Is this canon?
>>32188860
Nope
Is this canon?
>>32188879
Thats a niceneo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
>>32188860
Yes.
>>32188860
No, but this is actually canon, in every meaning of the term.
>>32188860
>>32189190
He ain't for rape.
>>32189819
Hiker Andy "loves" him, not rapes him.
Maybe.
We know Hilbert knocked up that Office Lady. He also broke the Hiker's heart. Who's to say he didn't fuck the Lass while he was it?
>>32189860
Office Lady was not very effective on Hilbert. Only Preschooler and Hiker had an effect.
>>32189825
they aren't kids retard
>>32189869
Even if the Office Lady wasn't very effective on Hilbert, he still pumped and dumped her to cuck Hiker Andy and see his reaction.
Hilbert is a real sadist like that.
His other exploits:
>Bullying the Audino population to near extinction
>Mass importing Pokemon at the transfer facility, overwhelming the Rangers and flooding Unova with invasive species
>Encouraging Iris to be the next champion, and giving her that dress while claiming it was Drayden's idea
>Boxing his mascot when it sensed Kyurem becoming active
>Uncovering the Genies' Therian forms
>>32189860
B2W2 happen 2 years after BW, so the baby daddy is somebody else.
Hilbert is for Andy only.
>>32189190What if Andy is actually Hilbert's dad?
>>32190056
That requires Andy to fuck a girl. That would never happen.
>>32189190
What if, in SM, Lillie was replaced with Hiker Andy? His role in the story is the same, being Lusamine's kid who runs away with Nebby, and he goes through the same character arc and development as Lillie, but with the beautiful looks and personality of his own.