Through the powers of meme magic and duct tape, you are able

>>32195970
Jolteon my boy

>>32195970
Espeon for fug.

>>32195970
Sylveon for max affection fug

>>32195970
fish for ... fug

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>cutest ibui
>produces clean air
>probably really laid back
>photosynthesis so i don't even have to feed it
>if it doesn't eat then it probably doesn't shit
>cutest ibui

how can the others even compete

Either Jolteon or Espeon.

Jolteon would be the best for defense and whatever else we could manage with his electricity.

Espeon has strong psychic powers, and I'd imagine telepathy and telekinesis would be extremely advantageous for a loyal companion to have.

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Fisheon because it is a best

>>32195970
If it doesn't melt, then probably Glaceon. It would be pretty useful in a country where it's summer the entire year.

>>32195970
>duct tape
what did he mean by this

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>>32196805
This, it's both a CUTE pet and a houseplant

>>32196805
>produces clean air
if the air comes from where I think it does, I'm seconding this

Espeon, future sight alone can make me a shit ton of money.

>>32195970
Sylveon for a hit of dopamine whenever

>>32195970
Probably Flareon or Glaceon, considering I hate being cold and I hate being hot

Although Flareon is subjectively cuter so I suppose if I were forced to pick one I'd pick it

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>>32199695
the CUTEST

I like Flareon the most.

Oh, Vaporeon is so ASS! lol
It's a wonder why no one ever picked it.

>>32195970
Are shinies an option?
If so, shiny Umbreon.

>>32195970
Slutveon for fug

>Get Flareon/Glaceon for cold/hot fags
>Don't have to pay as much for electricity

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