux on when I mad this so my hair color is purple.

>>32209907
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>>32210840
Found the people who got rated low.

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>>32211462
>tfw you get low ratings but don't care because you know you're a shitter

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>>32211462
Calm down, lad. I'm merely returning the favor.

Bumo

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>>32200799
>>32201504
>>32203184
cool guys

>tfw not enough (You)s

>>32201504
Me again.

>>32204847
Good taste in pokemon. Get some anger problems though lad, wyd.

>>32211152
Angry and horny. That's more like it. Also my boy Heracross. You're goin' places.

>>32212915
You remind me of myself at 19. You seem a bitter shitter, but you're probably a cool enough lad with poor self-esteem. That team is damn near perfection. (I hate UBs. But hey, man. Opinions.)

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These are always fun.

>>32214063
>all them Buggers

Holy shit. Some of the best taste so far. Tangrowth is top notch. Not to mention dinosaurs and insects.

>>32214063
Same anon that already commented on yours, but if you drew that Tangrowth I'd like to see the full version and maybe a link to your stuff if you don't mind sharing. The little you and Tangela is fucking cute too.

>>32214063
You look like a hardcore atheist.

>>32214063
I like how you have a tangrowth on your shoulder

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I also guess if I had a battle theme it'd be this, only they spell MAGNEZONE instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qotCxWm2uw

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been on vp for about 4 years and haven't done one of these yet, this is me

>>32214063
If this was a contest you win

>>32216071
awful
>>32216259
even worse

>>32214063
>Artistic skills maxed out
>Can't draw feet
Lmao

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>>32200799

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I'll just leave this here, not updated in a while

>>32216366

I saw it more as relative to everything else, anon- on a personal level, not compared to everyone else. i.e my artistic "skills" are much better than my intelligence or social skills. That said, a 2 minute sketch isn't really always representative of someone's understanding of fundamentals or ability to draw. I never claimed I was on the level of the old masters or even great, just that my *actual* art that I put time and work into is much better relative to my other skills or to me being a worthless troll-faced homunculus. I'm glad you had a good laugh though.

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I've been wearing this blue jacket for months now.

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>>32219919
>browses /pol/
>waifumon

>>32220268
O yeah i remember you too