Here we confess our worst Pokemon sins to angel Brionne

>>32191194
how do I fuck this thing?

I only play the games casually.

>>32191194
I traded my initial, fully evolved Emboar from White for the sake of an under-leveled Lucario over online. I haven't seen the former ever since.

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I never played gen 1, 2 or 4

I played gen 5...
Lord please heal this pain

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>>32191269

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>>32191194
My first-ever fap was to Blaziken

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>>32191194
That's no angel, that's a demon with a plastic halo and a white dress from the secondhand clothing store.

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>>32191300
My first ever poké-fap was to gardevoir.

>>32191194

Never finished any gen 3 or 4 games. Had to make myself beat ORAS when it came out and have no intention of playing gen 4 unless they make a remake.

>>32191304
ow the edge

>>32191300
mine was mienshao before it even had an english name

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>>32191307
I've fapped more to pokemon than 3DPD and I'm 100% certain it's had a negative effect on my sexual development

>>32191307
Just really hope someone will not add a penis to Incineroar. ;_;

>>32191194
I nammed my rowlet roothoot.

>>32191194
I have never played Gen 6 or 7, and I only played Gen 1-5 on emulators

>>32191315
>people who were 11 in 2010 are old enough to post on this site now
Jesus

>>32191315
Translated Mienshao to chinese.
Result: 三门 (Sanmen)

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>>32191194
Pokemon gave me an extreme guilty pleasure for denying "muh girly things must be female" fags that I deliberately try to catch a male for every feminine Pokemon and female for every masculine Pokemon, just to annoy them.
It turned into a genuine interest/fetish before I'd ever once gotten off

>>32191194
I hate furfags and wish to dissociate myself from them as much as possible

Yet I have done the foul deed myself on a few occasions. Please forgive me, and give the strength to never commit this sin again.

I tried to kill Zekrom the first time I encountered it, just cause fuck N's plans.

>>32191300
my first pokemon fap was misdreavus

My first Pokemon fap was to jynx in the Pokemon stadium photo gallery mode

>>32191404

You've already gone past the point of no return. The only thing you are doing now by denying your base desires is hurting yourself.

>>32191436
This is legitimately funny

>>32191260
Holy fucking shit are you me?

>>32191322
Oh, well there's no saving you.

>>32191453
no
please
save me

>>32191513
Just embrace it. It's just going to get hungry and when you finally do satisfy your urge it's going to grow tenfold.

>>32191513

The only thing I can save you from is yourself. Don't try and deny yourself what you want to maintain the illusion of normalcy or purity, you gave that up a long time ago.

When you've gone off the deep end the only thing you can do is go deeper.

I do evil things, and I know these actions are evil, and I wonder traded pokemon lv 1 from ditto jap (hack).

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>>32191380
>>people who were 11 in 2010 are old enough to post on this site now
I was 15 or 16 when this happened, and my first fap probably would have been florges or some shit if someone from a creative server that I went to at the time had not told me what r34 was. I wasn't from a sheltered home or anything, it just took me that long to get out of the "sex and anything to do with it is gross" phase

>>32191322
I guilt of this myself, slapping human genitalia on a pokemon is hotter than it has any right to be

>>32191404
I used to be like that too, loosen up and embrace your degeneracy, you'll feel better about yourself for it

I used the masterball on a fucking absol
>it wasn't even shiny

Someone on showdown wanted help to evolve their haunted via trade, I said I would help, he sent me the haunter and it evolved but I never traded it back, it was timid with perfect IV's.

:(

>>32191513
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

diapered Pokemon

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>>32191300
My first fap ever was some chick who dressed up as Misty for the Disney Halloween thing.

Fapped in the hotel room's bathroom while my family was in the regular room.

I'm also pretty sure my dad also took a shit inside the shower during that vacation too, but idk. Might have been a different trip.

>>32191194
Literally never played any pokemon game outside of the TCG.

spent all of gen iv and v hoenfagging for a rse remake because they're my favorite games and i wanted them to be in 3d or something, i don't fucking know

got AS, beat it, haven't come back to it since. it's probably my least favorite game in the franchise so far. (except MD blue and PR 1, but those only suck because the series both got so much better afterwards)

anyway sorry for having been a whiny bitch about #gen3confirmed all this time, monkeypaw.jpg

>>32191194
I would fuck that seal

>>32191300
Mine was mewtwo

I intentionally reset my game knowing I had a shiny ledyba before pokebank was released

>>32191194
wait a sec... angel brionne?
did brionne died? what happened?

>>32191300
Mine was to Gardevoir

>>32191300
Mine actually was Porygon

I still haven't caught them all, only the original 151

In my defense i am still beating the games because i only really got into pokémon (read:take shit more seriously) recently, i plan on building a living dex as soon as i am done with gen 5, most likely getting a romhack for that

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>>32191300
Mine was one of the Chikorita line, Lugia, Nidoqueen, or Bayleef but with Charizard.
Can't really remember which. Might have even been that weird Dusclops flash that was about 7 fetishes in an abandoned house or something.
In my defense, that pig scene was top-tier kino after the "that'll do pig" line.

>>32191194
I've started like 50 different save files on games and restarted due to boredom or lack of interest

>>32193545
>twf I know what that game is
I didn't think others played it honestly. Good to know there are others that're into it

>>32191300
idk how to fap

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>>32193568
Mark of a connoisseur. Back when flash lewds were good.

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I felt no remorse or pity playing this first turn.

I refused to sideboard it while playing Speed Tyranitar.

i have never masturbated in my life, since im asexual.

>>32195186
not even just to see what all the fuss was about?

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>>32191300
same

>>32195186
That's not pokemon related.

>>32193577
me too

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I falseflag as every starterfag

>>32193487
A man after my own heart.

>>32192805
You're not alone.

>>32193545
Aw shit, you mean Dusty's Castle?

>>32191406
badass

I honestly don't see how it's possible to be attracted to cartoon animals

>>32198949
Leave this board

>>32198949
I get ;)jerking off to more humanoid pokemon, but finding like, a feral pokemon like eevee with nothing done to it attractive is something I'll never understand.

I collect pokemon based only on how cute I think they are.

>>32191631
I hope you die. Slowly and painfully.

I thought levelling a Pokémon to 100 and giving it random TM Moves was "fully trained".

>>32198797
Yeah. It didn't show the name on e621, so I never knew the name.

>>32191210
HEATHEN!

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>>32191604
>putting human genitalia on Pokemon

That's the worst sin here, absolutely fucking disgusting taste.

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>>32193524
Whoa. Please explain what you find sexy about this, anon. Is it how totally cool he is? Is it his 3D texture whoa wow magic?

>>32191194
I like literally every kind of hentai that isn't guru.