I want to make fug a good mother.

>>32186287
You cant. It has no gender. Also it isnt real.

>>32186287
Tell me more. How would you two meet? How would you seduce her?

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>>32186287
sleep tight motherfugger

>>32186864
>It has no gender
It's gender unknown, you dip

>>32186898
>be me, Professor Pine or some shit, renowned breeding scientist
>Research Legendary pokemans
>spend hours pouring over legends of giant sky snake n' shit
>realize nobody even knows Fug's gender
>decide to make it my life's goal
>need to write grant paper for money
>denied by some nu-male named Cuck-ui
>fucking SJWs
>re-write paper, saying I want to study tides and the effect on Spheal libido or some shit
>he actually buys it
>get to Hoenn
>try to climb Sky pillar, get raped by ape-shit girl and anally destroyed by a Whismur
>black out
>wake up back in my home region's pokecenter, lost a shit-ton of cash
>they restored my anus to full health
>get back to Hoenn
>remember the paper, send some pictures of a Spheal's cock i had
>tell him Low-tide makes Spheals try to mate with anything, even humans
>he buys it again
>research funds running low after return trip
>resort to sexually pleasing trainers pokemon for money
>call it a massage
>works great
>am now loaded
>buy a shit ton of potions and revives for the battle
>Suck a guys cock for a Walrein
>Fag didn't even ask me to Swellow
>Climb tower again
>See girl
>I send out Walrein
>Turns out I was right
>Turns out it's low tides
>Walrein mounts girl
>Seeing this, I begin to masturbate furiously
>Ready to nut
>Sensing my wishes, Walrein finishes with me
>Girl is smothered to death under Walreins weight
>Zip up dick
>Climb tower
>See altar
>Kneel before altar
>Pray before Fug
>Hear a sound
>Fug descends from the heavens
>Fug approaches me
>Notice something
>Fug has a cock
>Fug is hard
>Fug is fucking Diamonds right now
>Fug rams into me
>Fug's giant 4 foot cock serpents it's way into my boy-pussy
>Fug used pound
>Fug critical hits my Sphincter
>Fug spends the next hour Dragon Dancing in my ass
>After a while Fug pauses
>Feel something in his cock move into my ass
>Its an egg
>ends up somewhere in my intestines
>Fug leaves
>Crawl back to the base of the tower, fly home

Fug is Male, shut the fuck up

>>32187114
Seen worse greentext. Here have a bump.

>>32187114
Kek, Fug is a Female Only Pokémon.

>>32187114
This is probably the only good thing ever written that includes Zinnia.

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>>32187114
I've seen some shit, but then I see this and I begin to give up on reality.

>>32187114
>male
>lays egg inside you
i'm seriously confused but that was a good read im gonna fap to mpreg now

>>32187114
Nice wall of text but no amount of stories and overly sexual trash will deny fug is grill

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>>32187114
I can fap to this

>>32187114
>Fag didn't even ask me to Swellow
Best line

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>>32187114
/thread
Also /day for me. You won.

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>>32187114

>>32187114
this is awful. You're trying too hard

>>32187443
Actually if the egg is fully fertilized Fug would be a type of hermaphrodite

>>32187114
I feel weird and i like it

>>32187114
I would like the sequel where the eggs hatch and you get fuglings
>>32190387
True but /vp/ has low standards and shock value is greater then actual comedy, ask /pol/

I want Fug to absorb and unbirth me
And as i am trapped inside Fug's womb i start to develop Fug-like features while i am nurtured inside Fug
And I will be reborn in a few months as a new Fugling

>>32194852
delete