>a perfect Pokemon doesn't exi-

>>32149240
st

>diglett used mud slap

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>>32149309
Ground types are illegal from now on.

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Your fire lizard is 20 years too late. Perfect one was made long ago.

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>>32149360
>Stealth Rock

Babby go homu.

ITT unbridled autism

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A perfect pokemon does exist, its name is golurk.

>>32149365
>says the mon that isn't viable because of Stealth Rock
At least zard is usable thanks to megas. Oversexualized lizard will drop until it is never seen again.

>>32149405
Well, it took 6 generations for Charizard to be good, so it's only fair to give Salazzle 6 generations too.

>>32149416
>6 Generation
Zard was good in Gen 1 and 2, and okay in 3.

>>32149405
I didn't know competitive relevance was a criteria for perfect Pokemon. It makes sense, though I just assumed it was about the design. In which case, being sexualized isn't a bad thing. It's just another type of design.

>>32149442
it was mediocre

>>32149240
I want to FUCK Salazzle!

>>32149360
but charizard doesn't canonically cater to my fetish

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>>32149766
Is this just going to be a thing now, or what?

>>32149781
I want to FUCC Charizard though
you have shit taste.

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>offensive mon
>gets an ability most stallmons and walls would kill for

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>>32149240

>>32149322
>I-If i ban a type, it makes my pokemon flawless!

no.

>>32149869
>>32150046
Is there more?

>>32149240
50 base groundtype move 1shot kill.

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Truly a golden experience catching a shiny one.

>>32149322
triggered

I can't fucking find this slut anywhere. Why even live if I can't get a lizard waifu?

>>32152122

She spawns at the foot of the volcano in the second island. I can trade one with decent IV's if you want one. Lv1.

>>32152133
All I've found are males, but sure I'll trade.
add me 4055-8354-9023
>nice dubs btw

>>32152177

Ok, go online. What's your ingame name?

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>>32152230
It's "Space"

>>32152275

Im Omar53, friend request says "pending confirmation"

>>32152275

3798 1138 8352 oups

>>32152310
Just added you

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>>32149240
Honk

>>32149869
Sit on my face please

>>32149396
Good taste; Salazzle fags can fuck right off to e621

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i fuckin love how the fire flares out from those purple spots

>Maybe I can be your fire-type tonight...