How do Ghetsis' views make you feel, vp?

>>32171758
Warm.

>>32171758
>an imaginary friend, even if it's revered by christians as deity, is still an imaginary friend
Right idea, wrong target.

I think he's right. I feel most Pokemon's power levels are exaggerated, passed down and blown out of proportion over the years. If you can catch them in a simple ball or take them down with whatever shitty local critters you've found, they can't be all that strong.

>>32171758
Well, what he says is true. Not sure how is this this supposed to make me feel something special.

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>>32171766

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>>32171758

>>32171766
edge

>>32171779
I like all Pokemon.

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>>32171773
Somebody once said the Pokedex is full of lies and exaggerations so maybe this fits. Doubt that all those Gen 4 legendaries didn't create the Pokemon world tho.

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>>32171766

>>32171776
>>32171783
>>32171788
>2017
>still believing in le omnipotent man in the sky
These aren't the middle ages anymore grandpa.

>>32171766
>imaginary
Fuck off. There is historic proof Jesus existed. He might not have been God's son, but he existed.

>>32171766
/thread

>>32171801
I know Jesus existed. I wasn't talking about Jesus. What kind of dumbass thinks Jesus didn't exist?

>>32171796
>>32171766
>>32171801
>Not wanting Jesus to cover your filthy sins on 4chan

>>32171819
And if Jesus existed, he must've been God's son. There is no other explanation why he became so famous.

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just a reminder that if you get into a religious debate on the internet, you've already lost

>>32171833
>There is no other explanation why he became so famous
t. brainwashed christian cultist

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>tfw BW was so good it starts religious debates
>tfw Pokemon will never be this good again

>>32171867
The hypocrisy is strong.

>>32171898

I'm not him though.

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>>32171766
Tip harder, dicklips

guys PLEASE
this is POKEMON board lets talk pokemon!

What would God's team be?
hardmode: no Arceus

>>32171934
>talking about pokemon
>on /vp/
Is this bait?

>>32171956
OW

>>32171833
>There is no other explanation why he became so famous.
Listen here buddy
The ancient age was so full of cults shaped to worship one person as chosen by the gods/a god that there are coins made to honor such false prophets. Jesus was nothing special in that regard
What makes christianity different is that it has roots in Judaism, which is both something entirely different from the ordinary paganism and still something most people knew about already, thus it had both the appeal of something new and yet familiar and something historical

Another thing is that the message of jesus is a lot better than what most of the formerly mentioned false prophets had, they were just in it for the money, whereas Jesus wanted to spread a philosophy meant to help people cope with whatever was harming them. and because of that, unlike the other prophets, the idea would only be strengthened when Jesus finally died

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>>32171959
please

>>32171776
>>32171783
>>32171788
>>32171801
>>32171924
>I LARP as a Christian on 4chan for (You)s
Reconsider your lives.

>>32172016
>larp
>on an online imageboard
Modern day atheism, everybody.

>>32171955
Pidgeot
Omanayte
Evee/Vaporeon (instead of Flareon)
Suicune
Celebi
Maybe Lugia

Please, just delete this thread.

>>32171956
this is the worst comment in the thread

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>This thread

>>32172047
>comment
>>>/youtube/

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>>32172003
>stop talking about Chirstianity
>talk about Buddhism instead
hello hijirin~

>>32171758
>An A Press, even if it's revered as a half, is still just an A Press
You just keep telling yourself that, """""""Dennis""""""".

>>32172016
>anyone who points out obvious fedorafagging must be christian
>I'll just call them LARPfags even though I obviously have no idea what that means
Now I want you to know that I don't say this very often, but you should really consider suicide. Doesn't have to be now, just mull it over for a little bit.

>>32172044
>the first three
dead meme

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>>32171773
>Dialga/Palkia/Giratina/Arcus were a Mistake.

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>>32172091
>ifunny.co

>>32172084
Oh I'm sorry

>>32172139
Apology accepted.

>>32171956
That's badly worded. "God isn't necessary for the purposes of science" is a slightly better wording.

>>32172163
You sure is smarter than Stephen Hawking, aren't you anon?

>>32172081
That's not a very christian like thing to say ur gonna go 2 hell :^(

what if god is real
and we all go to hell
and hell is just this
shitposting on /vp/
day in and day out
except we're also hungry and thirsty and itchy all the time
and have to pee but the line to the toilets is always really long
and not allowed to masturbate ever

>>32171758
He's right but then you have shit like the weather trio and creation trio who fuck everything up.

>>32172334
What if God is evil and an asshole and sends everyone to hell no matter what?

>>32172404
He's still right. The pokemon you mentioned, Mewtwo, Rayquaza, Xerneas and Yveltal, etc. are all pretty powerful for being Pokemon Pokemon, but they are just Pokemon, that's it.
A random 10 year old that isn't even a League champion yet can come with its team consisting of its starter, the early bird/rodent and some other shmuck and defeat it/catch it with no trouble.

>>32172418
The Christian God vaporizes people in the old testament all the time, if he was real this is probably what he would do. Maybe not to everyone, but certainly to anyone who didn't kiss his ass 24/7. He killed a dude for stumbling.

>>32172454

Yeah the OG God in the Old Testament was a hothead.

>>32171758

He's correct

On the subject of Ghetis though I really wish he actually believed in his goal to liberate pokemon. Him being a piece of shit to N is fine and works but him becoming your basic megalomaniac is dissapointing. If he actually believed in freedom for pokemon I think that would've provided a pretty interesting, maybe not deep, point in the series.

god was my role-model as a kid desu

>>32172531
How many infadels have you beheaded, son?

>>32171934
Throh (Genesis 32:22-32)
Ursaring + Beartic (Kings 2:23-25)
Something with Gluttony + Embargo (Mark 11:12-14, 11:20-25)

Most of His team is either vulnerable to Steel types or don't know any Fire/Fighting/Ground moves (Judges 1:19)

>>32172610
not that one

>>32172697
Yahweh, the god of the old testament is also the god of the new testament and the god of the Koran. Allah is Yahweh.

>>32171833
No. Jesus was a cool guy who could get people to believe in him between his message and his charisma. You see that all the time.

>>32172952
Actually Jesus only (if he existed) didn't convince more than a small hand full of people of his message. The message of yeshuwah didn't become popular for over a hundred years after his supposed existence.

>>32171819
You'd be surprised.

>>32171758
I agree. Its actually something I like about pokemon's lore.

>>32171773
Or the balls are good enough to catch them. I'll never get why this is an issue.

>>32172521
I kinda wish they'd elaborate on why Ghetis was the way he was.

>>32172521
N did that pretty well by himself. He was fucking shellshocked after Ghetsis said he was making it all up.

>>32175084
After BW2, you can kinda just tell he's messed up in the head. No evil team Boss has really had a full backstory aside from a few obscure lines of text from ingame bookshelves.

>>32171766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90

>>32172163
> God isn't necessary for the purposes of science
> Science: the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment

If God isn't necessary for the purposes of observing the structure and behavior of our world (i.e. everything we can ever observe, measure, and see the effects of on the world around us), wouldn't that by definition make God unnecessary in general?

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I can believe that pokedex entries make no sense considering Macargo and his shit.

Also Pokemon may be just pokemon according to Ghestis, but i'd rather not risk getting my soul stolen by some god damn candles

>>32171833
wew

>>32172418
then he's doing it to test us
if god does something bad and we express unhappiness then we are bad people

>>32171758
He's right. Every Pokemon, from Sunkern to Arceus, will obey humans as long as they have eight special badges, made by people, for other people.

Humans are the true gods of the Pokeverse.