ITT: Pokémon that you will never evolve

>>32148562
Anybody posting an NFE in this thread, including the OP, is a heartless monster that doesn't deserve the pokemon they've posted

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:^)

>>32148584
well
maybe except somebody who posts porygon2
That's the only arguably correct choice

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>>32148593

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>>32148584
togekiss is shit to look at though

>>32148607
You're still an evil man for either not loving you pokemon enough of forcing it to always stay unevolved.

>>32148606
same for you, specially with a pokemon whose entire thing is giving happiness to others, and you refuse to give it to her.

>>32148584
>crying this hard
Tell us, anon, where did the bad NFE touch you?

>>32148629
I think my togetic would be happy to have fucking arms

>>32148637
Your togetic is in a constant state of self doubt and agony, always looking up to other fully evolved mons and thinking less of itself and your relation to it because of this. You're worse than cyrus, at least he evolved his crobat

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>>32148641
If it evolved with max happiness it shouldn't be having any self doubt cut the shit.

>>32148649
Every other pokemon gets to evolve, and all its evolution would take is a stone you have but wont use, why? because you don't love it, and that hurts it, it's not good enough for you, it feels as if it's worth less than all of your other pokemon by proxy. You loved it before, and now, now it's trash, and not worthy of growing and getting stronger, and better, with you. Evil, evil man.

I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't even give it any affection either. People like you are why team plasma should've succeeded the first time around.

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>>32148562
>>32148607
>evolving Togepi

>>32148659
Go fuck a beehive N

>>32148666
I'm not telling you to release shit, satan. I'm saying stop being such a complete dick to your togetic if you love it so much, evolve it and make it happy you absolute fucking asshole. Love it back.

>>32148663
>not even giving it love and affection in the first place
you go against everything this franchise stands for

>>32148629
>you refuse to give it to her.
A pokemon that can evolve would be happy to evolve? Anime demonstrates that this will not be the case for EVERY mon.

>>32148689
aside from porygon2, name a single pokemon that wouldn't be happy to evolve or feel sad/fill up with regret not to.

>>32148672
what if it doesn't wanna evolve then? Pokemon choose to not want to evolve all the god damn time.

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>>32148717
name one scenario where the pokemon is one that evolves through friendship of all things. Oh you can't, cause there is none, you literal piece of trash

>>32148720
that's one pokemon, not a species

>>32148727
You said a single pokemon.

>>32148562
why would want to let it stay in that awkward looking abortion appearence?

I will never understand people who think Togekiss looks better than Togetic in any way, easily the worst Sinnoh cross-gen along with Ambipom

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>>32148788
Ambipom is objectively cute with its bowl cut and nose bandage.

Oh look, another NFEcuck thread.

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:(

>>32148562
Trapinch. One of my absolute favorites but Flygon is just kind of "meh," as the head looks good but the diamond wings turn me off from the design.

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Only correct answer

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>>32148629
>happiness
>give it to her
Uh...phrasing? Just checking.

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>>32148562

>>32148727
>name a single pokemon
>that's one pokemon, not a species
What kind of moron are you?

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>>32151051

>>32151051
Meant to reply >>32151075 to OP

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>>32148562
This. For her age, has borderline birthing hips for days, and cute to look at. If it was not for my reservations, I wouldn't mind shamelessly going full pedo for a shot at someone with this figure! :3

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>>32148587
You are right about that

>>32150076
This. I fucking love trapinch so goddamn much.

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>>32148788
Fuck you. I love based plane birb of happiness. <3

>>32150076
I can see where you're coming from, but I think the Trapinch line just should've been a split-evo line. Have Trapinch evolve into either Vibrava or a pokemon that stays more faithful to Trapinch by remaining flightless.

>>32151001
This; I run Eviolite Floette all day everyday. Florges is just waifu bait.

>>32148788
>>32148607
Except togekiss is great tho

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because i have no friends

>>32153128
Haunter>Gengar is actually a pretty common opinion

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>>32148562

>>32148607
Togetic is disgusting, while togekiss looks fine.

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Jynx is disgusting

>>32153140
only here on /vp/ where everyone has to be a contrarian hipster

>>32148593
paras

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Sliggoo, goodra ruins the line.
>>32153148
No reason to, can't improve perfection.

>>32148739
>>32151075
These as well as Grovyle.

>>32154549
Seconding this, fuck Furret, easily the worst early game rodent, at least Sentret is cute

>>32152567
And floette somehow isn't?

>>32154665
Best should and cute mon, Furret feels like it's from a different evolution line.

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>>32153953
excuse me

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>>32148587
Being Raichu is suffering

>>32151075
>not liking based luxray

>>32154697
Floette is a Daugtheru that needs to be protected

>>32151110
>Forcing the Zenki meme
You're shit, you're Pikachu is shit
Stop posting this pic faggot

>>32151075
>Torracat
So you're obnoxious
>Braixen
And a degenerate
>Luxio
with shit taste
worst ITT easily

>>32155597
kek

>>32148562
TORRACAT FO LIFE YOU FOO