>It lives close to water and is often mistaken for a mermaid.

>>32182784
implying my dick would know the difference

>>32182784
Well anon, not every region has Milotic and Primarina, and they all have their own myths, legends, etc.

>>32182784
It means that people fuck them.

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>>32182784
Dewgong has also been mistaken for a mermaid.

>>32182784
That's just an excuse sailors make for fucking Vaporeons.
>I thought she was a mermaid, I swear

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>>32182784
because it's even better for fug than those things. A lonely sailor would grab that opportunity by the tail

People only seeing the tail

>>32182794
Nahh what if one of them has a prehensile and dexterous vagina like that of a dolphin?

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how do I fuck this thing

Why do people keep making threads dedicated to mermaids?

Didn't a Swimmer in route 126 claimed to be a Mermaid

Vaporeaon is fugly

>>32183702
that's glaceon

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>>32182801
but that makes sense because in real life manatees where mistaken for mermaids.
>>32182784
because mioltic and primarina didn't exist when vapereon was made.

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>>32183702
>>32183707
>having taste this shit
both of you have brain damage

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this fatass is supposed to have inspired mermaid myths too

all it proves is that people will fuck anything

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>>32182784
>gen I dex's entry
>Guys! Milotic and Primarina!
Why is /vp/ so retarded?

Why are you talking about those THINGS? Mermaids are evil, plain and simple.

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>>32183769
do you think I give a fuck?

>>32183769
That's why we love them

>>32183769
hot

>>32183743

It says that in Sun/Moon too though

>>32183868
Doesn't matter, this was its entry in gen I.

>>32183204
Tenderly

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Spanish Explorers often mistook Manatees for mermaids.

Sailors must have really bad eyesight.

>>32182801
>>32183720
>>32184139
this

Although, it's not hard to see why. Both have similar body shape (although manatees are definitely WAY fatter), both caress their young, and their faces are sort of similar from a distance, too.

Plus, they were probably seasick or something

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>>32186882
Why...?

>>32183743
>>32183944
>Sun and Moon already tells you it's mistaken for a mermaid
>thinking it's reasonable to expect
people to go out of their way to find out it's an entry from Gen. 1

You really are an autist. And bonus autism points for being a frogposter.

>>32182784
Kantonians are retarded.

>>32186914
>people to go out of their way to find out it's an entry from Gen. 1
5 seconds on bulbapedo or play a gen I game shows you that. OP is retarded to not look for it and compare with pokemon from later gens.
And you're an autist for defending a retarded.

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>>32182784
every fisherman does once in a while enjoy a good piece of fishpussy

>>32191033
Fishpussy isn't good.

>>32182784
Because:
1. the shape of the tail
2. Milotic and the beautiful girl Primarina didn't exist back then
3. the Pokedex doesn't make sense

>>32192884
Lies

>>32192884
how do you know

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>>32192884
t. Fry

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>>32192909
>beautiful girl Primarina
Not all of them

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>>32192924

>>32192884
but fishcatpussy is

>>32192884
>not liking cloaca

>>32195025
proof?

>>32196431
I think it would be similar to dolphin, so i would know of course

>>32182794
fpbp

>>32196713

Explain further

>>32182795
eevee isn't even native to kanto :^)