/tng/ - Tongue General

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>>32187177
Please stop with these stupid generals

>>32187177
Gastly line please, post more tongue Pokemon

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>>3218718
fuck you

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>>32187177
I think any pokemon that can learn the move Lick is applicable in this general. Are there any discrepancies?

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>>32187177

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>>32187177
>No Kecleon
>No Gastly line
>No Froakie line (Or at least Greninja)
>No Heatmor

You done goof'd, OP. Missed out on some of the most prominent tongues out there.

i want to tongue those tongues

>>32189313
Which Pokemon enjoy it when you pet their tongues the most in amie? Because in those instances it'd probably be somewhat of a turn-on to do that.

>>32189341
>not going for the Pokemon who don't like their tongues being touched
>not slowly converting them by rewarding letting you touch their tongues
>not mindbreaking them to beg for having their tongues used by you

>>32189450
Team Plasma was right.

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Who is best tongue and why is it Shellder?

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>>32187177
Lets talk about best tongues. Canonically, which pokemon has the overall longest tongue? I recall Gengar having one at least 5 meters long in the anime.

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>>32189532
That ain't Slurpuff.

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>>32189728
I actually did calculations and based on episode appearances and usage, Greninja has definitely the longest tongue out there.

In pic related episode, Greninja uses his tongue to catch serena from falling. She falls for a couple of seconds and the Greninja actually jumps higher up and shoots out his tongue, wrapping it it around her thrice. Based on the fall time, distance and the amount of tongue coils, Greninja's tongue must be able to extend to 15 meters at the very least, all the while remaining completely prehensile.

That's not all. In one of the last episodes of the flare arc, Greninja catches Ash, Serena and Bonnie (at the very least 220 pounds) falling at terminal velocity with it. Therefore we can conclude that not only can his tongue extend over 15 meters, but it can also lift over a ton of weight.

Puny tonguelets, take notes. If you want to have all the bitches lusting after your divine oral endowment, this is how it's done.

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>>32187305
Here's a list of all pokemon that can learn Lick. Litten family confirmed for Lickitung Genes?

>>32189728
A better question is what kind of tongue is the best tongue: big and wide? Or long and thin/tapered?

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>>32193268
It's all a matter of taste. For example, big, wide tongues ala Lickitung are undeniably the best for licking, while long, prehensile ones are the best for wrapping and coiling. I personally prefer the latter as it is more versatile, and undeniably more useful in everyday situations.

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>>32187177
Bumping with love for my nigga Seel. There's more diversity within this general than any other as of yet.

>>32192207
Are there any known instances of Litten using lick in the anime? I wanna see if it'sapplicable to the thread. Does it grow a long tongue?

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>>32194792
I'm not sure this qualifies, but there's technically a prominent tongue, so whatever.

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Soft and spongy, slick and slippery, or sticky and slimy?

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>>32194832
>You will never endlessly tease your Greninja's tongue until his face goes bright red out of embarrassment and pleasure
>You will never stick your face and/or hands in between his tongue coils
>You will never unravel his tongue and leave his face exposed for all to see
>You'll never thoroughly lick his tongue

>>32194856
>2017
>Not prefering Slick and Slippery tongues

I Shiggy Piggy

>>32187177
>QotT: Should Gastly's line be included in /tng/ threads?

Pic Related.

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>>32194877
SHEEEEEEEIT... forgot the Pic

>>32194804
I just checked in Bulbapedo and it turns out there isn't. I highly doubt it will happen in the future too.

>>32187177
Is this a fetish?
You can tell me.

Important thread-related question:

Is ironic autism still autism?

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>>32196816
Nope. It's ironic shitposting based on those autistic thread where people were making a general dedicated solely to Gorilla Armed dragons, then went on to make a general about Small Armed dragons and then even went on to do a No-Armed dragons general once or twice.

The threads were so stupidly useless that the meme catched on and lots of faggots started replicating the threads with other topics.

Ironically, this topic at least offers more than 5 things to talk about, making it the most encompassing yet.

>>32197198
>Implying any of those threads are ironic

There's nothing but sheer unadulterated love for Gorilla Arm dragon and long-tongued Pokemon to be found in this board. Don't deny the love.

>>32189462
kek

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Apparently Politoed doesn't learn Lick, but he did use his tongue to attack in the anime. Does this count?

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gligar is my favorite out of /tng/

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>>32199519
Holy shit, how could i forget my /tng/ bro? Gliscor also needs to join the party.

/r/equestan tongue-y GIFs here.

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>>32200775